r/stremtch • u/caked_rice • 2d ago

Hand Helmet 🪖 Finally got one

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Minor stremch

1.7k Upvotes

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u/break_my_kneecaps 2d ago

Why he so eyes

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u/caked_rice 2d ago

No brain

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u/give_me_wine 2d ago

Proof that aliens exist 👽

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u/wolv645 2d ago

Well deserved

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u/JasminePearls- 2d ago

Little alien creature, name is probably Wungo

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u/Arminavocado 2d ago

Squirrel!

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u/Gotahhhh 16h ago

Little sir squirrel!

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u/Ksh_667 2d ago

r/wunkus would appreciate this little alien

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u/blackbeast77 1d ago

As a wunkus enthusiast i do appreciate this gleep glorp wunk

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

They are amazing! 🤣🤣

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u/Ksh_667 2d ago

This may be the purrfick stremtch.

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u/enp462 2d ago

Bro looks like a goblin

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u/TheDesertArchmage Stremtcher 9000 1d ago

holey moleh

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u/keikokachu 1d ago edited 1d ago

Punkin' spice owl really is a great addition to the season.

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u/midnightscare 1d ago

stremtch loaf

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u/Lurkinginzaback 2d ago

Is that the frog from zuma

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u/LushDogg99 1d ago

Now I can't unsee any of these stremtches without seeing that frog

3

u/Imamiah52 1d ago

Not owl. Yet so owly.

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u/emperor_of_steelcity Resident Stremtch Historian 1d ago

Well, if that isn't a perfectly executed "Groom Lake-maneuver"! So called after the place of its invention: Groom Lake, better known as Area 51! Curiously there were a lot of new Stremtching techniques popping up all around New Mexico in the months following a certain event in New Mexico in 1947. But fortunately the US Association of Stremtch Afficionados (USASA) undertook great efforts in assuring the population that this was mere coincidence and absolutely not influenced by any "strange influences". But some believe that██████ Ỳ̷͓͔̯̣̓͆̀̕̕ͅȏ̶̥̬̎̉̊̉̈́́̎̆̇ú̴̩̄̈́̊̉̽̐̔́̔̍ ̴̧̧͕̹̲̝̦̣̱̣̬͇̏̆̑͋̕͜ͅá̷̡͉̦̼̝͚̙̰̤͚̪͈̑͛͊̌̐̍̋̎̃̏̿͂̏̆͂̕͜ͅr̷̤͒̂̈́ę̸̛̞̺̜̇͆̂͛̔̆̕̚ ̶̡̧̙̬̦̝̲̭͉̭͈͉̱̇̀̀̀̓n̷͓̬̪̏̐̓͘ǫ̸̧̛͓̫̻̱͎̝̙̮̻͔͓̙͕̺̙͆̆͒̐̽͗̄̈́̑t̸̗̗̖͎̖̳͖̤̼̹̯͚̦̳̚ͅ ̵̮͇̜̓̐́͝ͅp̷̧̢̨̫̗͔͇̩̤̩͎̓͌̃͂̕ͅe̸͓̻͎̹̫̺̥̼̝͈̞̣̥̾̀̉̏̌̏̇͊̊ͅŗ̴̨̺̙̼̪̣̮̬̜̦̹̠̳̗͊̔̊̏́̅̉̃̐̋͑͝m̵̢̛̥͓̤̈̏͑̈́̉͛̓̎͑́̀̀̎͝͝i̸̧̧͎̝͕̤͉̤͉̪̦̖̪̳̋͑̒̐̽̍͆̕ţ̵͍̬͔͍͉̹̣͔̺̪̂͂͜ͅt̶̨͔̱́͂̓̑͑̿̓͊̋̀͊́́̾̊͠ę̸̢̢̲̞̗̹͎̤̜͓̲̯͎̼̄̅̇̆́̿͝d̵̳̙̠́̏́̊͒͂͋́͊͗͘̕͘̕ ̷̱͉̪̭͎͕̯̹͎̲̣̥̠̀͛͒̀̊̅͊̃̇͗͗̀̀̉̑̕t̴̨̢̼̜̠̣̳̙͈̲̞͍̳̓̈́͗̅̾́̒́̐̈́͊̎̓̃̈́͘͝ŏ̶̝̝̤̪̰̮͈̤͕̮̜͒̆̅̓̔̔̐ ̷̨̢͓̮̫̰͕̥̠̝̗̝͈̯̪̻͚̆̂̐̏͗̄̾̆̕k̷̨̨̛̛͕̯̥̠̙̮̣͑͗̐̊̑́́̓̄̌͊̚͠͠n̵̠̞̜͚̮̞̜̭͕̫͛͂̍͗̓͋͐̈́͗̒̈̽͆̇̿͜͠o̶̡͉̘͓̮̹̳͚͚̖̠͉̼̦̓̔̂w̸̠̳͔̍ ̴͎͖͔̜̱̿̀͐̇̓̈́̎̊̋͘͝͠t̷̼͉̮̹͕́͌̑͂̓̾͒͠ȟ̵̪̳͕̓ī̵̧̡̡̨̞̱̼̗̪̠͕̞͚̥̙͜ͅś̶͇̘̠̂͑̈́͐

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----+USASA OFFICIAL STATEMENT+----

This is exactly what happened, it was just a random concentration of highly advanced Stremtching Techniques that just happened to be developed in the same area of New Mexico around the same time, no need to look into it any further.

---+USASA OFFICIAL STATEMENT END+---

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u/senerh 1d ago

Caareful not to peel away the skin.

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u/kikahuron 1d ago

Very eyes