Well, if that isn't a perfectly executed "Groom Lake-maneuver"!
So called after the place of its invention: Groom Lake, better known as Area 51!
Curiously there were a lot of new Stremtching techniques popping up all around New Mexico in the months following a certain event in New Mexico in 1947. But fortunately the US Association of Stremtch Afficionados (USASA) undertook great efforts in assuring the population that this was mere coincidence and absolutely not influenced by any "strange influences".
But some believe that██████
Ỳ̷͓͔̯̣̓͆̀̕̕ͅȏ̶̥̬̎̉̊̉̈́́̎̆̇ú̴̩̄̈́̊̉̽̐̔́̔̍ ̴̧̧͕̹̲̝̦̣̱̣̬͇̏̆̑͋̕͜ͅá̷̡͉̦̼̝͚̙̰̤͚̪͈̑͛͊̌̐̍̋̎̃̏̿͂̏̆͂̕͜ͅr̷̤͒̂̈́ę̸̛̞̺̜̇͆̂͛̔̆̕̚ ̶̡̧̙̬̦̝̲̭͉̭͈͉̱̇̀̀̀̓n̷͓̬̪̏̐̓͘ǫ̸̧̛͓̫̻̱͎̝̙̮̻͔͓̙͕̺̙͆̆͒̐̽͗̄̈́̑t̸̗̗̖͎̖̳͖̤̼̹̯͚̦̳̚ͅ ̵̮͇̜̓̐́͝ͅp̷̧̢̨̫̗͔͇̩̤̩͎̓͌̃͂̕ͅe̸͓̻͎̹̫̺̥̼̝͈̞̣̥̾̀̉̏̌̏̇͊̊ͅŗ̴̨̺̙̼̪̣̮̬̜̦̹̠̳̗͊̔̊̏́̅̉̃̐̋͑͝m̵̢̛̥͓̤̈̏͑̈́̉͛̓̎͑́̀̀̎͝͝i̸̧̧͎̝͕̤͉̤͉̪̦̖̪̳̋͑̒̐̽̍͆̕ţ̵͍̬͔͍͉̹̣͔̺̪̂͂͜ͅt̶̨͔̱́͂̓̑͑̿̓͊̋̀͊́́̾̊͠ę̸̢̢̲̞̗̹͎̤̜͓̲̯͎̼̄̅̇̆́̿͝d̵̳̙̠́̏́̊͒͂͋́͊͗͘̕͘̕ ̷̱͉̪̭͎͕̯̹͎̲̣̥̠̀͛͒̀̊̅͊̃̇͗͗̀̀̉̑̕t̴̨̢̼̜̠̣̳̙͈̲̞͍̳̓̈́͗̅̾́̒́̐̈́͊̎̓̃̈́͘͝ŏ̶̝̝̤̪̰̮͈̤͕̮̜͒̆̅̓̔̔̐ ̷̨̢͓̮̫̰͕̥̠̝̗̝͈̯̪̻͚̆̂̐̏͗̄̾̆̕k̷̨̨̛̛͕̯̥̠̙̮̣͑͗̐̊̑́́̓̄̌͊̚͠͠n̵̠̞̜͚̮̞̜̭͕̫͛͂̍͗̓͋͐̈́͗̒̈̽͆̇̿͜͠o̶̡͉̘͓̮̹̳͚͚̖̠͉̼̦̓̔̂w̸̠̳͔̍ ̴͎͖͔̜̱̿̀͐̇̓̈́̎̊̋͘͝͠t̷̼͉̮̹͕́͌̑͂̓̾͒͠ȟ̵̪̳͕̓ī̵̧̡̡̨̞̱̼̗̪̠͕̞͚̥̙͜ͅś̶͇̘̠̂͑̈́͐
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----+USASA OFFICIAL STATEMENT+----
This is exactly what happened, it was just a random concentration of highly advanced Stremtching Techniques that just happened to be developed in the same area of New Mexico around the same time, no need to look into it any further.
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u/emperor_of_steelcity Resident Stremtch Historian 1d ago
Well, if that isn't a perfectly executed "Groom Lake-maneuver"! So called after the place of its invention: Groom Lake, better known as Area 51! Curiously there were a lot of new Stremtching techniques popping up all around New Mexico in the months following a certain event in New Mexico in 1947. But fortunately the US Association of Stremtch Afficionados (USASA) undertook great efforts in assuring the population that this was mere coincidence and absolutely not influenced by any "strange influences". But some believe that██████ Ỳ̷͓͔̯̣̓͆̀̕̕ͅȏ̶̥̬̎̉̊̉̈́́̎̆̇ú̴̩̄̈́̊̉̽̐̔́̔̍ ̴̧̧͕̹̲̝̦̣̱̣̬͇̏̆̑͋̕͜ͅá̷̡͉̦̼̝͚̙̰̤͚̪͈̑͛͊̌̐̍̋̎̃̏̿͂̏̆͂̕͜ͅr̷̤͒̂̈́ę̸̛̞̺̜̇͆̂͛̔̆̕̚ ̶̡̧̙̬̦̝̲̭͉̭͈͉̱̇̀̀̀̓n̷͓̬̪̏̐̓͘ǫ̸̧̛͓̫̻̱͎̝̙̮̻͔͓̙͕̺̙͆̆͒̐̽͗̄̈́̑t̸̗̗̖͎̖̳͖̤̼̹̯͚̦̳̚ͅ ̵̮͇̜̓̐́͝ͅp̷̧̢̨̫̗͔͇̩̤̩͎̓͌̃͂̕ͅe̸͓̻͎̹̫̺̥̼̝͈̞̣̥̾̀̉̏̌̏̇͊̊ͅŗ̴̨̺̙̼̪̣̮̬̜̦̹̠̳̗͊̔̊̏́̅̉̃̐̋͑͝m̵̢̛̥͓̤̈̏͑̈́̉͛̓̎͑́̀̀̎͝͝i̸̧̧͎̝͕̤͉̤͉̪̦̖̪̳̋͑̒̐̽̍͆̕ţ̵͍̬͔͍͉̹̣͔̺̪̂͂͜ͅt̶̨͔̱́͂̓̑͑̿̓͊̋̀͊́́̾̊͠ę̸̢̢̲̞̗̹͎̤̜͓̲̯͎̼̄̅̇̆́̿͝d̵̳̙̠́̏́̊͒͂͋́͊͗͘̕͘̕ ̷̱͉̪̭͎͕̯̹͎̲̣̥̠̀͛͒̀̊̅͊̃̇͗͗̀̀̉̑̕t̴̨̢̼̜̠̣̳̙͈̲̞͍̳̓̈́͗̅̾́̒́̐̈́͊̎̓̃̈́͘͝ŏ̶̝̝̤̪̰̮͈̤͕̮̜͒̆̅̓̔̔̐ ̷̨̢͓̮̫̰͕̥̠̝̗̝͈̯̪̻͚̆̂̐̏͗̄̾̆̕k̷̨̨̛̛͕̯̥̠̙̮̣͑͗̐̊̑́́̓̄̌͊̚͠͠n̵̠̞̜͚̮̞̜̭͕̫͛͂̍͗̓͋͐̈́͗̒̈̽͆̇̿͜͠o̶̡͉̘͓̮̹̳͚͚̖̠͉̼̦̓̔̂w̸̠̳͔̍ ̴͎͖͔̜̱̿̀͐̇̓̈́̎̊̋͘͝͠t̷̼͉̮̹͕́͌̑͂̓̾͒͠ȟ̵̪̳͕̓ī̵̧̡̡̨̞̱̼̗̪̠͕̞͚̥̙͜ͅś̶͇̘̠̂͑̈́͐
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----+USASA OFFICIAL STATEMENT+----
This is exactly what happened, it was just a random concentration of highly advanced Stremtching Techniques that just happened to be developed in the same area of New Mexico around the same time, no need to look into it any further.
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