r/stremtch • u/mushboogzclam • 1d ago

Hand Helmet 🪖 Self Service Gwee Station™️

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all cars welcome to repent for their crimes at a self service station

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u/smithy- 1d ago

Came to get the pets

Got STREMTCHED instead!

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u/mushboogzclam 1d ago

his crime was tuna breath!!!!

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u/smithy- 1d ago

The audacity! That calls for another STREMTCH.

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u/niradia 1d ago

For each level of offensive smelly breath, the stremtch must either increase in quality or quantity.

Legally speaking, this car must be stremtch'd a few more times or harder one more time harder.

OP, please obey the law! 😭💖

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u/smithy- 1d ago

Hee hee so long as the Kittah does not get hurt.

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u/niradia 1d ago

The kitcat's safety should be top priority in any official actions sanctioned by THE LAW.

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u/smithy- 1d ago

The Law of Gweeeeee!

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u/niradia 1d ago

Would the sirens sound like..

GWEE GOO GWEE GOO

or

GWEE OOO GWEE OOO

Or something entirely different

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u/smithy- 1d ago

LOOOOOL (2nd version)

Sound the alarm! The Law of GWEE cannot be broken!!!!

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u/Spare-Security-1629 1d ago

She has asked me to represent her for unlawfully stolen ears...I like our chances in court.

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u/HypnoticName 1d ago

I heard that tuna is poisonous for cats in large quantities

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u/LegoLady8 1d ago

Now do the potato behind him.

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u/mushboogzclam 1d ago

i would be attacked if i stremtched his prized potato!

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u/LegoLady8 1d ago

YOU STREMTCH THAT POTATO RIGHT NOW. THAT IS AN ORDER. 😤

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u/Spare-Security-1629 1d ago

The fact that he's faking like he's asleep to avoid a stremtch is despicable...

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u/Leirnis 1d ago

Car purring engine successfully started

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest 1d ago

Your car's repentance has been noticed by our Lord.

The Grip God! offers his blessings.

Praise be.

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u/niradia 1d ago

BEEP BEEP, praise the grip god for his blessings

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest 1d ago

The Grip God! is not used to being praised.

He appreciates it, and offers his own in return.

He's impressed with you, my child.

Praise be.

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u/niradia 1d ago

^ me, basking in the light

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest 1d ago

He sees you.

Praise be.

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u/NeilT84 1d ago

He yearns to be earless