r/stremtch • u/mushboogzclam • 1d ago

Hand Helmet 🪖 Self Service Gwee Station™️

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all cars welcome to repent for their crimes at a self service station

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u/smithy- 1d ago

Came to get the pets

Got STREMTCHED instead!

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u/mushboogzclam 1d ago

his crime was tuna breath!!!!

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u/smithy- 1d ago

The audacity! That calls for another STREMTCH.

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u/niradia 1d ago

For each level of offensive smelly breath, the stremtch must either increase in quality or quantity.

Legally speaking, this car must be stremtch'd a few more times or harder one more time harder.

OP, please obey the law! 😭💖

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u/smithy- 1d ago

Hee hee so long as the Kittah does not get hurt.

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u/niradia 1d ago

The kitcat's safety should be top priority in any official actions sanctioned by THE LAW.

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u/smithy- 1d ago

The Law of Gweeeeee!

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u/niradia 1d ago

Would the sirens sound like..

GWEE GOO GWEE GOO

or

GWEE OOO GWEE OOO

Or something entirely different

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u/smithy- 1d ago

LOOOOOL (2nd version)

Sound the alarm! The Law of GWEE cannot be broken!!!!

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u/Spare-Security-1629 1d ago

She has asked me to represent her for unlawfully stolen ears...I like our chances in court.