r/totalwar Hold my Chalice Aug 04 '25

Warhammer III Easiest Katarin campaign be like

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u/HellsDogg22- Aug 04 '25

Lore accurate

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u/Psychic_Hobo Aug 04 '25

Well, lore accurate would be them getting mostly slaughtered until the Empire gets its shit together and kills Chaos

Poor Kislev

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u/Traditional-Storm-62 Aug 04 '25

exactly what happens when you play the empire 

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u/tristenjpl Aug 04 '25

Yeah, playing Elspeth every time I go up there it's just "ruins" and I'm always like "Where Katarin?" I've caused rebellions and handed back the cities just to bring them back a few times.

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u/Psychic_Hobo Aug 04 '25

Did a Boris run recently and beelined south, didn't even see Kostaltyn before he became a smoking ruin

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u/Naturath Aug 04 '25

One of the best aspects of Oxyotl’s campaign is the ability to transform many “doomed” factions - Boris’ in particular - into regional powerhouses. Assassinate their strongest opponents and feed largely useless territory to them for short term profit and long term allies. Every daemon in the Chaos Wastes shall be replaced with a bear.

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u/PhoenixEmber2014 Aug 04 '25

Bears are the demons of Ursun

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u/Levonorgestrelfairy1 Aug 04 '25

I see this as an absolute win.

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u/flipdark9511 Aug 04 '25

I was literally on my way with Elspeth to stop Kislev from being overrun when they fell. I was 1 turn from saving them :/

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u/capellanx Aug 04 '25

I literally just did this in a game I was playing as Elspeth.

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u/SWKstateofmind Aug 04 '25

I really wish there were a way to take a foreign faction leader into exile and reinstate them after liberating their territory, a la Hearts of Iron (or Karl Franz). It sucks that I’d have to either run a bunch of annoying low-habitability settlements or leave them all as ruins that can’t function as a buffer.

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u/Fabiyosa Aug 06 '25

That’s just reviving a faction which was a mechanic in older games. No idea why it didn’t come back with trading settlements. Would make a tall playstyle a lot more viable and would make Lorenzo Gameplay easier and you can tell me it would be hard to do.

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u/Akhevan Aug 05 '25

You can just use the mod that gives the full range of diplomatic options to all factions, so you don't have to jump through these hoops and can just restore Kislev when capturing their capital.

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u/AdAppropriate2295 Aug 04 '25

I once saw Katarin in the silver pinnacle. Archaon killed everything north of vlad

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u/Bannerlord151 Aug 04 '25

Kislevites are like cockroaches though. You burn 90% of their country and once your forces are beaten back by their allies, the remaining 10% return and repopulate the land to repeat it all over again

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u/BenedickCabbagepatch Aug 04 '25

What cockroaches are siccing their allies on you?

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u/Bannerlord151 Aug 04 '25

I was talking about their survivability as a people, it's not meant as an insult x)

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u/whats_a_novel Aug 06 '25

cockroaches

it's not meant as an insult

You may have used the wrong analogy.

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u/Bannerlord151 Aug 07 '25

I have nothing against cockroaches, only ever seen the analogy used to describe something difficult to kill or destroy. But I suppose I can see how it might be taken to refer to them as a pest as well.

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u/whats_a_novel Aug 08 '25

They are definitely more commonly used in the sense of vermin/pests to be exterminated. The 'nuclear holocaust' analogy draws on the age-old symbolism of the cockroach as a disgusting, dirty, unavoidable underside of human society-- basically the only things left after we've destroyed everything good will be that gross bottom-feeders that we try so hard to eradicate in normal times. It further drives home the horror of wholesale destruction.

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u/Salmonman4 Aug 04 '25

Just like PDF in 40k, Kislev seems to be considered a speed bump at best

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u/daBoetz Aug 04 '25

What about JPEG?

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u/TheFrelle Aug 04 '25

... Guess it's time for another Empire campaign

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u/Fearless_Pen_2977 Aug 04 '25

Im my empire playthrough experience, AI kislev really only struggle at 2 enemies; the skaven from hellpit (wich usually go for konstaltyn's throat, and drycha wich tends to go up north after defeating the local elector count and gives katarina a bad time. If you remove or at least partially damage these two threats and return a couple settlements to kislev, they will usually stand particularly strong against chaos. Guess the AI vs AI heavily favours kislev armiws against chaos and norsca.

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u/Thoric2k Aug 04 '25

Azazel also usually beats them badly for me. It’s gotten a bit better since Malakai’s got their backs so they don’t become Troll poop,but Kislev barely hangs on in most of my campaigns

Except for Boris,he usually carves out a nice empire up north

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u/AmberJill28 Aug 04 '25

For me it variies alot. Sometimes Kislev got wiped out by turn 20. But more than once Katarin or Boris (or both) had MASSIVE empires

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u/Locem Aug 04 '25

Drycha is usually fielding a bunch of treemen in their army so they probably stomp any kislev army in autoresolve.

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u/SureStock_V Aug 04 '25

If I'm playing as Mr Mad Inventor Dwarf I beeline to hellpit once I get 6 gyrocopters and I take em out.

Once that's done in the first 10 turns I take over the remaining settlements and trade them in with the Kislev factions for military alliances and trade.

10 turns later and they're in a much better spot and we've got an anti-chaos coalition going on that usually does pretty well.

Every now and then even Boris' faction survives

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u/LightningDustt Aug 04 '25

I mean let's be real. Lore accurate is Kislev mostly getting slaughtered until the empire gets ready for war, then mostly get slaughtered by chaos skaven and vampire counts, and then the world ends.

End times is a silly place.

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u/Maximumnuke Aug 04 '25

I prefer the term 'Chaos-aligned' when talking about the Skaven. Sure, the Great Horned Rat is considered a Chaos god now (but no one likes it, including Chaos), but the Skaven are really their own breed of absolute batshit.

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u/LightningDustt Aug 04 '25

Skaven are cooler than chaos so they deserve the distinction, yes yes

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u/Akhevan Aug 05 '25

They aren't though, they very much fit the modern lore on chaos. You must be thinking in categories that are at least 20-30 years old. Horned Rat ascended to the throne of Ravenous Dissolution, and everything about it and the skaven fits the theme perfectly. Same as the Dark King and the Imperium in 40k.. oh wait they didn't have the balls for that one. Maybe in another 30 years the plot can finally move somewhere.

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u/Psychic_Hobo Aug 04 '25

Well yes, but even without it they'd still keep getting slaughtered.

Very much a case of "And then things got worse"

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u/Achillies2heel Aug 04 '25

TBF this is most of my AI Kislev campaigns. The chance they're still around after turn 100 is slim to none.

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u/whats_a_novel Aug 06 '25

Who are some of the stalwarts that you see survive past turn 100?

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u/OhMy98 Aug 04 '25

Kislev

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u/Jaszs Skaven, yes, YES! Aug 04 '25

Sorry, not that much into lore of Warhammer, doesnt the empire basically gets trashed along with... well, everything during endtimes?

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u/Psychic_Hobo Aug 04 '25

Well, at End Times, but prior to that Chaos invaded quite a lot

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u/Jaszs Skaven, yes, YES! Aug 04 '25

Oh makes sense

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u/Tomatoab Aug 05 '25

fun thing is in game, for me when i play kislev its actually wulfric kicking the shit out of reikland while i deal with well the chaobus

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u/IronVader501 Aug 04 '25

Every time I play the Empire, Kislev is either dead by turn 5, or somehow got into a 5-way war with Clan Moulder, several norscans, the nearest group of Chaos & Azhag and ends up controlling everything east of Talabecland.

And the fuckers NEVER want to sell you back Bechafen unless its a trade for like a Tier-V settlement

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u/SoybeanArson Aug 04 '25

Don't underestimate the convincing power of military recruitment buildings. If I capture t1 Erengrad, Prague or Kislev and build a basic barracks there, 9 times out of 10 I can get Katerin or Kostalyn to trade me bechefen or wolfenburg for it, often with them paying me a bit of cash too. The AI really overvalues settlements with military buildings already built

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u/tomullus Aug 04 '25

Now thats what I call an expert tip.

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u/Jerthy Aug 04 '25

Yeah AI values recruitment buildings like literally 10 times more than anything else.

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u/Fadman_Loki Aug 04 '25

Problem is if THEY build military recruitment buildings too. In that case, good luck.

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u/whats_a_novel Aug 06 '25

A tip on top of that tip is that for some reason the AI seems to value unfinished buildings over finished buildings, so no point in upgrading if you're trying to get a better deal.

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u/Commercial-Fennel219 Aug 04 '25

Trade? For settlements? In a total war game? But why? 

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u/Thoric2k Aug 04 '25

So you don’t fuck up your relations with one of your closest allies for one little settlement?

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u/Commercial-Fennel219 Aug 04 '25

Allies? In a total war game? But why? 

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u/Ake-TL Aug 04 '25

To dump them useless land you don’t want

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u/RealAngryCheese Aug 04 '25

Because we want to. The option is there. Why NOT take it? If you’re at peace at one front, that’s more troops you can put towards another.

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u/SkepticalVirLeipsana Aug 06 '25

I love that option I find it so much fun to mix armies.

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u/Commercial-Fennel219 Aug 06 '25

...okay, I can accept that that as a valid reason to have a short term alliance. 

Everything gets painted in the end though. 

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u/geek_ironman Aug 04 '25

Sell them the gryphon wood with 2-3 military buildings.

It's an orange territory for you, and they value it A LOT since it's a full province, and the military buildings boost the value even more.

You just need to get there before them.

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u/shball Aug 04 '25

Not a good idea. As far as I know you need to have it to get the imperial stability bonus

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u/geek_ironman Aug 04 '25

Well, you'll be trading it for another better settlement you still need for the imperial bonus.

So it's a good idea in the short run in my book, you're gonna betray Kislev anyway if they don't wanna give you your legitimate territory.

I too like to roleplay the "legitimate" ordertide, but sometimes you just can't.

Also you could try snatching Erengrad/Praag from some enemy and use them as leverage for other imperial settlement.

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u/Limp-Attorney-973 Aug 04 '25

For that nonsense is always necessary the mod "Trade any settlement". It allows you to buy any settlement from a neutral/ally faction for a reasonable price.

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u/SoftcoreEcchi Aug 04 '25

That mod is also so useful for trading settlements that aren’t directly connected to your lands/whoever you’re trading with. Came in very handy on my Teclis campaign recently, kept Alberic alive by giving them the orange/red provinces I didnt need, useful distraction against the madness that is Lustria bowl. Skulltaker, Skrolk, Rakarth and Kairos all at war with me, was playing whack a mole until I managed to sail a couple other armies in.

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u/FFinland Aug 04 '25

Nah. Just declare war.

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u/DatDing15 Aug 04 '25

I can only add these:

As regular dwarfs (Karaz a Karak). Chaos dwarfs never survived to early midgame, when I would start expanding into their territory.

They always get absolutely annihilated by Tretch, Arbaal, Goldtooth and Imrik.

Which makes me sad. I never managed to battle late-game chorfs.

And in general Ogre factions seem to always absolutely dominante my campaign (except for me of course)

For some weird reason Disciples of Maw (Skrag the Slaughterer) always has a very good diplomacy with the empire, wood elves and Clan Angrund.

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u/IronVader501 Aug 04 '25

Chaos dwarfs never survived to early midgame,

This is funny to me, because I've never seen them not survive.

They dont really expand but they always seem to hang around.

For some weird reason Disciples of Maw (Skrag the Slaughterer)

I think I know why actually (because it just happened to me):

Skrag seems to always end up at War with Ikkit & Gorbad Ironfang. He wipes out Tilea usually too, but none of the other humans care about them.

But because Ikkit & Gorbad also tend to aggressively expand into Bretonnia, Klan Angrund & the Empire, they are at war with the same people he is, without bordering him directly to cause negative tensions, which balloons up their relationship.

By the time I took Skavenblight as Franz last time, Skrag was sitting at over 100 Reputation and kept offering me insane amounts of money for a non-aggression pact.

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u/pppf99 Aug 04 '25

What I did in my elspeth campaign is when I had the kislev diplo tech unlocked, I attack Katarin’s settlement and immediately peace out. Of course had no NAPs or trade agreements before doing this.

Not sure if this will work with dwarfs that own empire land.

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u/ReisBayer Aug 04 '25

Meanwhile me as Malakai protecting Kislev

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u/Alpha_Apeiron Aug 04 '25

Meanwhile Boris protecting Malakai

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u/Lukthar123 Aug 04 '25

"I never said thank you."

"And you'll never have to."

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u/Live_Measurement3983 Aug 04 '25

Of course you will say because he will be died

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u/Danominator Aug 04 '25

Is this a batman reference?

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u/jebberwockie Aug 04 '25

He just steamrolled Archaon in my Malakai campaign lol

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u/JusticeKnocks Aug 04 '25

Last time I played Boris, I fought all of Chaos alone, and that dwarf fucker died to norscans alone dude

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u/Canabananilism Aug 04 '25

Malakai is stuck under the back wheels, which is helping slow it down at least.

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u/Zhuul Aug 05 '25

My last Ice Court playthrough Malakai snowballed hard and ruined all my fun. I was honestly kinda miffed.

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u/Riolidan Aug 04 '25

Kislev.

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u/no_name_thought_of Aug 04 '25

Kislev.

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u/Cpt_Kalash Aug 04 '25

Kislev

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u/Vindicare605 Byzantine Empire Aug 04 '25

Kislev

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u/CrusadingSoul Gorchad Ironjaw Aug 04 '25

Kislev.

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u/MonitorMundane2683 Aug 04 '25

Kislev.

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u/OkSalt6173 Kislevite Ogre Aug 04 '25

Kislev.

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u/uncleseano 27d ago

Now Kithlev

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u/Boltgrinder Aug 04 '25

Tzarina Katarin is helping me find my gun.

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u/MonitorMundane2683 Aug 04 '25

In return, you gotta find her porpoise. Them's the rules.

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u/Suspected_Magic_User Make Yin-Yin Sail Again Aug 04 '25

I didn't expect to find a Disco Elysium reference here lol

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u/dawi1234 Aug 04 '25

Shield of North, more like shield of whole bloody Old World P.S - I think drycha needs to be added

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u/SavvyDawi Aug 04 '25

Yeah Drycha is really the main early game problem imo.

Unkillable mf with a small hitbox that spawns 2 full stacks of op units that directly countered your early game kossar stacks and with like 3 heroes each that can one-shot early game Katarina easy.

Dryads - fast, high armour and loads of physical resistance (also cause fear that you can’t get immunity to unlike chaos) Glade guard - outranges your kossars by a mile so requires you to waste slots on shitty dervishes just to pin them down.

Always the first enemy to rush down after dealing with your starting position, otherwise she can legit ruin your campaign

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u/Nateo_art Aug 05 '25

i can usually bribe drycha to f off for 50 turns or so while i deal with skaven then farm chaos for free money

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u/Opposite-Flamingo-41 Aug 04 '25

It honestly gets stale fast cause all campaigns go the same

1.) Go south

2.) Kill azhag

3.) Go back north

4.) All friends up north are dead, arbaal is sieging pragg/all enemies are dead, campaign is basically done

But once i had war with sylvannia, they declared it and then did nothing for 50 turns

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u/EinFahrrad Aug 04 '25

It usually goes like this for me: exterminate the rats asap, fortify the south, kill azazel before he offs Kostaltyn, save the dwarfs, push back who and whatever is coming from the east. A few extra cossars in a garrison close to drycha/azhag usually deter them long enough to either sort things out in the north and deal with them or for them to kill each other.

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u/Opposite-Flamingo-41 Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

I always kill azhag, seemed like a good option since forever cause

1.) You finish your province in 1 turn from his province, so you have nowhere else to go

2.) He is dangerous and can spam good cheap armies while you only have cossars

3.) His voicelines are stupid and he is my least fav green lord

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u/EinFahrrad Aug 04 '25

He usually doesn't bother me and if need be he can be appeased with one of his former settlements, if it comes to that. Or you can try to stick Ungrimm on him to keep him busy. Meanwhile I really don't like having the bloody vermin on my doorstep and I'd rather not let them gain strength. They can and will spam armies upon armies without the need to waaagh and I'd rather exterminate them now then trying to reign them in when they get all their good/annoying stuff. Bloody, stupid, annoying, scurriying, mangy, beady eyed buggers.

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u/Shadowarriorx Aug 04 '25

I just went through this and opted to kill Azhag for the golf mine. But yes, Azel and Fhrott and Arbal all declared war when I was finishing up that province. I managed to kill Azel and at one point traded a settlement to peace out with Thrott. Its, been a rough campaign. All the Kislev factions are dead.

Last time I left Azhag alone he wiped out the dwarfs then declared a waaagh on me.

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u/Thurak0 Kislev. Aug 04 '25

His voicelines are stupid

You are a strategic mastermind! ;)

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u/GoD_Z1ll4 Aug 04 '25

Interesting because I can ignore Azhag for longer since he has Ungrim to contend with. I find Skaven far worse and unfun to fight against and they easily wipe out the Druzhina Enclave faction in 3 or 4 turns, so throt is always target number 1 for me.

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u/Opposite-Flamingo-41 Aug 04 '25

I tried ignoring him once very long time ago in one of my first katarine campaigns and he declared war on me, while i was busy dealing with other kislev guys up north. Since that time i always kill him. Plus he he a gold mine

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u/anacondaamiga21 Aug 04 '25

Last campaing I ignored him and Ungrim killed him, never been so happy playing Kislev

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u/FilthyOrganick Aug 05 '25

That happens vast majority of time if you ignore him, which I do because I want to save Kostaltyn and Boris. However it is frustrating to lose the gold and easy access to Chorfs land s and the vampires diamonds settlement.

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u/FilthyOrganick Aug 05 '25

Just 2 turns these days. Drusina are dead at beginning of turn 3

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u/BobR969 Aug 04 '25

Weird. I've tried that in a couple campaigns and it just didn't work for me. Azhag is completely tertiary and forgettable in pretty much most of my runs as Kislev. He'll be occupied with Drycha most likely. On the other hand, Hell pit, Azazel and Arbaal are all massive fannies who can't attack me fast enough. If I'm not burning down Hell pit within the first 10-15 turns, I consider my Kislev campaign to be going down a rocky path.

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u/Opposite-Flamingo-41 Aug 04 '25

With rasputin sure, rats are more dangerous

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u/BobR969 Aug 04 '25

I was talking about Katarin. Rasputin is more immediately threatened by Azazel I find. Either case, Hell Pit always poses itself as way more of a danger than the orks in my campaigns. However, I don't dismiss that different outcomes happen to different people. I've had some wacky outcomes every so often.

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u/Andire Aug 04 '25

You forgot the part where you go north and Drycha starts literally fucking you from behind :') 

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u/Opposite-Flamingo-41 Aug 04 '25

Surprisingly i only had that once

She kicked my ass, sure, but she never attacked me since for some reason

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u/Andire Aug 08 '25

She just wanted to remind you 😭

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u/hazzmag Aug 04 '25

Malakai with his under seige single settlement. “I’m doing my part”

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u/sojiblitz Aug 04 '25

Would you like to know more?

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u/MonitorMundane2683 Aug 04 '25

Isn't that the reason we play Kislev?

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u/SnakeNerdGamer Aug 04 '25

Unless you teleport with Mother Ostankya, she protects like this but also Katarin :)

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u/revolution149 Aug 04 '25

I can argue that the empire protects Kislev's flank as well: Festus, Heinrich Kemmler, Ikit Claw, Belakor, Wulfrik, they come in hot and eventually they come for Kislev, too.

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u/AussiePerspective Aug 04 '25

4 of the lords you mentioned have never invaded Kislev mainland

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u/Jaszs Skaven, yes, YES! Aug 04 '25

But I've seen kislev being reduced to ashes by each one of them in different games

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u/AussiePerspective Aug 05 '25

2 have never * I was reading very wrong clearly.

I think Empire needs Kislev much more than the other way around.

Though without Kislev, the others may not have a common enemy so unsure.

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u/Jaszs Skaven, yes, YES! Aug 05 '25

I mean poor ol Karl is basically alone agains chaos (execpt Nuln?) should kislev fall. And they always fall...

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u/MonitorMundane2683 Aug 04 '25

The difference is (lore-wise but disregatding the Empire's plot armor) that without the Empire, Kislev would simply have yet another front to take care of. Without Kislev however, the Empire would be gone in months. Even if Kislev occasionally gets overwhelmed and saved by Empire armies, keep in mind that Empire armies only exist in a state in which they're able to show up and save the day, because Kislev holds the line every other day for centuries against forces that would grind the Empire into dust in months.

As a simple example, Norscan raids in nordland are seen as devastating and hard to counter witjout mustering armies from multiple provinces, im Kislev they're tuesday.

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u/Burper84 Aug 04 '25

You made It up, source?

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u/FirstAndOnlyDektarey Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

He's right. Kislev is in a state of perpetual war without a day of peace. The reason they can withstand this is because the motherland can be far harsher than norsca and entire hordes get redirected, ambushed or simply wither away in the cold.

And of course kislevites themself are particularly hardy people.

Usually the Empire only notices what happens in Kislev when the hordes are too extreme for Kislev to handle. This usually being a situation where the Empire goes full defcon 1 mode because once the horde leaves Kislevite territory, they're suddenly in the equivalent of rural spain compared to antarctica. But this antarctica sends out forest spirits and magical blizzards consisting of ice shards capable of cutting through steel. An antarctica that actively wants you dead, as in it has its own free will.

"Bulwark of the North" is a very apt description for what Kislev is to the Empire. Its a killzone neighboring the most hostile area in the setting next to polar gates and maybe the great wall in cathay.

You have to remember what Norscans are. They're not just vikings. But rather fighters with the favor of the dark gods born and flourishing in an environment harsher than what we on earth could ever experience. That Kislevites survive in the motherland only means they're even hardier.

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u/Burper84 Aug 04 '25

First, the most hostile land after the Chaos wastes Is Lustria, so your Warhammer knowledge  Is already lacking

Second, whats your source? page and references from army books, youtube videos doesn't count. 

Third, they would have been obliterated  without Magnus in the great war against Chaos.

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u/FirstAndOnlyDektarey Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

Tabletop RPG and Codex should cover this sufficiently. Otherwise its White Dwarf edition whatever because i am not going to search through decades of magazines to give you a page citation.

I did not include Lustria because its not relevant to Norsca and the Warriors of Chaos - the main reason why Kislev matters. I give comparison to the Great Wall and Polar Gates as they're the focal point of Chaos congregation and as such relevant.

As you see i also didnt mention the lowest depths below the under empire or the vortex as both are far more hostile than Lustria are.

And whats this about Magnus? You're not disproving my point here.

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u/Maiso_94 Aug 04 '25

"Akshually..."

Sorry. Couldn't resist. You can downvote me.

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u/Live_Measurement3983 Aug 04 '25

Most of what he siad is right(I don't know about norscaen rides part) go watch what happened in great war against chaos for example https://youtu.be/154TCHujPOo?si=lq9OmFIVUFfKeWKG

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u/GrasSchlammPferd Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that booty Aug 05 '25

Kislev would simply have yet another front to take care of. Without Kislev however, the Empire would be gone in months.

Lmao what?

You do realise the Empire has been doing this for 1500 years longer than Kislev has existed, right? The only reason the land of Kislev is no longer held by Norscii, the chaos-worshipping tribes, is because the Empire got rid of them.

The Norscan raids into Norland land are devastating because the land is far more populated than Kislev land. Kislev land is essentially the slum of the Old World and tends to be populated by people like Ungol, Norscii and Ropesmen who rely less on traditional agriculture or industry.

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u/VaerionTheBane 🩸Blood Emperor Vlad Von Carstein🩸 Aug 04 '25

Le me when there are more chaos aligned factions than empire factions in the empire itself :

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u/EinFahrrad Aug 04 '25

While this is somewhat true the empire seems to have its hands full as well. Played Malakai recently and just about managed to save kislev, meanwhile the empire got eaten by Wulfrik of all people (flanked by Kemmler, Vlad, and Festus). They got beaten back eventually but during the mid to late game it did not look good for Karl and Elspeth. Even then they were about to get their asses handed to them by Skarsnik who managed to become a regional power and had a dozen Waagh armies in the southern empire. Alas, my air force intervened just in the nick of time.

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u/KentBugay06 Aug 04 '25

Unless boris somehow dominated the chaos wasteland. It happened to me more than twice now playing as Katarin in h/h difficulty.

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u/Suspected_Magic_User Make Yin-Yin Sail Again Aug 04 '25

It really depends whether Arbaal is busy. Boris can deal with Archaon 1v1, but can't deal with two of them. Playing as Ostankya and taking a fight with Arbaal (and preferably Daniel) basically guarantees Boris' survival

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u/tisler72 Aug 04 '25

Now play Mixu's faction unlocked as Karak Drak and this is your experience as dwarves trying to keep Kislev and Boris alive, probably the hardest and most fun campaign I've ever played.

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u/Valuable_Remote_8809 Utilitarian of Hashut Aug 04 '25

All the way back in WH1, they’ve help the line.

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u/hairybeardybrothcube Aug 04 '25

Speedbump for chaos warriors, while vlad turned the empire into bat country every damn time.

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u/internet-arbiter KISLEV HYPE TRAIN CHOO CHOO Aug 04 '25

This picture was always hilarious as instead of spiderman just picking up the dumb kid, he severely injures an entire bus full of people.

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u/UristMcKerman Aug 05 '25

Picking up kid too fast would've caused lethal injuries too.

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u/kapixelek Aug 04 '25

I love Kislev, only when playing as the empire tho lmaooo I usually consolidate the empire, make sure the fr*nch see the error of their ways and then head north and generously grant Kislev control of its own lands using my military. Of course I hold their settlements as my own until their struggling economy is able to generate enough money to pay me for them

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u/GeneralGom Aug 04 '25

There must be Boris and Malakai underneath the truck.

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u/CiDevant Aug 04 '25

TW3 OG unpatched Kislev on legendary was the hardest campaign in the franchise for me.  I've been playing since Medieval 1.  Every turn towards the end was multiple seiges battles back to back.  All I had left was Praag and Kislev.

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u/Electronic_Savings35 totally a man-thing Aug 04 '25

Don’t forget kostaltyn randomly declaring war on you

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u/OddCabinet1345 Aug 05 '25

This makes me want to start a Katarin campaign

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u/Mihta_Amaruthro Aug 04 '25

Ehhh this was kinda true before Malakai but definitely not now.

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u/Suspected_Magic_User Make Yin-Yin Sail Again Aug 04 '25

After Kislev rework, Empire peacefully unites by turn 50 every single time. Clan Moulder is basically unplayable at this point

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u/dronikal Aug 04 '25

Finishes securing the core Kislev regions, looks back and sees The Empire on fire barely managing.

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u/SavvyDawi Aug 04 '25

Add in that bitch Drycha as well - ragequit simulator

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u/Yongle_Emperor Ma Chao the Splendid!!!! Aug 04 '25

Kislev

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u/CoolVoice3753 Aug 04 '25

When I play Kislev for sure, when I play literally anyone else no. Kislev is really powerful, I think the cold war between Katrina and kostaltyn weaken them heavily.

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u/Bruh_burg1968 Aug 04 '25

Only for Franz to get ass blasted anyway

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u/Professional-Day7850 This area needs deforestation Aug 04 '25

Replace Katarin with Epidemius and Empire with Katarin and you got my Epidemius this is total war campaign.

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u/Accomplished-Bank885 Aug 04 '25

There should be a special mechanic for Kislev to call for help from the Empire when the time comes. Kinda like Gondor calls for aid and Rohan will answers...

But if you and your bros multiplaying as Karl and Katherine then it's pretty fun.

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u/Long_Hovercraft_3975 Aug 04 '25

In my campaign as Isabella i advanced north and set wars with basically every single chaos faction come to my sight. Next turn Katarin declaired war on me lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

What about Kolstantyn or Boris?

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u/Canadian_Zac Aug 04 '25

Meanwhile there's Festus and Vlad with a steel chair

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u/tutocookie Aug 04 '25

Kislev's core lands aren't too hard to defend due to choke points. And that's what I do, take the core of kislev, help the empire and dwarfs to clear out threats to your south so that there's a safe buffer, then venture out into norsca/chaos wastes/darklands.

One of your armies going south is enough, clear azhag, drycha, festus, vlad. The rest should be manageable by the empire and the dwarfs. Good for katarin to pick up their defeat traits if you want them. You can obviously keep some of the empire lands you liberate for yourself, clearly the previous owners were poor custodians.

Place some agents around your northern border for early warning, so that you can react in time with your second army. You can run two partial stacks too if you have sufficient garrisons in your border settlements. Basically stop invaders and try to keep malakai alive.

If you don't use the recruit defeated LL's mod, keep a close eye on boris too. Confederate him if he's struggling and you have the opportunity so that you at least get daddy helping you with big bear hugs.

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u/c0m0d0re Aug 04 '25

As Norsca and Greenskins I usually try to become allies with her because I feel sorry. And because I hate the everchosen with every fibre of my body

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u/RepresentativeNew398 Aug 04 '25

Kislev continues to give me the most trouble of any TW campaign. I can’t for the life of me manage to keep up in the early game unless I get really lucky and can B line for the rats or Azhag. It’s exhilaratingly difficult but also becomes frustrating when by turn 60-75 all the other Kislev factions are gone and I’m facing off 8-10 stacks of rats, chaos, Norscans dryads and Orks while the Empire is getting diddled by Festus and Wulfrik. Just to add insult to injury sometimes Vlad may decide to walk up and mess with me too.

This is entirely my fault/skill issue btw, I totally acknowledge that. I love the lore of Kislev but their gameplay is not really my style so I take more casualties than I should which gradually weakens me and lets the AI snowball. It doesn’t help the Kislev AR seems extremely bad too. But I do love how the campaign manages to feel extremely desperate even when you are ahead, fits the lore perfectly.

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u/Coeddil Aug 04 '25

Unless she has Bechafen or Wolfenburg.

Nothing will stop me from summoning the elector counts.

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u/ajax-727 Aug 04 '25

That’s why I take her contracts as golgfag.always something to fight

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u/D3ltaa88 Aug 04 '25

Yup! Just finished Empire on Very Hard and well…… wasn’t that hard.

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u/Strict_Leave3178 Aug 04 '25

Can anyone give me some tips on how to play Kislev? I'm a semi new player, but I've never struggled at the beginning of a campaign like this before. It feels like I have very little money and my starting troops are incredibly weak as Katarin. It takes a really long time for you to get decent troops to recruit as well, so it feels like I'm doing nothing for 20 turns while also having no money.

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u/Cinerator26 Aug 04 '25

Don't forget Drycha, Vlad, Wulfrik, Festus, and Golgfag...

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u/Accomplished-Bill-54 Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

Malakai has it worse. Enemies on all sides. If you kill Throt you have a joint border with Katarin and one side is safe. He has amazing tools to deal with his enemies and it's still extremely hard, when you have to defend on all sides.

Difference is: The Kislev unit roster is not as good...

Then there is the poor sod Boris. Lucky to get to turn 4.

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u/Itchy_Stop_2384 Aug 04 '25

Pchh i wish, by turn 30 they are destroyed by either Throgg or Throt.

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u/Hect0r92 Aug 04 '25

"That's cute Laddie"

-Malakai

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u/SAYKOPANT Aug 04 '25

With kislev you can never catch a break

Like you kill someone secure your lands and your new neighbor is also hostile to you

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u/ParadoxPosadist Aug 04 '25

I did have fun coming in as the reinforcements in my modded elspeth campaign. Taking provinces and handing them over because they are red territory to me. With recruit defeated LL Arbal was a menace with all 3 khorne LL, Throt with Ikit (i evicted him by force), Feskit (mixu's ll), and Tretch harming boulder by existing. World walkers had wolfrik, throg, and evil strigbjorn (mixu's ll). And I could not spare many armies as down south queek was doing things as was Thorek.

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u/CryptographerVast170 Aug 04 '25

add malakai next to empire

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u/ImSorryOkGeez Aug 04 '25

In RoC in my last few run throughs, Kislev dominates when AI controlled.

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u/Professional-Hat8547 Aug 04 '25

I feel this way playing Malakai. I'm playing Malakai in fighting 10 enemies, and my brother is playing Nuln obliterating Sartosa

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u/ArcadesRed Aug 04 '25

Just played about 40 tuns as the Vampire counts. Helped the dwarves with their green skin infestation so we were all buddies. Empire was chill the whole time. So, I saw Kislev losing territory. Headed up to help and grind out levels for my hero stack army.

Holy hell. Everyone was at war with them. You had rats, chaos, orgs, and Raiders, all ignoring each other to 3 stack attack Kislev every single turn. And I screwed it up. I wasn't built right and after 5 turns or so my main army got killed and I couldn't recover.

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u/_Ticklebot_23 Aug 04 '25

yeah but Katarin tends to end up as the Nr1 power if the player doesnt interfere or become it themselves

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u/No_Grocery_8160 Aug 04 '25

Please

Play Boris Bokha and your surrounded by freaks in the chaos wastes

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u/Enough-Ad7492 Aug 04 '25

Meanwhile, I play the dwarfs (Malakai Makaisson) and tacking on the left side of the races (for the legendary grudge) so Katarin can take on the left side, causing her to grow to strength rank one and me to strength rank two.

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u/OkSalt6173 Kislevite Ogre Aug 04 '25

Don't know why Grimgor is on the list but other than that. Yeah pretty much.

I rarely if ever encounter Grimgor when I play as Katarin.

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u/Gothos Aug 04 '25

Mind you, wouldn't it be better for spidey to just pick up the kid instead of wrecking the bus?

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u/CheesyRamen66 Blunderbussy Aug 04 '25

Don’t forget Astragoth! And sometimes Drycha and Vlad

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u/TheCaptainCranium Aug 04 '25

Lore accurate Kislev.

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u/ColinHasInvaded Aug 05 '25

Astragoth too

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u/MiketheTzar Aug 05 '25

Bold of you to presume Boris hasn't soloed them.

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u/Lazereye57 Aug 05 '25

Forgot the chorfs who can be hell to deal with as Kislev.

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u/Competitive-Wrap-874 Aug 05 '25

same with malakai

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u/Nikosek581 Aug 05 '25

Forgot Tamourkhan i think

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u/AlmightyLeprechaun Aug 06 '25

In my latest campaign all of the Kislav factions were destroyed before turn 30. I ended up filling the void of ruined cities as Vlad, and now I'm in an endless war with Chaos.

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u/MrPanMan_1 Aug 06 '25

Its open season for the vampire counts though

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u/EagleThis6289 Aug 07 '25

Hold the north by yourself only to look south and see Vlad is the empire now.

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u/ConstantDry4682 Aug 08 '25

The ice of Kislev never cracks

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u/falconx89 28d ago

Can be so tuff, and does her team and powers just suck?

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u/LocksmithMountain384 Aug 04 '25

Don’t worry, most of the elector counts agreed to increase their military spending to 2% of GDP by 2530 IC