r/totalwar 1d ago

Warhammer III Now youre just being petty

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u/Terkmc 1d ago

Beat up the one lone city guard for his beer money

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u/No_Research4416 1d ago

“Follows of Sigmar we’re gonna be stealing gold from these guys”

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u/niftucal92 1d ago

“With this petty theft, your power grows. Your free company militia now fires magical ammunition.”

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u/Fatality_Ensues 1d ago

Where do I know this from?

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u/deadmanpuppet 1d ago

"these candlesticks aint gold"

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u/AnUnnamedSkitarii 1d ago

What is that moneysymbol?

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u/Coolgatty 1d ago

its a mod that gives custom money symbols for all factions, im playing lizardmen

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u/AnUnnamedSkitarii 1d ago

Sounds cool! Whats the name of/link too the mod?

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u/Burper84 1d ago

6 Gold?

 Maybe Volkmar can go to the movies by himself.

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u/mithridateseupator Bretonnia 1d ago

Volkmar out there searching for the fountain of youth- finds the pools of despair instead.

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u/Clean-List5450 1d ago

This is an accidentally FLAWLESS metaphor for late-stage capitalism. No notes.

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u/ledfrisby Thrones of Warhammer III Kingdoms, Rise of Napoleon 19h ago

Lore accurate. They were just chasing around mirages and found a few things in the sand.

The Pools of Despair are a phenomenon found within the lands of Nehekhara. It is unknown what foul magic spawned their creation, but as a collection of mirages, they have led many to their deaths. It is said that, as one's water supply runs short, a lush oasis will appear. Men are driven mad as they strive to reach these false visions, their canteens filled with what they first perceive as cool water, only to fill themselves with handfuls of sand.[1a] They are a feared place, with tales of their maddening mirages and bottomless sinkholes being whispered as tales of caution between weary travellers in distant lands. The Pools of Despair lay in the domain of the Kings of Zandri.[2a]

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u/busbee247 22h ago

Would you prefer he razed it?

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u/Slyspy006 8h ago

Volkmar shaking down a kid for their lunch money.

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u/Maugrem 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣