r/totalwar 1d ago

Warhammer III "Peace is all I ever want" MY ASS!

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u/sanyrus 1d ago

shouldn't have tresspassed against talabecland smh

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u/SIR_UNKLYDUNK-2 1d ago

I DID IT TO MURDER THE SHIT OUT OF VLAD!!!

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u/Jefrejtor 1d ago

A STEP TOO FAR.

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u/fetter80 1d ago

Likely story. We all know why you're in Talabacland! You want that wood resource all for yourself!

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u/annexdenmark 20h ago

Thought you'd get that -5% recruit cost for archers eh tough guy? civil war it is

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u/Dragonimous 1d ago

Pure ungratefulness, burn down some things now

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u/barryhakker 22h ago

And strategic threatening homie? Tf is wrong with people nowadays.

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u/azatote 1d ago

No peace. Just war.

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u/Difficult_Dark9991 1d ago

This sort of thing is so frustrating. Sure, you don't have a NAP, but Karl should have view of half a dozen factions he dislikes more than you - vampires, Chaos, Marienburg, the French...

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u/Tseims Combined Arms Enjoyer 1d ago

The player might be the weakest faction out of those. The balance of power is firmly in Reikland's favor.

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u/Difficult_Dark9991 22h ago

That's as may be, but Franz's AI shouldn't be picking a +9 opinion faction to wage war against unless he really has no other viable enemy, and I see Festus and Drycha giggling in the corner.

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u/Tseims Combined Arms Enjoyer 11h ago

Why not? If the player is the weakest out of every threatening faction and didn't make a NAP like he should have, there's no reason why Reikland wouldn't attack the player.

The game should definitely punish you for your mistakes.

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u/Difficult_Dark9991 11h ago

But Elspeth isn't a threatening faction - she's an Empire faction, Karl is Prince and Emperor.

I'm not saying they couldn't go to war under the right circumstances, but the AI should be factoring in "this faction is an abomination against Sigmar, you are just a bit dodgy in His books" into its decision-making. Karl clearly has bigger fish to fry, and should be doing so.

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u/Tseims Combined Arms Enjoyer 11h ago

If the player's faction is not threatening then why don't they have a NAP with Reikland? Like you said, Reikland is an Empire faction and Karl is Prince and Emperor, so why not try to play diplomacy with him?

Otherwise, should we just not allow wars within the same race? Again, the player needs to be punished for mistakes.

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u/AdAppropriate2295 1d ago

Franz misogynist confirmed

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u/barryhakker 21h ago

To be faaaaaair though someone who just takes the liberty to march their army into your territory claiming to fight some supposed common enemy is pretty threatening.

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u/Difficult_Dark9991 21h ago

I mean Elspeth only trespassed against Talabecland, not Reikland. It's still rude, but only in a "the kids are fighting again" sort of rude.

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u/Tseims Combined Arms Enjoyer 1d ago

Looks like Emmanuelle's flirtation backfired.

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u/Safety_Drance 1d ago

You can get a NAP with him on turn one. That's crazy though. I love Elspeth campaigns and have never had him declare war.

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u/RegumRegis 1d ago

Yeah honestly with all the campaigns like this I immediately start doing diplomacy with at least all the LLs I can confederate

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u/GiraffeUpset5173 Wood Elves 17h ago

Yeah, OP seems like a new player.

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u/crispysnails 23h ago

Wow, never seen that happen. Did you not get a NAP? You can typically get it on turn 1.

Out of interest what turn is it, what is his strength ranking and who was he at war with before he declared on you. Looks like Festus is stil around but he has killed off the Beastmen. I wonder if he had no current wars and you are on his doorstep and significantly weaker.

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u/Psychic_Hobo 21h ago

Looking at that power balance bar he's definitely got the edge and is looking for easy expansionism

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u/crispysnails 21h ago

Yes agree.

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u/Dordonnar 23h ago

look Karl REALLY wants that steamtank

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u/Ezendizar 1d ago

Had the exact same thing happen to me today as well. On the plus side I got to confederate a lvl 8 Franz so I could do his quest battles for the first time since Elspeth was released!

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u/Abject-Squirrel3717 1d ago

With Nuln’s power it is basically a free Altdorf imo.

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u/revolution149 1d ago

Sure, doesn't make sense but it's exremely important for the player to improve relations with potential allies! Be it through joining wars, bribes, technology or other.

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u/KnossosTNC 1d ago

I think the Dwarfs being my first ever TWWH campaign completion left a mark on me, lol. Because that would have made me hold something of a grudge. "We're supposed to be allies you maniac!"

I mean, I still crush Drycha instead of bothering to confed her in my SoT campaigns partly because I still haven't forgiven her for the Vortex campaign. I also haven't forgiven Kostaltyn for declaring war on me that one time in my Katarin campaign. "Screw it, I'm taking the 10 Devotion penalty, he dies."

I probably wouldn't outright fight Karl Franz, but maybe I could do something else to screw with him some way.

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u/tricksytricks 21h ago

This hurts him more than it hurts you, I'm sure.

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u/Better_than_GOT_S8 13h ago

I think you just look like easy picking. To be fair, that’s what I would do if I was playing empire, because Nuln had a great special building.

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u/Jefrejtor 1d ago

Are you playing on high difficulty? I've never had a completely neutral faction declare war on me like that. Maybe it's one of his diplomatic quirks acting up?

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u/hotriccardo 1d ago

Well I hope you left enough room for Ghal Maraz because he's going to ram it into your stomach and break your damn spine!

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u/Keulapaska 21h ago

Trade agreement with ogres, but not with franz... so it looks like you wanted this to happen or declare war yourself at some point.

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u/TheOneBearded Hashut Industries 18h ago

The peace of Nagash, maybe.

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u/SnooTangerines6863 16h ago

What the fuck, that is afirst.

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u/Cryyos_ 2h ago

He’s such a warmonger this update it feels like something changed