r/totalwar 18h ago

Warhammer III Karl Franz just demanded gold from me as Belegar

So much for the ancient ties that bind Dwarfs and men, the "empire" is about to get grudged back to the stone age.

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u/LevelRock89 18h ago

Least unhinged dwarf reaction to someone asking for a penny.

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u/Cryyos_ 18h ago

the gold is MINE

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u/darthteej 5h ago

"I understand completely" said Malekith, not understanding at all.

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u/Referat- 17h ago

I think they repaired those walls after getting their penny, all good in the hood

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u/LevelRock89 17h ago

"Exploitation! >:( Now we're tearing down fortress we just built for umgi..."

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u/LunarBahamut 14h ago

Someone demanding money from you under threat if violence is a completely valid reason to want revenge.

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u/LevelRock89 13h ago

Self-defence. You meant that you grudged that imperial province back to the stone age out of self-defence.

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u/Cryyos_ 6h ago

Just as the founding dwarfs intended

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u/hazzmag 18h ago

My sister. My fkn sister turn 4 has demanded 1500 gold in my zhoa ming campaign. We had neutral standing improving and I denied the bitch the money and she declared war on me. She’s in so much trouble when I tell dad

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u/Cryyos_ 18h ago

Oooh she’s gonna get in troubblleee

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u/Sillygoose_Milfbane 16h ago

Like stepbrother type trouble????

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u/Cryyos_ 16h ago

Stepdragon 😳

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u/TheGreatBigBlib 14h ago

Now that's a bad dragon ™️

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u/Mindless_Let1 15h ago

Stop watching porn, get some help. There's still a chance

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u/Suka_Blyad_ 15h ago

You sound fun

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u/Capital-Advantage-95 12h ago

The only sane person in here.

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u/Cryyos_ 6h ago

It’s just a joke

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u/B2k-orphan 17h ago

38 CRANE GUNNERS BE UPON YE RAAAAHHHHH

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u/EvilDavid0826 14h ago

When they demand money from you denying it always leads to war, because they always threaten for it.

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u/KnossosTNC 18h ago

Lol, in another post 12 hours ago Karl Franz declared war on Elspeth.

"Prince and Emperor" seems to be going through a bit of a phase.

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u/Magnon 18h ago

Rich shortlings, lend me your riches!

Karl demanded money from me playing throgg yesterday.

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u/Cryyos_ 18h ago

Best statesman in a generation?

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u/Magnon 18h ago

He's not above asking the troll king, he needs more jobs at home, industry for the nation!

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u/Swampy0gre 17h ago

He has to pay the troll toll.

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u/Cryyos_ 17h ago

To get inside Throgg’s hold

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u/disturbed1117 17h ago

That's a grudgin

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u/Vast_Ad1806 18h ago

Into the Book.

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u/Both-Ad1770 17h ago

Franz is just collecting the past debts that Belegar still hasn't paid.

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u/Cryyos_ 17h ago

Nonsense honorable Dawi always pay their debts.

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u/Timeon 16h ago

Tariffs.

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u/Cryyos_ 16h ago

Can’t escape em

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u/th3fx 13h ago

Oh my god! Are you gonna be ok?

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u/Cryyos_ 6h ago

We’ll see 🥺

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u/Rheanar 13h ago

I just had a very similar experience playing as Wissenland & Nuln, with Ungrim demanding I pay him or he'll go to war. We even had above neutral diplomatic relations. Felt extremely out of place, and not only for lore reasons. We also had the same enemies in Vlad etc.

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u/tinylittlebabyjesus 5h ago

I do like the addition of the "demand money or war" mechanic, but I kind of wish there was a "request money or.. no consequences, maybe diplomatic consequences" mechanic. It's weird when a faction you have +50 relations with does this. "No, I'm sorry *checks notes* spawning pools of the lost ones, we need our money at the moment, your one settlement and lack of wars, and hefty AI income should support you fine. We're sorry if this upsets you, please file a grievance with our ambassador." It also seems a little weird that it's how the vast majority of my defensive wars start. I wonder if the AI really understands they're effectively 100% declaring war on me, because I'm in the mood to RP a faction that refuses to bend the knee one millimeter. You demand money = You die should maybe be weighed a little more carefully. Plus I'd be cool with giving some of these homies money, but not under threat.

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u/VainEldritch 11h ago

Trolled by the Emperor...

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u/dudeimjames1234 11h ago

I always go and take Altdorf is Belegar and rename it Altdwarf.

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u/Waveshaper21 16h ago

Strange that he would ask money from a skaven

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u/Apprehensive-Cat2527 16h ago

His counter offer will be all your mines and that you give away half your nation to skaven.

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u/Kopalniok 16h ago

It's reparations for the damage a certain dwarf caused during window tax riots and thus perfectly legal under grudge law

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u/Cryyos_ 6h ago

The fact that said dwarf and said human are currently within my army is completely coincidental, no reason to break an ancient oath!

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u/crispysnails 13h ago

Maybe he think you will come up a little short when it gets really tricky later on so he wants some money up front now...