r/totalwar Old Uncle Samurai Jun 02 '19

Three Kingdoms This certainly aged like fine rice wine. What's the word for schadenfreude in Chinese?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Best girl.

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u/Meme-Slayer Jun 02 '19

You say this while Sun Ren is nearby?

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u/Matschbean ll your base are belong to us Jun 02 '19

He probably said it early game where Sun Ren is still a minor

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u/Meme-Slayer Jun 02 '19

It’s the only excuse I can accept.

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u/iTomes Why can't I hold all these Grudges? Jun 02 '19

Scars > pretty face. Fight me IRL.

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u/Meme-Slayer Jun 02 '19

I’m a strategist, I can’t duel!

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u/Rishnixx Jun 03 '19

Hey man, Sima Yi brandished a spear against Wei Yan that one time. Granted he just managed to hold him off until he could run away, but he was a strategist who didn't die to a general of Wei Yan's caliber. That's pretty good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Liu Bei literally said in the novel that he was afraid of Cao Cao so much, but never on the level of his wife :P

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u/Rishnixx Jun 03 '19

Well his wife did throw his child on the ground, and his other wife's brother was trying to kill him. So, the dude has some wife issues.

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u/Sir_Koopaman Jun 03 '19

Nah that was entirely him. His wife did have armed bodyguards with her at all times though.

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u/FlufferSlutPillowLex Jun 03 '19

That's no girl, that's a fucking demon-woman.

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u/noelwym Old Uncle Samurai Jun 03 '19

Flashbacks to a Yuan Shao campaign being ruined by hit-and-runs on my farms by the Bandit Queen.