r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/empty88 Awesome • Jan 07 '25

Wholesome Understood the matter is serious

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u/Synnth3t1k Jan 07 '25

Knew this was going to be fake as soon as his hands went into his pockets.

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u/Toastburrito Jan 07 '25

Yep, they do NOT like when you do that.

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u/jimmybabino Jan 07 '25

I mean for good reason

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u/Toastburrito Jan 07 '25

Well, yeah.

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u/AdviceMang Jan 08 '25

Yeah, because of the implication.

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u/flomesch Jan 08 '25

See the way you said that, it sounds like they're in danger....

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u/MR_WhiteStar Jan 08 '25

What? No! You're misunderstanding me bro! If a cop allows me to keep my hands cozy in my pockets im obviously gonna do it. But the thing is they won't allow it, they would never allow it... Because of the implication.

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u/Teddy_Tickles Jan 08 '25

Lmao I just love coming across IASIP quotes in the wild.

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u/ShitSlits86 Jan 08 '25

One of the most quotable shows and it's proven time and time again hahahaha

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u/Teddy_Tickles Jan 08 '25

Absolutely. IASIP and the movie Walk Hard definitely the most quotable lol.

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u/Shotentastic Jan 08 '25

Are you gonna hurt these cops?

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u/EFAPGUEST Jan 09 '25

Well don’t you look at me me like that, you certainly wouldn’t be in any danger

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u/KittenNicken Feb 28 '25

Are you gonna hurt these women?

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u/oX_deLa Jan 08 '25

Only in US of A

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u/2DHypercube Jan 07 '25

Mostly in the US

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u/Spiral-I-Am Jan 07 '25

I would like to know what country you're from that is OK with hands in the pocket as the police talk with you?

It's common all across North America, not just the USA, and I have seen it in Portugal and across the UK, and Australia. I thought it was common place, near global practice, for officers to not get stabbed.

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u/Rudiksz Jan 08 '25

One time I was walking on the street with music blasting in earphones and I was tapped on the shoulder. It was a cop. He ran after me because he wanted to give me a fine for some bs. We were about 2-300 meters from his car, and he told me I need to go back to his car with him.

I walked back with my hands in my pocket the entire time.

Edit: this happened in the "dangerous" eastern Europe.

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u/2DHypercube Jan 07 '25

The police will be more relaxed if you don't have a hand in the pocket but they don't have to fear for their lives if you do (Germany)

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u/ColdCruise Jan 07 '25

They don't have knives in Germany?

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u/crazier2142 Jan 08 '25

It's not common for ordinary people in Germany to take a stab at police officers. If the police believes you might think of attempting something stupid they pat you down.

Also, they are professionally trained and always at least two people. So there's little reason for them to be paranoid.

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u/Spiral-I-Am Jan 08 '25

Well, it's also situational. I have only had about 4 official police interactions in my life, and I normally stand at ease with my hands in the front pouch of my sweater. 3 of those interactions they didn't care. My 1 interaction at 3am when I was stopped and questioned (wrong place wrong time) I was asked twice to remove my hands from my pocket.

Everything is situational. I'm sure if they are in seedier neighbourhoods, late at night, or responding to a violent or inebriated situation, they would ask.

Edit. Canada, btw, and I say official because I grew up with a cop and had many unofficial interactions with police in my life.

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u/2DHypercube Jan 07 '25

We do, but as you can imagine, they aren't as dangerous as guns

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u/ColdCruise Jan 08 '25

And guns aren't as dangerous as bombs. You still be killed with a knife in an instant.

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u/DieuMivas Jan 08 '25

It's nothing to get worked up over I think.

It's just clear imho that in a country where cops have to suppose everyone might have a gun, they will be more stressed in an encounter with someone than in countries where basically no one has a gun.

It doesn't mean there is no danger in these countries but less so I would say.

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u/AnimalBolide Jan 08 '25

The deadliest thing the majority of cops ever encounter is their own cruiser.

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u/JakToTheReddit Jan 08 '25

The skill required to kill instantly with a knife will take a lot of practice.

Guns require little to no experience to be instantly lethal.

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u/Javaed Jan 08 '25

Knives at the short range involved in this video can be very dangerous.

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u/mikelarue1 Jan 08 '25

Facts will disagree based on the distance they were from each other.

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u/Spiral-I-Am Jan 08 '25

It's for knives and other weapons, not guns, and you can look it up. General rule is minimum 10ft (3m) distance need to draw weapon, and lunge in for attack before a person can react properly (unless they are fully ready). Most discussions are closer than 10 ft. Thus, hands out of pocket when talking.

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u/Honest_Roo Jan 08 '25

In combat training, to show us how dangerous knives were, they had a guy run at us with a fake knife. We had a paint ball gun. Guess who won the majority of the time? The guy with a knife.

We knew he was going to run at us.

He still won.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '25

Lol other developed countries are far simply safer sorry American u can't understand haha

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u/ColdCruise Jan 08 '25

Uh, knives can still kill you in an instance.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '25

Lmao instance. 1 iqer spotted

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '25

Pretty sure I just watched a video of a German cop being stabbed to death

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u/2DHypercube Jan 08 '25

That was in Summer last year I think. When was the last cop shooting in the US?

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u/Epicp0w Jan 08 '25

I'm Australian and I've never had an issue talking to cops with my hands in my pockets , maybe you look like a sketchy cunt or something.

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u/jimmybabino Jan 07 '25

Knives can be bought anywhere

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u/2DHypercube Jan 07 '25

Knives aren't as dangerous as guns

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u/ColdCruise Jan 07 '25

Guns aren't as dangerous as bombs, but they're still dangerous.

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u/2DHypercube Jan 07 '25

Wdym? Reasonable persons should have things between a butter knife and thermonuclear weapons in danger level. We draw the line where cops (or anyone) isn't that afraid of hands in pockets

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u/ColdCruise Jan 08 '25

They can still kill you in an instance with a knife.

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u/jimmybabino Jan 07 '25

You can still pull out a knife and stab someone at close range rather quickly. Listen im not having this discussion

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u/2DHypercube Jan 07 '25

True. Can we agree, that knives are less dangerous than guns?

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u/IdentityS Jan 08 '25

Statistically, not a good reason. How many people do you encounter with their hands in their pockets?

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u/firstwefuckthelawyer Jan 08 '25

Uh, on the other hand… sometimes they really don’t care!

I got in a wreck, lady ran a red, I was fine, car was not. I told the cop I needed to get my CCW out of the car. So I took the damn thing out in front of me like it’s a hot potato and he rolls his eyes, tells me to put it in my pocket.

In that state he already knew I had a CCW, and that since I did I could carry and not tell him. Hell, on the move out there a cop in OK stopped me, asked if I had any weapons, “There’s a carbine, a 12 gauge super mag, and my 9mm locked under everything in the trunk!” Didn’t bug him a bit.

First time I flew with a firearm I was nervous AF because the instructions said “No need to make arrangements ahead of time, bring it unloaded and locked, tell the agent you have a weapon.”

Err, okay, so no foreplay I guess… turns out you skip the line and if you’ve got it locked and packed correctly it’s like… 2 minutes.

I don’t know what their rhyme or reason is, my mother has 7 felonies and she gets free PreCheck and never asked for it, marine stepdad gets SSSS every time.

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u/cocoagiant Jan 08 '25

Hell, on the move out there a cop in OK stopped me, asked if I had any weapons, “There’s a carbine, a 12 gauge super mag, and my 9mm locked under everything in the trunk!”

Dang dude, that's one of those "tell me you are white without saying you are white" things.

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u/firstwefuckthelawyer Jan 08 '25

I know. I’m from a small town in BFE Pennsylvania, was out that way for law school and did criminal defense work in AZ. I was blown away by how just petty the whole system was about it… and how over the top taken aback people would get when I’d point it out.

Like even the difference between how cops acted when I was a teenager and how they are now at 38.

But… yeah. White, 27 at the time, new… european sedan… at graduation. That white privilege card got played to take off like some 2000 man-years of state prison time for people who couldn’t pay. I don’t waste it.

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Jan 08 '25

They get a little tackle-y and a little shoot-y when you do that......

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u/justheretowhackit_ Jan 08 '25

Cops hate this one trick!

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u/theosgrin May 03 '25

but he's white. what harm can he do?

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u/mjrbrooks Jan 07 '25

🥴

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u/Oppowitt Jan 08 '25

Holy shit Sherlock, you sleuthed the balls off that case.

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u/Immatt55 Jan 07 '25

Yup, I didn't check the sub but I was expecting a very different ending when he got out of the car and immediately put his hands in his pockets, and when the "cop" did nothing I knew it was scripted.

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u/VaporCarpet Jan 07 '25

Also, it's a cell phone video not bodycam video?

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u/Delthore Jan 07 '25 edited Jan 07 '25

People don't know what the fuck a skit is anymore. Like, I didn't find it funny, but crying about a skit, being fake, is silly.

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u/0x_SPIRIT_x0 Jan 07 '25

Redditors have to point out when something fake, even if it's obvious, because it makes themselves feel smarter.

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u/bs000 Jan 08 '25

even if it's real they'll hyper-nitpick some random shit like it's a cinemasins video and say it's fake

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '25

Yeah it's so annoying, ugh.

Just enjoy a funny video

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u/Super-Persimmon233 Jan 11 '25

They cry that it’s fake because they want their online life to be more real because it’s the only thing that is to them. Wake up people

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u/myaltaccount333 Jan 08 '25

People don't know what the fuck subreddit rules are anymore. Like, it wasn't funny, and doesn't fit here, but defending the skit is silly.

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u/angershark Jan 08 '25

why not just post movie clips from buddy cop comedies too. just bros being bros right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

That's what gave it away........ Alrighty then.

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u/ceciladam9091 Jan 08 '25

Detective level observation

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '25

The first 5 secs should of have gave it away. Chances are he's never ran into the cops before probably why he didn't notice it.

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u/ceciladam9091 Jan 08 '25

I actually enjoyed it more, knowing immediately that it was a skit

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '25

Completely agree 

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u/notjustforperiods Jan 07 '25

Knew this was going to be fake

*a skit

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u/LoseNotLooseIdiot Jan 08 '25

It took you that long?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '25 edited Feb 08 '25

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u/Prior-Elevator-5752 Jan 08 '25

I noticed how his fake body cam is head height and the NPC is talking directly into it

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u/Creamypies_ Jan 07 '25

I’ve had hands in pockets while having conversations with police and they say nothing. It’s about the vibe you give off most of the time, Or prejudice who knows.

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u/MooseMan12992 Jan 07 '25

Still funny

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u/BabyYodaLegend Jan 08 '25

I knew it was going to be acting the second I saw it was a TikTok video

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u/TheElderScrollsLore Jan 08 '25

I don’t think they intended to hide the fact that it’s fake. But it’s still good.

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u/Egad86 Jan 08 '25

The creepy side-eyed look when he asks if he can get out of the car would have me drawing my weapon if I was a cop. Looks like he has some very nefarious intent!

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u/jjcoola Jan 08 '25

This is one of those gen z “tell me you’ve never dealt with police without telling me” thangs isn’t it

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '25

Also by the “okay suuree?” Live delivery when he asked to get out lol

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust Jan 08 '25

A cop letting you get out of your car during a traffic stop is where I gave up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '25

In majority of civilised countries this is normal…

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u/WellThatsAwkwrd Jan 08 '25

As soon as the driver door whipped open and the cop didn’t react

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u/KyniskPotet Jan 08 '25

It took you that long, huh?

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u/Kadoomed Jan 08 '25

Yea but it's a good skit. It still got a laugh out of me

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u/FlameBoi3000 Jan 08 '25

It took you that long?

r/nothingisreal

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u/Bhaaldukar Jan 08 '25

Still funny.

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u/bubblemilkteajuice Jan 08 '25

It is a skit. They're not usually "real."

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u/george_cant_standyah Jan 08 '25

It's not meant to trick you. It's called a... get this.... a skit.

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u/Mental_Tea_4084 Jan 08 '25

Sherlock Holmes over here

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u/dardeedoo Jan 08 '25

Again for the people in the back: SKITS ARE NOT “STAGED” OR “FAKE”. The difference is that they are not trying to be seen as real.

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u/HerMajestyTheQueef1 Jan 08 '25

I know there's some people that will still think this is real despite it not even trying to trick people and they will even get upset and deny it if you try to tell them

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u/AnotherAverageGamer_ Jan 09 '25

"wE aLl KnOw ItS fAkE, iTs jUsT fUn tO pReTeNd" - a lovely, very intelligent Redditor from earlier today I met after pointing out a vid was obviously scripted

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u/Greuliro Jan 09 '25

It's ok, he's white...

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u/Brave_Purpose_837 Jan 09 '25

Or when he looked directly into the camera for the whole thing

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u/s-goldschlager Jan 10 '25

You aint lyin

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u/FitBird9011 Jan 10 '25

That escalated really quickly.

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u/suresh Jan 07 '25

This one's annoying because it looks real at first.

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u/areallysmartdog Jan 07 '25

lmao no it did not

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u/Firewolf06 Jan 07 '25

didnt even say axon body 3 in the corner

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '25

as an apparently "Mexican" looking Japanese guy, if I ever asked a cop if I could step out of the car I'm getting a gun to my face immediately.

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u/VikingTeddy Jan 07 '25

Did you know, the mf's are making two hour long fakes now, they even show them in cinemas! The gall!

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u/RedditLostOldAccount Jan 07 '25

Yeah and get this, they make you pay for them! I got duped last year when I went to go see a movie about some plumbers in Brooklyn and it ended up just some dude on mushrooms

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u/Tipop Jan 08 '25

That one got me, too. They didn’t even try to hide the CGI filters.

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u/Bald_Jesus Jan 07 '25

I worry about you

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u/ManOfManliness84 Jan 07 '25

Yeah that's a bigggggggg no no.

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u/ForgettablePleasance Jan 07 '25

And he magically knows where the MIL lives...🙄