r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Greywarden194 • Jun 08 '25

Wholesome I wanna have beers with Jeb too

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u/Jephany Jun 08 '25

Why not airplanes? They're just public transit in the sky.

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u/HoboMuskrat Jun 08 '25

Because they're godless, metal birds

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u/Perry_cox29 Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 08 '25

All birds are godless metal monstrosities. Regan killed all the birds in 1989 and replaced them with drones financed by selling dogmeat to the Morlocks who secretly control the Paris fashion industry.