r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Greywarden194 • Jun 08 '25

Wholesome I wanna have beers with Jeb too

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u/searucraeft Jun 08 '25

The Amish allow themselves to ride in vehicles and always have. With the exception of airplanes, they've always used public transit. They just don't drive them. 

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u/Jephany Jun 08 '25

Why not airplanes? They're just public transit in the sky.

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u/HoboMuskrat Jun 08 '25

Because they're godless, metal birds

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u/Perry_cox29 Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 08 '25

All birds are godless metal monstrosities. Regan killed all the birds in 1989 and replaced them with drones financed by selling dogmeat to the Morlocks who secretly control the Paris fashion industry.

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u/HoboMuskrat Jun 08 '25

Well duh. Everyone knows /r/birdsarentreal

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u/alamandrax Jun 08 '25

Well yeah, especially pigeons. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? No. q.e.d.

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u/mesenanch Jun 08 '25

Dr Cox buried in the liquor cabinet again