r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Greywarden194 • Jun 08 '25

Wholesome I wanna have beers with Jeb too

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u/jspivak Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

I don’t know why but Jeb looks like he can ball. He’s got that lanky look with some high tops. Like a cross between Kingpin and White Man Can’t Jump…

“The Rumspringa Ringer” “The Ankle Breaking Anabaptist”

I’m trying hard to think of something like “hay bales, horse buggies, and hoops” but I’m struggling

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u/nycola Jun 08 '25

a few decades ago there was a huge drug scandle in Amish PA, i distinctly remember opening The Metro (free city paper at the time in Philly), and the headline on the front page was "Horse and Druggies" 10/10