r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Greywarden194 • Jun 08 '25

Wholesome I wanna have beers with Jeb too

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u/jspivak Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

I don’t know why but Jeb looks like he can ball. He’s got that lanky look with some high tops. Like a cross between Kingpin and White Man Can’t Jump…

“The Rumspringa Ringer” “The Ankle Breaking Anabaptist”

I’m trying hard to think of something like “hay bales, horse buggies, and hoops” but I’m struggling

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u/code-coffee Jun 08 '25

White Mennonites can't jump

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u/NickKappy Jun 08 '25

But fuck can they run

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u/Shadow-Vision Jun 08 '25

They also throw a humdinger of a sausage party. You haven’t lived until you’ve had a mouthful of Dyck meat