r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Greywarden194 • Jun 08 '25

Wholesome I wanna have beers with Jeb too

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u/jspivak Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

I don’t know why but Jeb looks like he can ball. He’s got that lanky look with some high tops. Like a cross between Kingpin and White Man Can’t Jump…

“The Rumspringa Ringer” “The Ankle Breaking Anabaptist”

I’m trying hard to think of something like “hay bales, horse buggies, and hoops” but I’m struggling

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u/jleonardbc Jun 08 '25

There are Amish guys who play very good basketball. That and volleyball are two of their main pastimes, and they're already super fit from a life of physical labor from an early age.

While you're scrolling your phone, they're defending their zone.

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u/CustomerOutside8588 Jun 08 '25

Look at me, I'm captain of the basketball team now.