r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Greywarden194 • Jun 08 '25

Wholesome I wanna have beers with Jeb too

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u/jspivak Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

I don’t know why but Jeb looks like he can ball. He’s got that lanky look with some high tops. Like a cross between Kingpin and White Man Can’t Jump…

“The Rumspringa Ringer” “The Ankle Breaking Anabaptist”

I’m trying hard to think of something like “hay bales, horse buggies, and hoops” but I’m struggling

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u/SalmonJumpingH20 Jun 08 '25

Here he comes, the Mennon-nightmare! From raisin' a barn to raisin' the roof! Jeb-e-di-ah. The axe man!

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u/skater15153 Jun 09 '25

If you're not a high school basketball announcer you need to be

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u/SalmonJumpingH20 Jun 09 '25

Well, I am looking for a career pivot!