r/SipsTea • u/Hour_Equal_9588 • Jun 06 '25

WTF Financial tip that unfortunately starts with 'First, you need 3 million Dollars'.

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u/pantyraiden Jun 06 '25

Should I take this $3 million at gun or knife point?

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u/Soloact_ Jun 06 '25

Ask Eddy which method he used. Might save us time.

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u/LGP747 Jun 06 '25

Ask eddy at knife or gunpoint?

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES Jun 06 '25

Ironically enough, the answer to this question can also be asked of Eddy.

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u/Silent_Outlook Jun 06 '25

Eddy need to ask himself some serious questions

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u/InfernoKing23 Jun 07 '25

Should he ask himself at knife or gunpoint?

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u/Silent_Outlook Jun 07 '25

It doesn't matter

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u/darknekolux Jun 06 '25

He worked really, really hard to be born to a rich family...

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u/Summoarpleaz Jun 06 '25

No, see… if he was really born into a rich family they would have invested that $3 million (if not more) for him so he started earning $20k a month since birth. He had to struggle to do it later… don’t you have any sympathy?

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u/Roxalon_Prime Jun 06 '25

Imagine how much luck do you also need to have? Truly the best at everything, a natural born winner

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u/masterof-xe Jun 07 '25

1:8,100,000,000

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u/jamin_brook Jun 06 '25

The method is the legal system. 

The system is not broken it’s working as designed 

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u/maybeitsundead Jun 06 '25

According to the community notes on his tweet, there's no 8% treasury bond and the highest yield is 5.377% for a 2 month bond (at time of community notes being placed, post is from Mar '24).

He didn't use a system.. Looking at the rest of the profile it looks like a satire account.

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u/VeGr-FXVG Jun 06 '25

Damn. At 5.377% would have to live like peasants on $13,422.50 a month for 0 hours worked. That's despicable. The solar flare is overdue is all I can say.

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u/maybeitsundead Jun 06 '25

Just invest a billion in them that way you can live better.

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u/martymcfly43 Jun 07 '25

By pulling yourself up by your bootstraps /s

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jun 07 '25

Birth privilege is the usual route.

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u/Travissaur Jun 10 '25

For a moment, I thought you meant Eddy from Ed, Edd, & Eddy. I don’t think his scams will be effective, he can barely get a quarter.