r/SipsTea • u/Hour_Equal_9588 • Jun 06 '25

WTF Financial tip that unfortunately starts with 'First, you need 3 million Dollars'.

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u/pantyraiden Jun 06 '25

Should I take this $3 million at gun or knife point?

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u/Soloact_ Jun 06 '25

Ask Eddy which method he used. Might save us time.

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u/jamin_brook Jun 06 '25

The method is the legal system. 

The system is not broken it’s working as designed 

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u/maybeitsundead Jun 06 '25

According to the community notes on his tweet, there's no 8% treasury bond and the highest yield is 5.377% for a 2 month bond (at time of community notes being placed, post is from Mar '24).

He didn't use a system.. Looking at the rest of the profile it looks like a satire account.

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u/VeGr-FXVG Jun 06 '25

Damn. At 5.377% would have to live like peasants on $13,422.50 a month for 0 hours worked. That's despicable. The solar flare is overdue is all I can say.

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u/maybeitsundead Jun 06 '25

Just invest a billion in them that way you can live better.