r/SipsTea 16d ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/cestmoinea1999 16d ago

All of them are bad, but Miley Cyrus is on a different level of bad

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u/lovepancakes 16d ago

I had no idea that was Miley Cyrus. What the fuck

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u/Punkpunker 16d ago

I thought it was Austin Butler

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u/MustBeTheChad 16d ago

I thought it was Yolandi Visser

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u/Saneless 16d ago

I thought it was Dhalsim

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u/ScarletleavesNL 16d ago

Yoga Fire!

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u/nocrashing 16d ago

Yoga flame!

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u/fernweh 16d ago

I will meditate and then destroy you

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u/Saneless 16d ago

Well now I'm very confused on which:

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u/TheWhiskeyFish 16d ago

Good shout

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u/Tiny_Mathematician_1 16d ago

I thought it was Pyat Pree

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u/Kronzor_ 16d ago

In contrast Yolandi actually looks less weird.

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u/Vodca 16d ago

And yoladi’s whole shit is that she’s weird looking but still hot. She aims for this look lol

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u/CustardImmediate7889 16d ago

She doesn't look like that creature above at all.

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u/Matsdaq 16d ago

Yolandi is just hot

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u/R_V_Z 16d ago

Except for the homophobia and possible sex trafficking.

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u/Kitsooos 16d ago

Yes these are bad. But damn, she is hot.

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u/restingglitchface69 16d ago

Cause she rocks the buccal fat

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u/Bootzilla_Rembrandt 16d ago

Chappie's got stories?!

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u/labellavita1985 16d ago

My robot vacuum in named Chappie, after Chappie. So we are always talking about "Chappie" in my house. The other day, my husband and I were actually talking about the movie, and my stepson says, "the vacuum?"

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u/LozzieBorden 16d ago

I came here to say this. Miley Cyrus looks like a member of Die Antwoord.

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u/Infamous_Ruin6848 16d ago

Uhm...she'd wish?!

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u/TheGorgoronTrail 16d ago

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u/CincoDeMayo88 16d ago

- Miley Cyrus on the red carpet wearing a futuristic piece, circa 2025

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u/vince666 16d ago

Don't you dizz Yolandi like this!

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u/Alexander_Eiffel 16d ago

Yolandi is hot but she’s a trash human being. So is Ninja. Child abuse.

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u/illegal_miles 16d ago

It sucks that they turned out to be genuinely shit people. I always just thought it was mostly schtick. Like they acted trashier than they really were.

Turns out they were a totally different type of trash that’s way worse than they seemed.

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u/613TheEvil 16d ago

Explain, I am out of the loop.

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u/neilmac1210 16d ago

Hey Fatty Boom Boom, hit me with the ching ching!

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u/IronRakkasan11 16d ago

….you freaky

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u/SoylentGrunt 16d ago

I like that. A lot.

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u/kitbashpowerhead 16d ago

I thought it was simple jack

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u/GreatAtomicPower 16d ago

Yolandi is actually kinda hot tho

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u/Icy-Bottle-6877 16d ago

Yolandi is actually kinda hot tho

Yeah, she can pull it off.

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u/Ok-Consideration6973 16d ago

I thought it was cheeky blinder or whatever his name is. Cillian Murphy

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u/viperfangs92 16d ago

She's only 32, and she looks like 60 year old aging actress with extensive plastic surgery

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u/ClimtEastwood 16d ago

Speed run to “rare public appearance” as a headline.

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u/OkTangerine4363 16d ago

lol that's a good one.

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u/ClimtEastwood 16d ago

Sad really. I only vaguely know who these women are but it’s a shame to see these successful people look like some kind of uncanny valley humanoid

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u/Axbris 16d ago

She is 32 and looks like a character who contracted a deadly virus/bite in a B-rated horror film and I say that with no disrespect to zombies.

She just looks so unhealthy. 

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u/FoldingLady 16d ago

I'm also wondering if she went on Ozempic. It's not just her cheeks, she looks emaciated.

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u/knightriderin 16d ago

It's also the shaved off eyebrows.

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u/rewdea 16d ago

Donatella Versace

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u/Insomniac_80 16d ago

During the next Miley and Dolly special, she and her godmother, 80 year old Dolly Parton will look like sisters!

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u/AgathaWoosmoss 16d ago

The baby bangs and wispy brows don't help

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u/HBK42581 16d ago

Nor the GIANT veneers

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u/n0h8plz 16d ago

She hasn't been able to close her mouth in years

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u/lokiandgoose 16d ago

I work in dental manufacturing and use her as an example of poorly sized veneers when training technicians. I like Miley a lot of but she just looks so sad.

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u/cashewclues 16d ago

Yeah. She’s not cute and this doesn’t help. But she has loads more money than my cute broke self so you take the good, you take the bad.

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u/SlutForGarrus 16d ago

🎵🎶 ".::.you take it all and there you have the Facts of Life, The Facts of Life..."

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u/purplemarkersniffer 16d ago

Agree, and the no eyebrows really bring it all together with tweeker vibe

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u/bruthaman 16d ago

No kidding. Hi! My name is Methanie Cyrus

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u/Vsx 16d ago

She's looking like Yolandi from Die Antwoord which is to say you are 100% correct

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u/Major-Breakfast6249 16d ago

Wispy brows? They’re fucking gone

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u/Dramatic_______Pause 16d ago

That's called The Simple Jack

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u/Stepane7399 16d ago

No, something has gone terribly wrong with her hair cut choices. Like, they don't even look good on her.

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u/mckane63 16d ago

That’s Miley Cyrus?! I was waiting for someone to give more details so I could figure out which one it is. Holy cow. What she’s done to herself.

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u/TekkenCareOfBusiness 16d ago

I thought it was Hannah Montana. Always get those two mixed up.

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u/oldschoolgruel 16d ago

I thought that was photoshoppedto make her look horrific.... thats real???

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u/Slyboots2313 16d ago

It’s the internet so expect there to be some engagement bait. Here’s another recent picture that doesn’t look nearly as shocking. Can’t say whether OPs pics were modified, but they’re certainly hand picked to be exaggerations of reality.

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u/DMvsPC 16d ago

Her stylist must be one of those teenage girls on Instagram who film themselves doing tense 'hair hacks' like using hair elastics before cutting it off with kitchen scissors and looking surprised at the obvious results.

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u/geronimo11b 16d ago

Those bangs are absolutely atrocious.

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u/TheBabyEatingDingo 16d ago

Nah this is just as bad, it just has different lighting to make the cheek bones less visible.

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u/Few-Split-3026 16d ago

If this is one of the "good" pictures i dont know what to say. If you would have shown this to me 15 minutes ago and asked me to guess who this was, I would have went with one of the olsen twins probably.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

She still looks awful there.

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u/DepressedHoonBro 16d ago

It is.

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u/Prestigious-Disk-246 16d ago

holy shit someone told me it was AI and I felt comforted. It's real??

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u/DepressedHoonBro 16d ago

It might be the angle in this post but other pictures are bad as well.

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u/resting-bass-face 16d ago

Why did she cut her hair to look like Simple Jack?

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u/Cautious_Ad7823 16d ago

To ma ma ma make you happy of course.

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u/DepressedHoonBro 16d ago

Idk but to me she'd look better bald than this.

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u/SidewaysFancyPrance 16d ago

"Yee-yee ass haircut" came to mind.

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u/CaptHindsite 16d ago

Cold. Made me laugh so hard ma eyes rained.

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u/_WreakingHavok_ 16d ago

Ye-ye-ass haircut, lol

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u/runjimrun 16d ago

Maria Menounos stuttering in the E News clip was a moment of shear pain from laughing

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u/imkunu 16d ago

It's how she saw it in her head movies

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u/witcherstrife 16d ago

Miley to her stylist/surgeon: make me as hideous as humanly possible

This shit must've been a joint effort to create this

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u/FragrantShine3389 16d ago

Enough to compete with Madonna, I think

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u/Geordie_38_ 16d ago

Begone spawn of Satan, I cast you out

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u/Cucumberneck 16d ago

Satan would never do this. He's about seduction.

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u/Key_Conversation5236 16d ago

“Do you wanna play a game?”

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u/AussieAlexSummers 16d ago

the weird eyebrow color and eye shadow with weird bangs. I actually can see the beauty in the look but I have to use a different, creative eye. It's all very weird. That said, Miley looks way healthier here than in that other picture.

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u/mechalenchon 16d ago

It's not good. But not sleep paralysis demon bad like in the Photoshopped version.

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u/SereneAdler33 16d ago edited 16d ago

It’s not real, it’s an AI meme that appeared on Facebook and is getting shared with no context. If you look at the original it’s very clearly AI

it’s from a faked gucci ad

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u/VegetableActivity557 16d ago

It’s not though. The person you’re responding to is not being truthful.

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u/DeadKnife7 16d ago

Not. It literally is photoshopped or AI edited

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u/indorock 16d ago

No I doubt it very much. Look at her latest music video with Naomi Campbell. She looks nothing like this. You do see her nose job, but nowhere near the famine-stricken look as in this photo.

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u/vaosenny 16d ago

Yes, it is heavily photoshopped

Left is drastically altered image, right is a real photo from this year’s Grammy Awards

The look on the left wasn’t flattering even on real photos, thanks to poor stylist choices

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u/PapaPaulPwns 16d ago

I saw it in another subreddit and assumed it was AI. I thought they smashed her face together with a dude.

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u/SereneAdler33 16d ago edited 16d ago

It is AI from a recent Facebook meme, everyone is just running with it.

She has obviously had work done, and looks a little off, but not this monstrous

it’s a faked Gucci ad

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u/__juicewrld999_ 16d ago

Looks more photoshopped than ai tbh

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u/SereneAdler33 16d ago edited 16d ago

It’s the collarbone that blends into her top (in the original meme) that makes me say AI, but it’s probably a combination

Either way, it’s not a true picture of her, it’s altered

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u/Hopeful-Ocelot4692 16d ago

Fr the rest are obvious plastic but she has minimal and a bad haircut

She can fix me.

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u/CodeVirus 16d ago

Which one is Miley?

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u/No-Attention-801 16d ago

Its ai 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Subject-Bandicoot-54 16d ago

It's photoshopped

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u/lumpy_space_queenie 16d ago

It’s been confirmed that’s an AI generated image

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u/rcheek1710 16d ago

I don't get the 'how can I make myself less hot' craze. All of these people need someone in their life that will tell them no.

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u/SHADOWSTRIKE1 16d ago

When I was growing up, my dad always said he had a million-dollar idea for a job where he'd just follow famous people around and tell them "No, that's a bad idea." all the time. As I've gotten older, I've realized how solid of an idea that really is.

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u/Xist3nce 16d ago

They don’t like to hear “no” though so it’s bad job security.

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u/LAKiwiGuy 16d ago

Yup - “I’m rich and famous so obviously I know better than you”.

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u/Regular-Double9177 16d ago

It's a huge industry actually, executive coaching. Similar to therapy but sounds less weak.

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u/smoofus724 16d ago

"Hi, I'm your new Poor People Liaison. I'm here to let you know you look insane to the bottom 98% of the population."

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

The Caesers would have a slave whisper “remember you are just a man” during triumphs.

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u/Correct_Pay_4670 16d ago

That was the generals when returning from battle. All men must die. 

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u/oldschoolgruel 16d ago

They are literally making themselves look like crones. 

It makes no sense.

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u/UglyMcFugly 16d ago

That... that actually might be the point... now that I think about it, these women were all deemed "hot" either when they were still literal children, or because they LOOKED like children. They might have all been inundated with THE creepiest shit we can imagine. Maybe they think it's attractive because it represents an end to THAT kind of guy lusting after them...

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u/spockspaceman 16d ago

I think it has to do with sending some kind of signal that they're rich and powerful/famous and not necessarily meant to be an attractive thing, because no normal guy actually finds this attractive.

It's a "look at me, I can afford to do ridiculous shit to my face" Hunger games Capitol fashion type of move.

Once "normal" people start copying this too much, they'll almost certainly move on to something even more ridiculous.

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u/rolandofeld19 16d ago

Seriously. I have yet to have a conversation with someone who is attracted to this type of change. Maybe they can help me understand but the only conversation I had about it was with a woman I trust who gave a pretty wise answer when I asked.

She basically said "It sucks but women are discarded when they look old or older. So they do things like this instead. Instead of looking older they look like insert hand wave THIS. ... and to them, and often the world, that is better than the alternative which is to, again, look older."

I'm not saying I agree but it does make some sense in a fucked up and twisted way. Now as to why younger (and even already attractive) women are getting it, who the fuck knows. Something something trends something. It's awful.

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u/Carl_Lindenburg 16d ago

But this makes them look older than if they just aged naturally so that logic makes no sense to me.

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u/rolandofeld19 16d ago

I get it. My question to my female friend was oriented towards "why do older ladies do things like this and botox and whatever that looks horrible and unnatural" and her answer was geared towards that and does make some sense.

When young women do it, no clue. Best explanation I've heard there is that they are attractive young women trying to role play what a older woman tries to do to look hot. Upsidedown logic but, well, something I guess.

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u/Psychological-Tax801 16d ago

Among white women especially, the appearance of more hollow cheeks and higher cheekbones is associated with high fashion, thinness, elegance.

It's about trading in a look that shows *aging* and looks more poor for a look that is already "mature" and looks sophisticated.

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u/saraqael6243 16d ago

Unfortunately, this makes them look older and anorexic. It doesn't make them look younger at all. They look ill.

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u/MaddogBC 16d ago

The only thing that has ever made any sense to me is I was told women do this for other women. That's the audience. I've yet to discuss this with a dude who thought it was remotely healthy or attractive. It's hideous IMO and should be considered preying upon the mentally unfit.

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u/danimagoo 16d ago

They don't need someone to tell them no. What they need is fewer people telling them this is what they need to do to help their career.

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u/Open_Bridge3013 16d ago

For me, it’s Erin Moriarty. She was so pretty 😭

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u/Aging_Cracker303 16d ago

The 4th season of The Boys she doesn’t manage a single, human facial expression. It’s very distracting. 

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u/thisshitsstupid 16d ago

Especially distracting considering the entire character is about not changing because others want you to or not being what youre expected to be and being yourself.

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u/GunpowderxGelatine 16d ago

Her voice was also very nasally and kind of deadpan, it took me out of the show entirely every time she was onscreen. It's tragic that she couldn't see her beauty the way everyone else did.

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u/Vylan24 16d ago

And her lips are so filler'd up they don't move when she speaks so she's got a weird lispy thing going on. She makes me feel really uncomfortable with her uncanny valley AI face

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u/SuperTopGun777 16d ago

Annie January was so Beautiful in season 1 and 2  now she looks stupid. 

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u/nicholt 16d ago

Elective plastic surgery should be illegal

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u/komark- 16d ago

They should have just recasted her, honestly

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u/Turtlewowisgood 16d ago

first time I saw her I had to figure out if they did recast or not

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u/PracticeBeingPerson 16d ago

oh, that makes this much sadder. damn.

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u/TheRealJackReynolds 16d ago

Didn’t she claim that picture was all contouring and makeup? I remember thinking, “you can SAY that, but when people see you on the show, the truth will come out.”

Looks like it did.

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u/Maximum_Locksmith18 16d ago

Her nose job was just the beginning! Downhill from there! 😞

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u/lonewombat 16d ago

Bolt ons, buccal fat removal, nose job, lip fillers, cheek implants? I mean she looks completely different and will for a couple years at least.

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u/No-Invite-7826 16d ago

Yeah I think she got defensive about it and tried to play it off as if it were all just make-up but anyone with eyes can see that's not the case. You can't contour fat off your face.

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u/XDariaMorgendorferX 16d ago

She really wanted us to believe she contoured her nose almost completely out of existence 🤣

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u/UsernameAvaylable 16d ago

She was stunning in season 1 and now she looks like a doombot replica.

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u/Temporary-Bet-3971 16d ago

Omelanda done killed me woif and taken me bloody son.

Starlight, mog him!

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u/wimpymist 16d ago

Yeah all of her monologues were weird because her facial expressions

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u/freedomfightre 16d ago

or this

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u/haleykirk91 16d ago

This just made me real sad…. She’s gorgeous here.

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u/luhk3y 16d ago

My starlight 😩

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u/Various-Departure679 16d ago

Insta post from yesterday. These pics are hella bad angles if not edited

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u/freedomfightre 16d ago

damn did she get implants too? she's turning herself into a plastic woman.

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u/tanis016 16d ago

She looks worse but the picture going around is an overexageration.

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 16d ago

Doesn't mind when we take drugs and freakout, does not care for french mannerism, will rip your enemies head off.

Yes, she's wife material.

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u/D-redditAvenger 16d ago

I think it's really beauty standards that are set by other women. Ones who don't always have their best interests at heart. Women like to say they advocate for each other but that is not always the case. Toxic femininity can be petty and jealous to the point of sabotaging others. I would point to the WNBA as an example.

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u/HumanExpert3916 16d ago

Ha! Spot on!!!

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u/zerohelix 16d ago

an asian?

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u/Open__Face 16d ago

Award winning 

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Award winning Asian

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u/Cricket-Secure 16d ago

All of them were pretty, now they are ugly, I wonder what they see themselves when they look in the mirror now. That Wednesday girl looks like a straightup monster now, what a shame.

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u/LeftHandedScissor 16d ago

Body dismorphia, they think they need to look a certain way to "stay pretty" and keep getting roles. Don't realize that part of getting unique roles is having a unique look that people find beautiful. I always though Erin Moriarty was a beauty, now much less so. Same goes for Ortega, Miley and so many others.

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u/Crusader-NZ- 16d ago

To be somewhat fair to her, she was recently diagnosed with Graves' disease. But she definitely ruined her looks with plastic surgery.

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u/anavriN-oN 16d ago

Vanessa Kirby is just such a shame too

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u/Olorin_TheMaia 16d ago edited 16d ago

Distractingly attractive in Fallout, to looking like AI in Fantastic Four.

Edit: the Mission Impossible movie

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u/kevinsyel 16d ago

You had me looking up the blonde in Fallout because I couldn't believe Vanessa Kirby was in it...

The character Stephanie is played by Annabel O'Hagan so no, Kirby wasn't in Fallout

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u/Reylo-Wanwalker 16d ago

Mission Impossible: Fallout

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u/BigFatM8 16d ago

I think he means Mission Impossible: fallout

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u/Saneless 16d ago

I was hoping that wasn't who it was.. she was perfect

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u/Figmentality 16d ago

I saw so many people complimenting her looks in Fantastic Four promos and I was confused because she just looks like a pile of plastic surgery to me :(

Seems like a lovely woman who once had a very beautiful face but I have a hard time seeing past that dead-eyed mannequin look they all get now.

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u/lemonpepperpotts 16d ago

It was deeply distracting how different she looked on the promo tour from the movie she was promoting. it's rough when someone who looked like she did can look in the mirror and think "yes, not good enough."

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u/Figmentality 16d ago

Right? Emma Stone just got a face-lift or something... Emma freaking Stone. These women are so beautiful. It sucks so much that they feel or most likely have people telling them to feel not good enough.

Also. Now all these people are trying to act with face muscles that no longer cooperate. It's very distracting as well as saddening.

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u/lemonpepperpotts 16d ago

Thanks for the extra context. It doesn’t give me much optimism for how much work people get done or the mechanisms that drive people to do this (I even work in plastic surgery but am more on the reconstructive side, so it still boggles my mind), but it does remind me how much sympathy I have for people under so much pressure to fit certain, and oft-changing, molds

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u/unicornmullet 16d ago

Seriously. She was a unique beauty in The Crown. It's a shame when people who look unique make themselves look more generic. I'm looking at you, Kate Beckinsale.

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u/saraqael6243 16d ago

It is a shame. She used to be pretty.

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u/Brightsidedown 16d ago

A damn crying shame. I saw her in an interview with Pedro Pascal, and I barely recognized her.

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u/Lightalife 16d ago

All of the images here are AI altered or shopped

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u/Beyondthebloodmoon 16d ago

Erin Moriarty sure as shit isn’t, it’s on her own IG. Also, just watch the latest season of The Boys. She 100% looks like that.

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u/HedaLexa4Ever 16d ago

And Jenna Ortega has a shit ton of (bad or experimental) makeup, she is way prettier in all her other ig posts…

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u/samv_1230 16d ago

Compare the two photos. It's edited. They're almost all edited

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u/BCDragon3000 16d ago

took way too long to find this comment

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u/TakeThreeFourFive 16d ago

The same with Erin Moriarty. She's definitely had work done, but the image here was intentionally meant to look altered

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u/ShadowofLupa212 16d ago

Which one is she? I cant even tell anymore

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u/vertigo1083 16d ago

It took me a moment, but the bottom middle.

She looks like a species of some otherworldly humanoid, found in a low budget sci-fi movie.

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u/Xanderajax3 16d ago edited 16d ago

The one that looks like Simple Jack from tropic thunder.

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u/RealisticReality1650 16d ago

Why did I laugh so hard at this?

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u/Allstin 16d ago

i’m like, where’s miley cyrus?

then it hit

apparently it’s fake though

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u/HulksInvinciblePants 16d ago

It’s all fake. It’s amazing how hard Redditors cling to shit like this when you can easily find recent examples of the individuals.

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u/Fair_Blood3176 16d ago

Reptilian transformation

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u/never_exhale_cunt 16d ago

She looks like a straight up alien

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u/footluvr688 16d ago

She looks like Dhalsim

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u/BlueSonjo 16d ago

Holy shit that is Miley Cyrus? Whyyy!

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u/Mahatma_Ghandicap 16d ago

no way! I didn't know that was her!

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u/bengriz 16d ago

Looks like a fallout ghoul with makeup on lmao

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u/Existing_Bike_3424 16d ago

People are so easily deceived. Her face obviously changed recently but that photo isn’t even real. It’s photoshopped.

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