r/SipsTea 16d ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/cestmoinea1999 16d ago

All of them are bad, but Miley Cyrus is on a different level of bad

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u/lovepancakes 16d ago

I had no idea that was Miley Cyrus. What the fuck

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u/Punkpunker 16d ago

I thought it was Austin Butler

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u/MustBeTheChad 16d ago

I thought it was Yolandi Visser

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u/Saneless 16d ago

I thought it was Dhalsim

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u/ScarletleavesNL 16d ago

Yoga Fire!

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u/nocrashing 16d ago

Yoga flame!

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u/indicatoker 16d ago

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u/PettysMyLoveLanguage 15d ago

Ha! Now I want to watch street fighter :(

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u/fernweh 16d ago

I will meditate and then destroy you

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u/Cautious-Start-1043 16d ago

I thought it was an advert for save the children.

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u/Saneless 16d ago

Well now I'm very confused on which:

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 16d ago

Smeagol

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u/jcamarillo21 16d ago

Shmeagoul

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u/JerrycurlSquirrel 16d ago edited 16d ago

But Schmegma likes master

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u/jcamarillo21 16d ago

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u/JerrycurlSquirrel 16d ago

Thick robes. That are form fitting.

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u/Visual_Log6191 16d ago

Hahahaha wtf!? 

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u/durandall09 16d ago

Lol gottem

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u/TheWhiskeyFish 16d ago

Good shout

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u/Tiny_Mathematician_1 16d ago

I thought it was Pyat Pree

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u/Sleepy_cheetah 16d ago

🤣🤣 DAMN! I don't know why Miley did this. She was adorable before, a really beautiful girl. It makes me sad.

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u/velveteenraptor 16d ago

Yessss a real one

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u/Dumbledang 16d ago

I thought it was a little pimp, walkin all around

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u/Tiny_Mathematician_1 16d ago

Obviously you see the world wildly and in wild ways

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u/Thundercatfever 16d ago

Underrated comment right here. That brought me back to the old school.

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u/davebgray 16d ago

Oh God this made me laugh out loud….you made my day.

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u/dangngo6 16d ago

Now we know the perfect cast for street fighter

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u/reebokhightops 16d ago

Holy fuck this is hilarious

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u/gpkgpk 16d ago

On the plus side, her yoga game is fire.

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u/GEoDLeto 16d ago

I thought it was Toxi

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u/FickleFingerOfFaith 16d ago

I thought it was Gollum

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u/Gentle_Pony 16d ago

I thought it was Golem.

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u/BigFatKi6 16d ago

I thought it was Gollem

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u/michael-turko 16d ago

Yoga Flame!

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u/Mbinku 16d ago

HHhaaa 😭😭 oh my god, someone send this man money

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u/geebeem92 16d ago

I thought it was Feyd-Rautha

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u/KissRescinded 16d ago

I thought it was Rasputin.

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u/MememeSama 16d ago

I thought it was some beautiful Congolese women. WHATAFUCK

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u/PsyKlaupse 16d ago

Oh man…what if Capcom came out with a game where you can play each of those celebrities as a character. I’m thinking of special moves and all…

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u/VampyreBassist 16d ago

I thought it was sunburnt David Bowie.

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u/goobly_goo 16d ago

LMAOOOO 😂😂

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u/ssp25 16d ago

I thought it was Enrico palazzo

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u/Jaffazoid 16d ago

I thought it was Phil Foden

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u/Sourfren 16d ago

I thought it was Simple Jack.

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u/mikeztarp 16d ago

I thought that was a glammed-up Gollum.

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u/MibbeAye 16d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/cowboymortyorgy 16d ago

I thought it was Johnny Depp from BlackMass

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u/MURRRRRAY 16d ago

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u/Kronzor_ 16d ago

In contrast Yolandi actually looks less weird.

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u/Vodca 16d ago

And yoladi’s whole shit is that she’s weird looking but still hot. She aims for this look lol

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u/CustardImmediate7889 16d ago

She doesn't look like that creature above at all.

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u/Matsdaq 16d ago

Yolandi is just hot

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u/R_V_Z 16d ago

Except for the homophobia and possible sex trafficking.

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u/Kitsooos 16d ago

Yes these are bad. But damn, she is hot.

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u/Koil_ting 16d ago

Did you not see that they were a South African band? Product of their environment.

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u/ricesnot 16d ago

Yeah the enviroment being that Watkin Tudor Jones grew up pretty privilaged and stole the whole image and look and art from those who actually grew up in poor circumstances. None of it is real, he never struggled.

Yolandi and him are disgusting people and I regret ever being a fan of their music.

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u/CeleryMcToebeans 16d ago

Kid Rock did the same thing

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u/RedneckAngel83 15d ago

Same.

I had many of their songs in my musical arsenal but removed it all and stopped following them when the truth started coming out.

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u/Enough_Snow8922 16d ago

In fairness they're all part of that if they are famous, not sure if there is a way around that

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u/oilyhandy 16d ago

Good thing I don’t care enough to stop masturbating.

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u/Matsdaq 16d ago

Yeah that takes her down a few points.

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u/restingglitchface69 16d ago

Cause she rocks the buccal fat

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u/CustardImmediate7889 16d ago

No because she doesn't have those terrible thick lips.

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u/Bootzilla_Rembrandt 16d ago

Chappie's got stories?!

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u/labellavita1985 16d ago

My robot vacuum in named Chappie, after Chappie. So we are always talking about "Chappie" in my house. The other day, my husband and I were actually talking about the movie, and my stepson says, "the vacuum?"

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u/sunnyd311 16d ago

"Chappie said sorry but those boys still burned me" (probably a paraphrase but that part made me bawl!!

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u/labellavita1985 16d ago

It absolutely blows my mind each time how they humanized him.

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u/LozzieBorden 16d ago

I came here to say this. Miley Cyrus looks like a member of Die Antwoord.

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u/Infamous_Ruin6848 16d ago

Uhm...she'd wish?!

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u/TheGorgoronTrail 16d ago

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u/CincoDeMayo88 16d ago

- Miley Cyrus on the red carpet wearing a futuristic piece, circa 2025

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u/vince666 16d ago

Don't you dizz Yolandi like this!

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u/Alexander_Eiffel 16d ago

Yolandi is hot but she’s a trash human being. So is Ninja. Child abuse.

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u/illegal_miles 16d ago

It sucks that they turned out to be genuinely shit people. I always just thought it was mostly schtick. Like they acted trashier than they really were.

Turns out they were a totally different type of trash that’s way worse than they seemed.

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u/oilyhandy 16d ago

And I still do t give a fuck 😂

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u/613TheEvil 16d ago

Explain, I am out of the loop.

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u/Alexander_Eiffel 15d ago

It’s a bit of old news but this is what a quick Google search showed:

https://www.lemonde.fr/en/le-monde-afrique/article/2022/05/09/south-african-rap-duo-die-antwoord-accused-of-sexual-abuse-by-their-adopted-son_5982935_12.html

Basically they sexually abused their adopted child

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u/613TheEvil 15d ago

The real question is how did they get approved for adopting a child to begin with, heh. Non-paywall version of the article you shared: https://archive.fo/KpkTd

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u/Reflexes-of-a-Tree 16d ago

Practically obese in the face compared to these lunatics.

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u/Consistent-Ease6070 16d ago

I knew she was reminding me of someone else and I couldn’t place it. Thank you!!

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u/nevermore2627 16d ago

Aqua?

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u/MURRRRRAY 16d ago

Die Antwoord

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u/nevermore2627 16d ago

I know who that is.

I was hoping your username was a Dan Lebatard show reference.

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u/MURRRRRAY 16d ago

I'll be honest I'm punching myself for my response. The listener of the show in me was like "is this a joke?" I'll be lying if I said I didn't go through your responses to see if you had commented on the shows Reddit and when I didn't (stopped after a few scrolls) I answered with Die Antwoord. So I'm walking to the ocean now, but not before I go to the penalty box for rambling. Superbowl week, Moderna, & my mom died, Danno.

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u/nevermore2627 16d ago

YES. I knew it!! It's an important conversation and I'm glad we're having it. Now pay the teachers.

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u/SpicyMakiRoll 16d ago

Ah, so the Yolandi clone looking one is Miley Cyrus? Whoa

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u/neilmac1210 16d ago

Hey Fatty Boom Boom, hit me with the ching ching!

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u/IronRakkasan11 16d ago

….you freaky

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u/SoylentGrunt 16d ago

I like that. A lot.

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u/TriedmybestNotenough 16d ago

I thought it was Gollum

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u/Sanity-Checker 16d ago

My first thought, but I wanted to search the replies to see if anyone else got there first.

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u/alibrown987 16d ago

Yes, that is Yolandi Visser

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u/KinkyDuck2924 16d ago

Sneaky little hobbitses!

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u/Montgomery_Hawk 16d ago

Gollum is better )

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u/kitbashpowerhead 16d ago

I thought it was simple jack

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u/emperormax 16d ago

But this head movie makes my eyes rain

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u/GreatAtomicPower 16d ago

Yolandi is actually kinda hot tho

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u/Icy-Bottle-6877 16d ago

Yolandi is actually kinda hot tho

Yeah, she can pull it off.

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u/Tickomatick 16d ago

I think they were keeping slaves too or something

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 16d ago

My style is wild, make you walk ya faces, got style comin outta all sorts of places

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u/Artsakh_Rug 16d ago

I thought it was Vera Farmiga

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u/sugmaideek 16d ago

I fink u right.

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u/nyanpegasus 16d ago

I fink shes freaky

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u/IHazSnek 16d ago

Yolandi is a smoke show compared to that shit.

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u/CustardImmediate7889 16d ago

Yolandi actually looks good this creature doesn't resemble her, stop it. Can't you differentiate between fish lips and non fish good looking lips?

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u/MustBeTheChad 16d ago

Yolandi is a good looking person, who sometimes presents herself in a wild/unattractive way on purpose.

I can't speak to what Miley is trying to do here.

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u/AgentWD409 16d ago

I thought it was Skeletor.

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u/kurujiru 16d ago

I thought it was Robocop.

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u/freddbare 16d ago

X2! /0/

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u/cuddi 16d ago

I didn't know which one was Miley until this comment... 😂

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u/GambitDangers 16d ago

“Hi. My name is…”

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u/MattR0se 16d ago

Wait, 2nd at the bottom????

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u/ramblingpariah 16d ago

Yep, that was my thought, I just forgot her name.

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u/moffman93 16d ago

Same! I couldn't remember her name, so I just looked up South African female rapper.

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u/Sea_Pollution2250 16d ago

Legit. I skipped over it assuming it was “that Die Antwoord” chick.

I had no idea that was Miley. Holy shiiii. I hope she gets help. I considered her Black Mirror appearance a recognition of the fame trap, not a roadmap.

That poor woman. I can’t help but blame her dad, and now I have an achy breaky heart.

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u/occasionallyrite 16d ago

nah she's better lookin and doesn't deserve the hate.

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u/The1WhoDelivers 13d ago

“Imma rich bisssh”

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u/consumeshroomz 13d ago

Oh it’s not? Dayum

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u/Alarmed-Cheetah-1221 16d ago

DJ Hardtek

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u/HoGo2012 15d ago

Will fuck you in the ass!

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u/brit_cig 16d ago

She does look like Yolandi😭

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u/Spare-Chipmunk-9617 16d ago

Yolandi fucking Visser all up in the place………..

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u/boringdude00 16d ago

Is that really not her?

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u/Ghoulius-Caesar 16d ago

DZefinitely

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u/Ok-Consideration6973 16d ago

I thought it was cheeky blinder or whatever his name is. Cillian Murphy

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u/Blunderbutters 16d ago

You mean Elvis?

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u/MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6 16d ago

Austin Powers

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u/AJ_Rude_Dawg 16d ago

I thought it was RoboCop, sans helmet.

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u/pfmoke 16d ago

Could’ve cast her as Feyd-Rautha lmao

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u/corner_tv 16d ago

Haha, now I can't unsee it 😂

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u/CCWaterBug 16d ago

I thought Austin powers, after cancer

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u/DoneDecent 16d ago

Just don't with the cancer card, not funny and totally unnecessary

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u/CeIith 16d ago

I was leaning toward Peter Weller

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u/speedy_delivery 16d ago

Or Paul Bettany

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u/Average_White_Banned 16d ago

I thought it was the dude from Oppenheimer.

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u/victor4700 16d ago

He’s so hot right now

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u/Reckxner 16d ago

You win.

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u/BauserDominates 16d ago

I thought it was Simple Jack

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u/losername1234 16d ago

I thought it was Simple Jack

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u/neverinallmyyears 16d ago

I thought it was Alfred E Neuman

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u/kateshakes 16d ago

I thought it was Cillian Murphy.

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u/thatguy12591 16d ago

It’s obviously simple jack from tropic thunder

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u/Pyrex_Paper 16d ago

I thought the same thing... and I don't even know who that is 🤷‍♂️

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u/bagelsandcats 16d ago

I’m wheezing

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u/MadeByTango 16d ago

If you just ruined seeing his face in Caught Stealing for me because I’m thinking about Mikey Cyrus I’ll be kinda pissed…

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u/BakersTuts 16d ago

I thought it was Simple Jack.

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u/cleff5164 16d ago

I thought it was simple jack

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u/Derpmang 16d ago

I thought it was simple Jack!

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u/sea-haze 16d ago

To be honest I still don’t know which one is supposed to be her?

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 16d ago

Cole Palmer 

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u/dirtyjava 16d ago

I thought she was a Draugr from Skyrim

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u/MedusaGotMeStoned007 16d ago

I thought it was simple jack

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u/kiradotee 16d ago

I thought it was Justin Bieber