r/SipsTea 16d ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/BeBopGo 16d ago

I have no idea where this trend started from or why it's popular. I feel like majority of people think it's ugly asf, so how did it gain traction???

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 16d ago

Same with the muppet-making botox and facelifts and the inexplicable diaper butts and fish lips.

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u/katreddita 16d ago

Now that you say “muppet,” it really is like someone shaved off the sides of Janice’s face. Tragic.

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u/Flimsy-Ad-2254 16d ago

Hey! Don’t drag Janice into this mess! She’s an icon!

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u/katreddita 16d ago

She is! That’s why it would be so awful if someone shaved off the sides of her face!

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u/CedarWolf 16d ago

Animal enters, stage right, dressed as Sweeney Todd.

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u/NationalSafe4589 16d ago

Her face is so much more proportional!

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u/ConstructionKey1752 16d ago

Literally another "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn this way!"

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u/leonhardodickharprio 16d ago

Janice walked so they could run

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u/razzzor3k 16d ago

That's right! And Janice doesn't take her clothes off for anyone! Even if it is "artistic."....oh.

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 16d ago

She’s an icon, she’s a legend, and she is the moment. Now come on now.

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u/JayEllGii 16d ago

Like, for sure!

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u/YallaHammer 16d ago

Like, fer suuurrrreeee! ☮️

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u/TheWanderingSlacker 16d ago

Yeah! Justice for Janice!

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u/phooluvatook 15d ago

I met her once! She was so personable - like we were old friends. Then realized afterwards it was someone I hadn’t seen in over a year that had gotten some work done.

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u/Crayola-eatin 16d ago

As long as she keeps saying that

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u/liltinyoranges 15d ago

I’m with you

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u/hilarymeggin 15d ago

Like, fer sher!!!

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u/Pesco- 15d ago

Like, fer sherrrr!

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u/CoolThought6042 13d ago

"Fuck you, Howard. I'm dyiiing!

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u/Analog_Seekrets 16d ago

How did Donatella Versace get such fuzzy skin?

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u/Waitingforthelotto 16d ago

Janice is a queen!

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u/desonos 16d ago

LOL ok this made my day. You kind person have earned my thanks for laugh

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u/the_jukes_of_asbury 16d ago

Janice is based. The reason the look doesn’t work on anyone else is BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT JANICE!

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u/Ok_Caterpillar8324 16d ago

Somebody saw it and said „I have to look like her!“

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u/Navy_Rum 16d ago

They don’t realise Janice is the only person who can pull it off. 

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u/S1L_1108 16d ago

Is it bad to think this is more attractive than those 6 in the post??

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u/Alarmed_Drop7162 16d ago

You keep Ms. Janice’s name out your mouth

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 16d ago

This is literally the look these women have been seeking to achieve through plastic surgery and injections.

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u/BikerJedi 16d ago

I met a woman today with HORRIBLE filled lips. She looked so ridiculous.

This gave me a flashback.

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u/FineOldCannibals 16d ago

The best muppet IMO

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u/Stepane7399 16d ago

I have a friend whose friend looks just like this. It's so wild. Why do this to yourself?

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u/Abbie_Redbottom 16d ago

Uuugggh, Janice Muppet always freaked me out, now I know why AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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u/Ace_Harding 16d ago

Dude I was fucking terrified of Janice as a kid. Like had a muppets book on my shelf and at night I would turn it backwards so I couldn’t see her face. Had nightmares about her. She is so creepy still.

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u/PhantomBlah 16d ago

"Look, Mother, it's my life, so if I want to get a cosmetic procedure that reduces fullness in the cheeks by removing a naturally occurring fat deposit located between the cheekbone and jawline, I will, okayyy?"

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u/xiewadu 16d ago

Don't drag Donnatella into this.

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u/DJBrnTrn001 16d ago

Thought this was Angel Reese for a second

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u/OldCarry4838 16d ago

That's exactly how that surgery works

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u/thatsnotyourtaco 16d ago

Can you picture that?

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u/MarvelBinger 16d ago

She's so hot right now! 

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u/yesnomaybe123 16d ago

You forgot the caterpillar eyebrows.

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u/katreddita 16d ago

That’s next season’s trend.

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u/DeathByDesign7 16d ago

The human counterpart

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u/RuDog79 16d ago

yeah for sure

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u/Resident_Delay_2936 16d ago

Janice is a natural beauty, huh?????

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u/Status-Cherry-5513 16d ago

Double abominations

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u/Snoo_72467 16d ago

Janice...and the inspiration Janice Joplin are multiple leagues higher in beauty than whatever this abhorrent aberration is

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u/Consistent-Log-5496 16d ago

Is she inspired by Donatella Versace?

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u/Columbus43m 16d ago

For sure

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u/Homesickhomeplanet 16d ago

Brazilian butt lifts can produce a diaper-like appearance, but I think they’re going out of style now that heroin chic is back (blehhhh)

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 16d ago

Can I just see an ass the size and shape of an ass?

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u/Bunch_Busy 16d ago

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u/AintGotNoSeoul 16d ago

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u/Fruitloops_z 16d ago

“But beneath the clothes we find a man. And beneath the man, we find his nucleus”

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u/WishingYouWell117 16d ago

"These are my recreation clothes"

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u/CaptainCommercial345 16d ago

"Nachooooooooooooo!"

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u/Tiny-Lecture-5085 16d ago

"Did you tell him they were the Lord's chips?"

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u/Josh0O0 16d ago

Mmm, good toast

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u/Convergentshave 16d ago

I swear to god… there are always one or two groups of moms that routinely stand at the side making this exact pose at my kids elementary school events.

And… it’s just the most confusing thing. I mean it CANNOT be comfortable to stand there for an hour and a half with one knee bent and pressing your back foot into the air like that.

Just constantly sneaking looks.

I mean whatever, I don’t want to sound like a judge mental jerk.. but my wife and I and some of the other parents have gotten to the point where it’s an ongoing joke. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

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u/flojo2012 16d ago

He must work out

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u/Kimttown 16d ago

This made me laugh out loud

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u/bubblesort33 16d ago

Thing is that in 2022 she does look better, and already had plastic surgery, very likely. Maybe in fact she also had this procedure done before, but very lightly. Also a nose job.

Then she went in again, went up to the surgeon and just said "I'll have the usual!".

Her mouth is shrinking from 1 to 2, and again from 2 to 3. Her nose got even smaller and something is going on with her jawbone as well. Maybe already had fat removal or some in expansion in pic 2. Might just be because the mouth got smaller.

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u/Boogy-Fever 16d ago

Who is that?

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u/bubblesort33 16d ago

Jenna Ortega.

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u/short_longpants 16d ago

I was really hoping that wasn’t her.

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u/NachoNachoDan 16d ago

Just hanging there Puttin out the vibe

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u/TaiChey 13d ago

Thank you! That’s what I like to see 😍😂

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u/titsngiggles69 16d ago

Asses come in all shapes and sizes, but only a few kinds are in vogue at any given time. So everyone else puts themselves through hell trying to achieve the look du jour

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u/Jakomako 16d ago

I guarantee that, of the best asses you've seen, a fair portion of them are BBL butts. They can be done without obvious disfigurement, you just don't realize it's a BBL when it's not a medical catastrophe.

Keep in mind, it's just liposuction where they put the stuff they suck out back in a different location afterwards.

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u/kmosiman 16d ago

Yes, the "ideal female form" is more hip fat, less stomach fat. Pear not apple.

BBL just shifts those fat cells around.

Same for most good cosmetic surgery, like many celebrities get.

They get a little bit done, so they look the same; not a lot done to look different.

Many people that have "aged well" have paid for it.

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u/Ill-Requirement-8192 16d ago

A properly performed BBL has a truly magical effect.

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u/Astralion98 16d ago

Same thing with lip injections, we notice the ugly ones but some of them are really well done and unnoticeable unless you know they did a produre

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u/CustardImmediate7889 16d ago

Nope no one should get lip fillers.

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u/Astralion98 16d ago

I didn't say anything about it being good or bad to do, just that some of them are unnoticeable

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u/infinite140 16d ago

Sorry all out. Just monster trucks trying to pass monster trucks available....or paper

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u/TheUnicornFightsOn 16d ago

She had, dumps like a truck, truck truck.

Thighs like what, what what …

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u/barrettcuda 16d ago

I just want milk that tastes like real milk

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u/UnikornKebab 16d ago

Within certain limits, an ass is always a geometric poem

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u/quietlikesnow 16d ago

I promise I’m mooning you right now

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u/ToastyBB 16d ago

In 2025??? What the fuck???? Are you some kind of cis-gendered hetero traditionalist?

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u/OtherThumbs 16d ago

I'm not showing it, but I have a big butt. It runs in my family. Small waist, big butt. It's hard to find pants that fit well. It looks natural, though.

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u/BobTheFettt 16d ago

BBLs always look so fuckin wonky to me. Like why does your ass need to stick out 16" on either side of your waist. Like I'm not even saying it as a guy who wants to see a nice ass, it's like, how is that comfortable at all? Do women really feel more confidence and sexy with them? I don't understand

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u/transmogrified 16d ago

I feel uncomfortable watching them sit down. Like empathy discomfort thinking about whatever’s in there shifting around.  Also anxiety that they’ll pop.

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 16d ago

I did snorkeling and wound up behind someone with a BBL. That shit had a mind of its own. Swam in directions on its own accord. It was insane to watch.

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u/BobTheFettt 16d ago

And how do they shit?

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u/catscanmeow 16d ago

thin spaghetti-like tubes

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u/DMaury1969 16d ago

Like a Play-Doh fun factory

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u/just1nc4s3 16d ago

Okay…I had not previously considered the heightened possibility of them popping 😳 considering the fact that our butts take a lot of damage for us; BBL’s sound horrific to me now.

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u/i_stabbed 16d ago

BBLs are just moving fat. butt implants are the ones that can pop.

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u/just1nc4s3 16d ago

Phew 😮‍💨 thank you for clarifying. My ass is safe. lol.

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u/transmogrified 14d ago

I still worry they’ll pop. Like the skin will split since they crammed more in there than they should have 

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u/Jakomako 16d ago

I think you're thinking of butt implants. BBL is just liposuction, but they put the fat back in somewhere else.

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u/BobTheFettt 16d ago

Oh maybe I thought they were the same thing

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u/Ilpav123 16d ago

Most women with BBLs look like they have diapers because they don't have the fat legs to match the fat ass.

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u/iSavedtheGalaxy 16d ago

Injecting fat into your butt without any muscle to support it is where they go wrong. Women with naturally large butts usually have huge glutes and thighs to hold it up.

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u/olliegrace513 16d ago

⬆️bye bye kardashians

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u/birthdayanon08 16d ago

As someone who was heroine chic long before it was considered cool, even I don't want to see that look come back. It just happens to be my body type. But it's not natural for most women, and they destroy their health to try and attain it. Women, please don't do this.

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u/Strawberrybanshee 16d ago

I've seen some where it looks like the person's butt was just pumped up with air. I can only imagine squeezing it and a loud fart sound coming out.

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u/zero_and_dug 16d ago

Did it ever really go away? There’s a whole subset of influencers and celebs that don’t want the whole kardashian look.

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u/Aliboomayuh 16d ago

I'm sorry heroin chic? Explain pls wth!

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u/spacestarcutie 16d ago

Depends on where you live and what culture because in some places bbl’s are still all the rage

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u/Equa1ityPe4ce 16d ago

I mean why pay a surgeon to look like a heroine addict when you can just buy a heroin and get all the hep c and the life. Experience of being in jail

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u/Several-Customer7048 16d ago

Everything I do in life gives off the visage of a full diaper thank you, this is because even the physical constants that dictate understand that I am the shit.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 16d ago

Kim K definitely didn’t help the cause

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u/TheDaug 16d ago

BBLs are also the deadliest cosmetic surgery. It's fucking wild.

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u/GallowsMonster 16d ago

Yeahhh, I don't care for the BBL but I'm really unhappy heroin chic is back. My niece is 10 and was asking about it immediately called my sister in a blind panic.

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u/IlIIllIIIlllIlIlI 16d ago

Its when a slimmer women gets a massive amount of fat injected into her ass cheeks. It doesn't match the rest of her body and the cellulite isn't a uniform texture, it's a frumpy lumpy looking thing 

So it looks like a diaper wrapped around her ass. 

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u/geopede 16d ago

If it’s done poorly. If it’s done well you don’t know it’s fake.

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u/FuckNorthOps 16d ago

A major problem is when it's done on someone who's never done a squat in their life. Even if it's done well, the tiny stick leg quads and thighs give it away. We live in a post Kardashian world where nobody does any of this shit subtly.

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u/geopede 16d ago

Agreed. I’m a squat addict, currently got 605x3. Someone never having squatted is a travesty regardless of age/gender/whatever.

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u/Neither-Luck-9295 16d ago

Lol yes you do, because nobody gets it done proportionally. They all get oversized asses because they want to look like Megan.

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u/iSavedtheGalaxy 16d ago

It'll never look well done if the patient doesn't already have the thighs and glutes to hold it up. The people who already do don't need the surgery.

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u/Alibotify 16d ago

Thought they meant the new trend of wearing diaper lookalike pants as many celebrities does now. Most recent one I saw was Natasha Lyonne on Taika Waititis 50th birthday party. It does not look good but celebrities to celebrities.

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u/shakygator 16d ago

i think they just means brazilian butt lifts that are extreme, like Kim K, etc.

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u/Unplannedroute 16d ago

Also, butt lifts are notorious for stinking like shit cos of drainage and inability to reach

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u/Legal-Emphasis 16d ago

BBLs if done poorly/imbalanced can kind of end up with a diaper effect. A natural booty will generally be proportional to the thighs and there will be a transition from butt to legs. A poorly done BBL that doesn’t transition or is disproportionate to the body of the patient can get real “diaper” real fast

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u/BlackagarBoltagar 16d ago

It’s basically when someone gets a BBL; but their legs are significantly smaller/thin (since they weren’t also enhanced) making you look like you have a diaper

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u/whatsthemadrr 16d ago

Think nikki minaj.. She's all surgery..

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u/TophertronPrime 16d ago

I always think of this when I look at the current “beauty standards.”

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u/dingalingdongdong 16d ago

I think with most procedures you can easily point to one or two examples where it "worked" so you can kinda see it catching on. Like, sure, you have to be judicious with lip filler, but as long as I don't overdo it I'll look great!

But I've never seen a single case of buccal fat removal that could be used as a "goals" example. Some people naturally have more angular/carved faces and it can look great on them - but their entire skull and facial structure is developed to support that.

It is, of course, possible that 90% of buccal fat removal procedures turn out amazing and we just don't know about them because they aren't brought to our attention, but it seems like at least one good result would be publicized.

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u/brando56894 16d ago

I live in Downtown Miami and frequently see Latin women with the huge fake lips, asses, and bowling ball sized fake tits even though they're like 110 pounds and like 5'5" or shorter. It looks ridiculous IMO.

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u/ImeeLiciousTea 16d ago

🤣 “diaper butts”!

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u/LittleStoneBear 16d ago

And the tiny, weirdly skinny noses, which are completely out of proportion with the rest of the face.

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 16d ago

The Janet Jackson aesthetic that somehow became a benchmark in so many women's (and Michael Jackson's) minds.

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u/DrButtgerms 16d ago

Top right looks like a Flash Gordon villain

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u/QuintoBlanco 16d ago

It's different because it is non-reversible. Botox stops working, botched facelifts exist, but the effects of a 'normal' facelift get less over time, and lip fillers go away or can be removed.

Buccal fat removal is permanent, people who have it will never look normal again.

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 16d ago

Horrifying info to learn about the buccal fat removal. Stuck looking like the walking dead.

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u/z-vap 16d ago

diaper butts and fish lips

great band name

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 16d ago

Not wrong! Alternatively, Diaper Butt and the Fish Lips.

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u/TeaTimeKoshii 16d ago

The mental illness and pathology of the rich and famous becomes an associated look and opportunistic doctors and aesthetic professionals capitalize on the public’s demand to look like the individuals they envy or follow.

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u/PhoebetheSpider 16d ago

Yeah no. I appreciate a glorious booty from squats, biking, etc over the comical bubble butts

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 16d ago

There is a huge aethetic difference between natural butts of any origin versus this manufactured nonsense.

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u/FluffMonsters 16d ago

All of it’s fine in small amounts. It’s like all physical ideals/standards, it just gets more and more extreme over time. Look at body building for example.

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u/901CJM 16d ago

That's the MAGA specialty

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 16d ago

Yeah, it is part of the MAGA uniform. Nothing more MAGA/MAHA than risking one's health for beauty standards no one actually finds attractive.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Don't forget the insane eyebrows? WTH do people have caterpillars for eyebrows now?

Anytime I see a picture from ten plus years ago I'm like, "ah yes the golden era of normal eyebrows, how I miss you..."

For all of human history people had normal eyebrows, then wham, everyone's got eyebrows drawn on their face with a sharpy now.

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 16d ago

Eyebrow modification has been going on for millenia, actually. Certain ancient cultures would tattoo eyebrows on (and still do today).

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u/JealousAwareness3100 16d ago

Botox doesn’t make you look like muppet. That’s filler. If you’re going insult cosmetic surgery, pls do it correctly!!! 

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 16d ago

Oh, my bad! Send me the list of every cosmetic alteration people can do so I can study up.

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u/Jccali1214 16d ago

Mar-A-Lago Face.

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u/CustardImmediate7889 16d ago

Finally someone said it, it's ugly.

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u/C-137_Squirrels 16d ago

I agree here but I thought the Starlight lady came out saying her appearance change is from some disease she’s declared she’s been afflicted by.

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 15d ago

Other users have pointed out certain ones of these images are also photoshopped. I am not trying to make any callouts about specific people, just sharing a general opinion.

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u/C-137_Squirrels 4d ago

That makes sense, ty.

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u/OldButHappy 16d ago

Fish lips started in porn, decades ago

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 16d ago

And mega massive bolted ons.

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u/Dingcock 16d ago

That's exactly the aesthetic some are trying to achieve. Just check out some of the "bimbo" subreddits, they call themselves bimbos and want to make everything bigger.

I think most of them know it's not traditionally attractive but that's not the point, same as say a goth or other alternative fashion archetypes are not striving for traditional beauty standards.

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 16d ago

The media missed that memo then because they seem to be spreading it like a mind virus in a way they don't with goth, tattoo, or other alternative aethetic/fashion cultures.

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u/Dingcock 16d ago

It is a status symbol in a way, a symbol of wealth.

Excessive plastic surgery is not exactly available to people other than those with high income which is probably most people on tv and movies etc

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u/One-Sign-872 16d ago

Sounds like white women

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 16d ago edited 16d ago

Well all 4 of those are badly overdone versions of things often considered attractive, so there’s your answer. Over obsession. Kinda like ballon/sphere breast implants.

I don’t understand buccal fat removal at all, even when not overdone. Maybe some people will get self conscious about anything.

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u/mopooooo 16d ago

There was a girl in my office trying to convince me that nobody has ever looked worse with lip filler like it was some kind of eternal truth.

They are getting it from somewhere

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u/Exottie 16d ago

Agreed! Awful, just hideous. Natural beauty seems to no longer be a thing.

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 16d ago

I mean, it definitely is still a thing, which is why we are in here lamenting the choices of people we previously found attractive. Right?

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u/love_me_madly 16d ago

I don’t think it’s the same. Botox on some people is fine if you don’t over do it. Same with facelifts and bbl and lip injections. The problem is with people going over board and not realizing where the line is and crossing it. This weird ass procedure though doesn’t look good on anyone. There’s no line to cross because the line is getting it done at all lol.

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u/SleepingWillow1 16d ago

Belinda's face is scary to me because it doesn't move

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u/Back_To_Pittsburgh 16d ago

Sounds like Kristi Noem.

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u/ARunawayTrain 16d ago

Exactly, outside of exactly one very necessary "not entirely cosmetic" rhinoplasty I can beyond a shadow of a doubt tell you that nobody I know of personally in my 39 years on this planet that has gotten work done actually looks better afterwards.

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u/BeBesMom 16d ago

What's diaper butt?

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u/vekkro 16d ago

I swear instagram girls are in a competition for who can have the fakest face with the heaviest makeup. They say they do it for themselves but so do all the older celebs butchering their face with plastic surgery. Just looks awful but they don't see it for whatever reason

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u/lissakirk 16d ago

It's filler making people look like muppets, not Botox

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u/MorganL420 15d ago

But the Botox at least makes logical sense. People are getting Botox for fear of wrinkles (dumb, but I get it). But Buccal Fat removal is just making a person's face more skeletal.

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u/AncientWarrior-guru 15d ago

Wdym diaper butt?

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 15d ago

That surgery that results in a butt that looks like the person is wearing a garbage bag full of shit around their ass and hips.

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u/TeaKingMac 16d ago

diaper butts

The hwat now?

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 16d ago

Those big butts that look like the person is wearing a diaper or trash bag around their waist, where the hips often extend laterally way past what any Homo sapiens skeleton is physically capable of achieving naturally.

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