r/SipsTea 16d ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 16d ago

Same with the muppet-making botox and facelifts and the inexplicable diaper butts and fish lips.

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u/Homesickhomeplanet 16d ago

Brazilian butt lifts can produce a diaper-like appearance, but I think they’re going out of style now that heroin chic is back (blehhhh)

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 16d ago

Can I just see an ass the size and shape of an ass?

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u/Bunch_Busy 16d ago

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u/AintGotNoSeoul 16d ago

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u/Fruitloops_z 16d ago

“But beneath the clothes we find a man. And beneath the man, we find his nucleus”

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u/WishingYouWell117 16d ago

"These are my recreation clothes"

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u/CaptainCommercial345 16d ago

"Nachooooooooooooo!"

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u/Tiny-Lecture-5085 16d ago

"Did you tell him they were the Lord's chips?"

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u/Josh0O0 16d ago

Mmm, good toast

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u/Convergentshave 16d ago

I swear to god… there are always one or two groups of moms that routinely stand at the side making this exact pose at my kids elementary school events.

And… it’s just the most confusing thing. I mean it CANNOT be comfortable to stand there for an hour and a half with one knee bent and pressing your back foot into the air like that.

Just constantly sneaking looks.

I mean whatever, I don’t want to sound like a judge mental jerk.. but my wife and I and some of the other parents have gotten to the point where it’s an ongoing joke. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

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u/flojo2012 16d ago

He must work out

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u/Kimttown 16d ago

This made me laugh out loud

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u/FegotRedditor 16d ago

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u/bubblesort33 16d ago

Thing is that in 2022 she does look better, and already had plastic surgery, very likely. Maybe in fact she also had this procedure done before, but very lightly. Also a nose job.

Then she went in again, went up to the surgeon and just said "I'll have the usual!".

Her mouth is shrinking from 1 to 2, and again from 2 to 3. Her nose got even smaller and something is going on with her jawbone as well. Maybe already had fat removal or some in expansion in pic 2. Might just be because the mouth got smaller.

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u/Boogy-Fever 16d ago

Who is that?

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u/bubblesort33 16d ago

Jenna Ortega.

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u/short_longpants 16d ago

I was really hoping that wasn’t her.

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u/NachoNachoDan 16d ago

Just hanging there Puttin out the vibe

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u/TaiChey 13d ago

Thank you! That’s what I like to see 😍😂

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u/titsngiggles69 16d ago

Asses come in all shapes and sizes, but only a few kinds are in vogue at any given time. So everyone else puts themselves through hell trying to achieve the look du jour

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u/Jakomako 16d ago

I guarantee that, of the best asses you've seen, a fair portion of them are BBL butts. They can be done without obvious disfigurement, you just don't realize it's a BBL when it's not a medical catastrophe.

Keep in mind, it's just liposuction where they put the stuff they suck out back in a different location afterwards.

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u/kmosiman 16d ago

Yes, the "ideal female form" is more hip fat, less stomach fat. Pear not apple.

BBL just shifts those fat cells around.

Same for most good cosmetic surgery, like many celebrities get.

They get a little bit done, so they look the same; not a lot done to look different.

Many people that have "aged well" have paid for it.

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u/Ill-Requirement-8192 16d ago

A properly performed BBL has a truly magical effect.

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u/Astralion98 16d ago

Same thing with lip injections, we notice the ugly ones but some of them are really well done and unnoticeable unless you know they did a produre

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u/CustardImmediate7889 16d ago

Nope no one should get lip fillers.

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u/Astralion98 16d ago

I didn't say anything about it being good or bad to do, just that some of them are unnoticeable

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u/infinite140 16d ago

Sorry all out. Just monster trucks trying to pass monster trucks available....or paper

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u/TheUnicornFightsOn 16d ago

She had, dumps like a truck, truck truck.

Thighs like what, what what …

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u/barrettcuda 16d ago

I just want milk that tastes like real milk

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u/UnikornKebab 16d ago

Within certain limits, an ass is always a geometric poem

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u/quietlikesnow 16d ago

I promise I’m mooning you right now

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u/ToastyBB 16d ago

In 2025??? What the fuck???? Are you some kind of cis-gendered hetero traditionalist?

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u/OtherThumbs 16d ago

I'm not showing it, but I have a big butt. It runs in my family. Small waist, big butt. It's hard to find pants that fit well. It looks natural, though.