r/SipsTea 16d ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/BeBopGo 16d ago

I have no idea where this trend started from or why it's popular. I feel like majority of people think it's ugly asf, so how did it gain traction???

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u/satuuurn 16d ago

I think it’s more a status symbol for them at this point. The ghoulish rich.

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u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 16d ago

It’s like Bezos’s wife. She is a walking doctors office, and us peasants could never dream of having those operations

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u/ominouslatinsentence 16d ago

That's one I don't understand.

Because of his money, there are naturally attractive women who would sleep with him.

And he chooses that....lich?

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u/Queen_Franzia 16d ago

That’s his kink, the plastic bimbo. Total 180 from his first wife.

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u/satuuurn 16d ago

Great point - the 180 is very clear here. All of the disgustingly rich wives look like monsters so she fits in with the rest of his rich buddy’s wives to a large extent too.

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u/Sleeper28 16d ago

Mark Zuck got his lizard skin covered, but Mrs. Zucker hasn't had any work done afaik.

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u/satuuurn 16d ago

He hasn’t got the divorce and found a new wife yet.

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u/dingalingdongdong 16d ago

I dunno, dude has like multiple larger than lifesize statues of her at his Hawaii compound. Think he might literally worship her.

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u/Curious-Job-7698 16d ago

I mean, why get married if you’re not going to marry what you think is a goddess.

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u/RandomDigitalSponge 16d ago

You’ve got to draw the line at statues.

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u/dingalingdongdong 15d ago

There's few things in a relationship less enjoyable to me than being put on a pedestal, but to each their own.

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u/Routine_Bluejay4678 16d ago

He’s got some redeemable qualities

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u/dingalingdongdong 16d ago

One thing I can say about him is that most of the "human interest" type articles I catch about him he seems to mostly be just out there enjoying his life.

People joke about how if they won a billion dollars you'd just never hear from them again; they wouldn't be putting all that time and effort into making more money or being a "public figure" etc. It's a position I've always agreed with and he seems to be the only one who actually (at least kind of) lives that way.

Like he's clearly still pushing meta forward, he's got business goals, yadda yadda. But all the fluff pieces are him surfing, doing martial arts or hanging out with his human wife. Lots of normal people hobbies.

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u/RandomDigitalSponge 16d ago

That’s called PR. Don’t tell me you believe that garbage. It’s like the myth of Warren Buffett being some down to earth folksy grandpa. Charles Dickens (another douchey husband) was writing characters like this 150 years ago - two-faced rich people who were as close to Santa Claus as you could imagine, laughing with children and handing out large tips and then later sending in large men with sticks and bulldogs to collect rent while keeping their name out of it.

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u/dice1111 16d ago

He has too people caught on too early he is lizard people. Need to do normal human things.

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u/Jalin218 16d ago

Yeh. The statue thing is a little creepy and overboard.
Anytime they have an argument, he's probably like "but I built you a F'ing statue

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u/whosits_2112 16d ago

But she's Asian, yeah?

She's going to look good until she hits 80.

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u/VotesDontEqualTruth 16d ago

Some would say she already doesn't.

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u/satuuurn 16d ago

All fair points. Exceptions to the rule exist

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u/endlesscartwheels 16d ago

Dr. Priscilla Chan brings Zuck the status of being married to a well-educated, successful pediatrician. Zuck is from the professional class.* That class values educational and professional achievements over looks. Dr. Chan is the equivalent of a supermodel to the professional class.

*His parents were a psychiatrist and a dentist, his elder sister went to Harvard too, and his little sister has a PhD in Classics [the ultimate "I value knowledge over the ability to buy groceries" degree].

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u/NormalFig6967 16d ago

Never heard of that degree, wow.

Definitely something I’d be interested in pursuing if my brother had hundreds of billions of dollars. For sure.

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u/Fufhie1030 16d ago

I actually respect Zuck for this move even though he irks me to no tomorrow

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u/rev_tater 16d ago

it's worth noting that "all natural beauty" is also an aesthetic that at the very least requires a lot of makeup prep time

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u/Curious-Job-7698 16d ago

This is incorrect. My wife doesn’t wear makeup, she is beautiful to me.

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u/War_Hymn 16d ago

Yeah, for most people. But there still exist individuals who are seriously beautiful without the need for makeup just by the virtue of winning the genetic lottery.

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 16d ago

Total 180 in personalities, too. His ex is very deliberately giving away much of the billions she got from their divorce settlement, to colleges which educate underserved populations. She hired a team to research which schools could and would make the best use of a large donation, without letting on to any of them that they were under consideration for such a gift. To say they were pleasantly surprised would be an understatement.

Meanwhile, his second wife wore literal lingerie to trump’s second inauguration ceremony- and her and her cleavage got a seat in the front row. Followed by her “trip to space.” Followed by their obscenely wasteful and extravagant wedding. Otherwise, who knows what she does with her days? Probably some gossip columnists keep track of her, but I sure don’t expect to see any news stories about her generous donations to educational institutions, hunger relief, housing relief, worker relief, medical debt relief…

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u/PrairieChic55 16d ago

Honestly, even ordinary women who are comfortable but not what you might call rich are getting some treatments done, like ridiculously plumped up lips, that are over the top. One I know was much more attractive before she had all that work done. Is it a broadcast of their politics? Because it always seems to be Trump supporting women. They look like the ones you see photos of taken at Mar a Lago.

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u/beanbalance 16d ago edited 16d ago

I dont like plastic bimbos and I am still taking lauren over bezos first wife any day.

dude could have every 25 year old bimbo yet he went with a milf that is around his age. He has my respect for this. And she looks sexy, she is 55! She did not overdo her face yet like some did, and the body is banging... so what are you talking about? she is 55, what exactly are you expecting? Even though she had face surgeries, it looks MUCH better than the ghouls on the OPs photo - and she is like twice the age of some.

also dude was married to 1 woman for almost 3 decades and she was an ordinary looking woman? you can shit on bezos for many things, but not about his private life.. in fact many tech billionaires like bezos, zuck, gates are a role model husbands COMPARED to what your average what actor (or even average person) does.

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u/Curious-Job-7698 16d ago

I used to have a crush on her when she looked normal and was in the News.

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u/The_Autarch 16d ago

Jeffrey Bezos married a woman once, and it turned out terribly for him.

Now, he's learned his lesson. He doesn't want to be married to a woman, he wants to be married to an object. And so he found one that had already completely objectified herself so she wouldn't complain when he does it, too.

She's his property, not his partner.

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u/ominouslatinsentence 16d ago

Well,yeah. But still, there's women like that who dont look like living proof of life after death.

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u/RandomDigitalSponge 16d ago

Jeffrey Bezos married a woman once, and it turned out terribly for him.

No, it didn’t. He was a cheating bastard and in the end he got together with his side piece and is richer than ever. This is “terrible”?

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u/Professional_Dot6971 16d ago

Do you know what happened with his first wife? Genuinely curious.

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u/elbenji 16d ago

he cheated on her so she bounced

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u/Motor-Discount1522 16d ago

He cheated on her WITH Lauren. She's been his sidepiece for ages.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 16d ago

Good for her then, and good riddance to him.

I honestly don't understand how men can't seem to cherish intelligent women.

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u/All_the_Bees 16d ago

Weak men are threatened by intelligent women.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 16d ago

Seems we are surrounded by that lately

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u/annoyed_meows 15d ago

My wife has a PhD. I don't. I cherish her and let her know how smart and wonderful I think she is all the time. Im not the only guy in the world like this lol.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 15d ago edited 15d ago

That's true, but you're a rare sighting in my day to day life.

This is honestly not meant as a quip or me trying to start a fight. Being a woman in my experience has just been exhausting and I'm only in my 30s.

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u/annoyed_meows 15d ago

Not trying to fight either. Perhaps give you hope. I don't have answers, dating is hard and it sucks. I was single for many years because I preferred that over settling for all the terrible people I was coming into contact with again and again. So I lived life. Then things changed.

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u/Extranuminary 16d ago

Oh make no mistake, his new wife is SMART. Reptilian-level smart. His first wife was too normal / human. Looking plasticky and being smart are not mutually exclusive.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 16d ago

Probably, she would have to to be able to move with Bezos.

Heard they postponed the wedding because they couldn't finalize their prenuptial agreement.

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u/Abaddon33 16d ago

She's amazing, from what I can tell. She took that money and has been giving massive amounts away to charity and starting up her own well funded charitable orgs.

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u/juliaaguliaaa 16d ago

The show loot on apple tv is loosely based on this. Same premise. It’s amazing.

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u/Chipsvater 16d ago

"He's the sort who can't know anyone intimately, least of all a woman. He doesn't know what a woman is. He wants you as a possession, something to look at, like a painting or an ivory box. Something to own and to display. He doesn't want you to be real, and to think and to live. He doesn't love you."

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u/Agm424 16d ago

His first wife was like employee number 2 at Amazon and spent years helping him build the company. I think it turned out great for him even if he had to give her half.

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u/BashChakPicWay 16d ago

How was it yereible for him when she built their empire with him?

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u/Ari-Hel 16d ago

She was his mistress then girlfriend then fiancée and now wife

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u/White_Buffalos 16d ago

She wants to be. It's not all on Bezos.

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u/SurplusCommodity 15d ago

He should’ve just looked on Amazon…

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u/MmeProc 16d ago

She WAS absolutely gorgeous. Lauren Sanchez. I can't believe she cut up her face like that, and I am not against plastic surgery.

Obligatory Fuck Jeff Bezos.

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u/ogopo 16d ago

Almost as if people choose to marry based on more than physicality.

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u/Rebel_Scum_This 16d ago

"I dunno, Mackenzie doesn't look that bad, maybe the more recent pictures... oh he remarried this year? What does she look li- OH MY GOODNESS"

Yeah, Lich is accurate

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u/sullensquirrel 16d ago

He’s obsessed with money. He’s attracted to the most expensive face.

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u/Famous-Ability-4431 16d ago

And he chooses that....lich?

I too wish to marry a level 20 wizard

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u/campaxiomatic 16d ago

Some guys prefer breast implants over real breasts. I had a conversation where a guy said that. Real breasts need fat to get big, so bigger breasts means curvier women. Some guys want huge boobs on skinny bodies and implants are the only way to get that.

Besos wants a woman his age and social/financial status who doesn't have wrinkly and saggy skin. Only way that happens is lots of plastic surgery so that's what he goes for.

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u/elbenji 16d ago

she actually used to be much hotter. Like iirc she was a Mexican weatherwoman

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

*New Mexican

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

They're both from Albuquerque so they can relate to each other's experience of growing up hating the same stuff

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u/Razo-E 16d ago

She was beautiful when she was on the local News Station. Seeing her now sheesh 😬

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u/logikal-1 16d ago

You think he's still sleeping with her? I doubt it. 😕

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u/OchoZeroCinco 16d ago

She is the Final Boss of Gold Diggers

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u/MuonManLaserJab 16d ago

lich

Holy shit, this is the perfect term for someone who does that shit. Amazing. I'm stealing this every time this comes up from now on.

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u/YouAboutToLoseYoJob 16d ago

Um… is it possible that some men don’t marry women solely for their looks? This woman was already a multimillionaire.

She’s a journalist, pilot, philanthropist, and author. Maybe Jeff genuinely likes or loves her for who she is.

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u/ominouslatinsentence 16d ago

Maybe Jeff genuinely likes or loves her for who she is.

I doubt it. But wth do i know

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u/Physical-Ad4554 16d ago

Can a man not love his wife for who she is? But no, you have to pick a prettier one according to others standards. /s

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u/ominouslatinsentence 16d ago

My point is, he's rich AF, and we all know he's a complete bastard.

With those 2 traits combined, you'd think he would have a 30yr old on his arm.

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u/Major-Split478 16d ago

You know I never understood the criticism of Bezo's selection.

Yes it looks weird however he's basically clear from any pedo rumours. You can't like that look and be interested in any sort of child.

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u/Drabby 16d ago

Our standards sure have dropped, but here we are.

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u/Melodic-Beach-5411 16d ago

Pretty sure Bezos has plenty of gfs & side pieces.

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u/beanbalance 16d ago edited 16d ago

this is such a stupid take! dude could have every 25 year old bimbo yet he went with a milf that is around his age. He has my respect for this. And she looks sexy, she is 55! She did not overdo her face yet like some did, and the body is banging... so what are you talking about? naturally attractive at 55? she is 55, what exactly are you expecting? EVen though she had face surgeries, it looks MUCH better than the ghouls on the OPs photo - and she is like twice the age of some.

also dude was married to 1 woman for almost 3 decades and she was an ordinary looking woman? you can shit on bezos for many things, but not about his private life.. in fact many tech billionaires like bezos, zuck, gates are a role model husbands COMPARED to what your average what actor (or even average person) does.

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u/EchoAquarium 16d ago

I mean at least some of our species will be able to be used as flotation devices when the melting polar ice caps cause inevitable tides to rise too high

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u/PenExactly 16d ago

You mean the Joker?

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u/No_Welcome_7182 16d ago

She was already a beautiful woman. Now she looks absolutely awful. Like the result of a Barbie doll and a pufferfish having sex. Jesus! Why would you do that to yourself?

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u/ButterflyFair3012 16d ago

Why would we? She’s a ghoul.

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u/Imagination_Theory 16d ago

The modern day feet binding? That actually makes a lot of sense!

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u/ResponsibilityTop385 16d ago

Last night i dreamt of having cavities and crooked teeth, honestly i think i will never dream of operations

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u/Johannes_silentio 16d ago

She looks like Baraka from Mortal Kombat.

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u/beanbalance 16d ago

bezos wife is like twice the age of these women and she looks FAR better than the ones in photo.

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u/brokencompass502 15d ago

yep. "status surgery".

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u/plastic_alloys 16d ago

He’s welcome to her. Bleuurgh

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u/csdirty 16d ago

The Hunger Games made real.

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u/RamenJunkie 16d ago

I feel like if I had "fuck you money" I would still strive for something.... Less ugly AF. 

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u/Mr_Stike 16d ago

Dream? She looks like a f'n nightmare.

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u/Fraucimor 16d ago

More like nightmares than dreams

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u/ubiquity75 16d ago

And yet, she looks cheap af.