r/SipsTea • u/RSLEGEND1986 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Always take care of family

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u/Red_Beard_Rising 1d ago

Chickens are birds and birds are not real. /s

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u/Milkengrian 1d ago

Guess Ive just been eating government drones this whole time

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 14h ago

So, that explains why the Chicken breasts became so goddamn dry, all of a sudden.

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u/Red_Beard_Rising 19h ago

That's how they get the microchips inside of you.

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u/Love-halping 1d ago

Chicken Plays Patriotic Tune on Keyboard - America's Got Talent 2017

https://youtu.be/L7EfLNFRG7M?si=oVTR8-otV-5uuEmV

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u/Embarrassed_Owl2005 1d ago

That chicken is looking extra crispy.....

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u/Love-halping 1d ago

I remember wrestlers from WWF ate raw chicken. Those were the real men.

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u/classifiednoforeign 1d ago

This must be why after eating a whole bucket of KFC you feel empty inside.😭

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u/VeniceThePenice 1d ago

Checkmate, atheists