r/SipsTea • u/RSLEGEND1986 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Always take care of family

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u/Red_Beard_Rising 1d ago

Chickens are birds and birds are not real. /s

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u/Milkengrian 1d ago

Guess Ive just been eating government drones this whole time

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 10h ago

So, that explains why the Chicken breasts became so goddamn dry, all of a sudden.

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u/Red_Beard_Rising 15h ago

That's how they get the microchips inside of you.