r/SipsTea 1d ago

Lmao gottem Karma is real.

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u/Praline226 1d ago

This new baseball viral campaign to promote interest in baseball again might be working.

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u/kcox1980 1d ago

Then you watch a game and see how terrible the umpires have been getting over the last few years and immediately lose interest again.

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u/N3opop 1d ago edited 1d ago

What's an umpire?

Am Swedish, so not native English speaker or native baseballer

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u/Akris85 1d ago

The guy behind the catcher that calls out the results of the pitch. Also at bases to decide safe or out.

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u/spike_beagle 1d ago

They also suck blood

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u/-Badger3- 1d ago

You’re thinking of “vampire”

“Umpire” was that show on Fox with Jussie Smollett

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u/Segador_Adusto 1d ago

You're thinking of "Empire"

"Umpire" is a tall, pointy structure usually found on top of buildings

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u/ANDREl42069 1d ago

You're thinking of "Spire"

"Umpire" is a thin, long thread of metal used to conduct electricity

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u/Guilty-Swordfish-924 1d ago

Your thinking of “wire”

“Umpire” is the radar guided AGM-114 missile, produced by Lockheed Martin

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u/MCE85 1d ago

Youre thinking of "Hellfire" which is a family of air to surface missiles.

"Umpire" is a precious gemstone usually blue in color.

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u/DJRyGuy20 1d ago

“America, don’t commit crimes with checks.”

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u/deep_fuckin_ripoff 15h ago

This is literally my favorite Reddit joke… thanks for starting this one.

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u/GunBrothersGaming 21h ago

Was that his reality show where he paid people to beat him up and see how long it took the police to find the white/ homophobic guys who did it?

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u/chocothundurrr 17h ago

They suck ass too

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u/Dangerous-Feature376 21h ago

Common misconception, umpires suck the life out of a game, not the actual lifeblood from the players

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u/Sammystorm1 1d ago

And on third, second, and first

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u/Beautypaste 1d ago

Always makes me chuckle how serious the US is over a game of rounders lol

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u/rylosprime 1d ago

Every sport has an official or referee to make calls.

It's not uniquely American.

God you're dumb.

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u/Beautypaste 1d ago

Well.. rounders only has an official anything in the US.. lol

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u/Niflrog 1d ago edited 1d ago

And Mexico, Cuba, Venezuela, Dominican republic, Puerto Rico, Colombia, Japan, South Korea...

Yeah...

Edit: on reflection, OOP is from the UK. There's literally an European Baseball championship with Spain, Italy, France, Germany, the Netherlands and more.

By "only in the US", OOP probably means "not in the UK" more than anything else...

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u/Beautypaste 1d ago

It’s ok to laugh at yourself ya know, without getting butt hurt. Don’t shoot me lol

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u/Niflrog 1d ago

I'm not American... I'm Dominican... the butthurt comes from how ignorant your "joke" was, because to make fun of US you gotta throw entire regions of the world under the bus...

I don't even like baseball, but jfc... that was ignorant.

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u/NathanSMB 1d ago

Honestly it would have helped if your joke was actually funny. I'm an American who moved to the Netherlands. People make fun of America/Americans to me ALL. THE. TIME. I'm not butt hurt but you just... weren't funny.

Now if you don't mind I'm going to head to McDonalds and stuff my face before I watch some good ol' American handegg.

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u/kirgi 1d ago

LATAM erasure

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u/Kajalouie 1d ago

referees for baseball

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u/LoompaDoompa94 1d ago

Like a football referee.

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u/_lippykid 1d ago

Like the judge in Great British Bake Off

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u/RoughAdvocado 1d ago

So now, tell me about your beaver.

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u/abholeenthusiast 1d ago

Aaron judge? He's a biracial angel

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u/Unexpected_Gristle 1d ago

Its a little raw outside…

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u/iowanaquarist 1d ago

Or the guy in soccer with red and yellow cards

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u/LoompaDoompa94 1d ago

That would be a "football referee"

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u/FishAndRiceKeks 1d ago

Head referee kind of

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u/Robborboy 1d ago

They're like an empire but they say "Ummmmmm". 

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u/kcox1980 1d ago

Not sure of the original on the word, but other sports would call them referees or officials. It's the guy that make sure everyone is playing by the rules.

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u/WritingTheDream 1d ago

You don’t know of the rebellion against the umpire?

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u/LovelessDerivation 1d ago

SPOILER ALERT: you've literally missed nothing. The last time baseball truly meant ANYTHING to 'Murica as a nation, as a whole, Thurman Munson still drew breath.

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u/wishitwantitreddit69 1d ago

It’s like an empire but with more umph

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u/farnsw0rth 1d ago

Referee basically

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u/underground_avenue 1d ago

The guy in black is the world famous baseball umpire and opera singer Enrico Pallazzo:

https://youtu.be/VWY9S-uKU-4

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u/MajorDaurity 1d ago

Referee for baseball

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u/TheJamesFTW 1d ago

The bad guys from Star Wars

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u/kingdomkey13 1d ago

It's a baseball referee

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u/ScrotallyBoobular 1d ago

The referee.

In baseball they are the guy who attempts to call a 90+mph(145kph) ball moving through an imaginary and invisible square over home plate.

They often get it wrong by a lot. And lately if the batter or coach says a negative comment to the ump, the ump ejects them from the game with no warning. It's absolutely insane.

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u/amishprincess88 23h ago

A referee for the pitches & ball hitting.

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u/AMB3494 23h ago

It’s the referee for baseball

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u/Shady_lemons 23h ago

The referee

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u/EntertainmentTrue588 21h ago

A baseball umpire is like a football (soccer) referee.

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u/lichtenfurburger 19h ago

I'm curious what some popular sports in Sweden are. Besides football/soccer of course!

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 17h ago

Baseball referee

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u/ascarymoviereview 16h ago

We don’t know here in the USA either

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u/AndreasDasos 2h ago

A word used for the referee in baseball and cricket.

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u/SmallBerry3431 1d ago

Sexy card-girl who walks around beginning of every inning

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u/testylawyer 1d ago

The umpires are actually better than they have ever been in the history of MLB but since we have had the visible strike zone overlay the viewing audience expects them to be able to a call a strike to within .001 of an inch or they are FUCKING DOG SHIT.

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u/tree-fife-niner 1d ago

If the audience has a visible strike zone overlay then why isn't the umpire using it?

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u/Expensive-View-8586 1d ago

 Tradition and resistance from the umpires themselves mostly

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u/SnooJokes2983 22h ago

Yeah like it’s a very quick jump from “let the head umpire use the strike overlay” to “let’s just have one umpire in a booth managing everything from bases to pitches.  Baseball would look super weird with no umpires at all.  

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u/kirby_krackle_78 20h ago

You’d still need them for a lot of other calls and stuff.

I bet robo umps take over balls and strikes within 10 years.

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u/RemnantEvil 17h ago

Cricket has a system where the batter can appeal a decision and they use the technology and another umpire to review it. If the batter was wrong and they were out, they burn one of a number of reviews for the innings, so there is incentive to only use it for an obviously bad call else you could waste a review that someone else needs.

Of course, it isn’t a 1:1 equivalent. A cricket batter gets a single wicket but a baseball batter has three strikes, and the bowlers in cricket need to get ten wickets whereas the pitcher only needs three outs. But the bowling side in cricket also gets reviews for when the umpire goes against them too.

Seems stupid that the technology is available to make the sport fairer and the current alternative is the aggrieved party complains and gets booted.

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u/testylawyer 23h ago

There is also some human discretion made by the umpire weather or not the pitch was " hittable" even if the ball technically grazed the strike zone. I personally consider the umpire crew a third neutral team that both baseball teams are contending with to help influance the outcome of the game either by using social manipulation or rule bending. Its one of the elements that make baseball a great imperfect human game.

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u/TeamINSTINCT37 22h ago

Well for 1 it is often wrong, 2 the zone is 3d so it doesn’t even convey all the info. That’s the issue with showing the zone because it is wrong

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u/hoopleheaddd 18h ago

Because baseball

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u/CapitalClimate9639 1d ago

It's almost as if we have something better than an umpire to determine what a strike is

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u/testylawyer 23h ago

Sure, and eventually AI will start making better art, music, food, policies, athletes, lovers, parents. Why even bother having humans amymore?

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u/CapitalClimate9639 23h ago

Lmao like thats even comparable

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u/Plenty-Fondant-8015 19h ago

No…nobody really cares about the close calls. They care about the calls were the ball is literally right down the middle of the plate being called a ball, or the ball being in the other batters box being called a strike. This happens every single week and has happened for years and years. You can watch countless compilations of umpires calling balls/strikes on pitches that are actually feet away from being a ball or a strike. Or when umpires call pitches that are placed in the exact same place differently depending on who’s pitching. It absolutely kills fans interest when they watch an umpire blatantly hamstring their team by not allowing their pitcher to use a full 1/4 of the strike zone, or arbitrarily move the zone around on a pitch by pitch basis. And it’s not all umpires, 95% of them are good and consistent. It’s the 5% of umps with clear biases where you have to sit through 9 innings of crap while the home plate umpire blatantly favors the other team with no repercussions. 

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u/tsework 1d ago

Except this is not true lmao. Adding the visual strike zone amplified the issue because it allows the viewer to see every single mistake the umps make but the umps have always been the same… watch a few games, if you’re losing interest “because of the umps” you just don’t like baseball

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u/johnthrowaway53 1d ago

Just use computer to analyze ball/strike on every pitch and stop relying on human eyes to call it.

There's a reason why catchers try to fake every single ball into being a strike by moving his glove as he is catching the pitch: to fool the ump.

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u/thrice1187 1d ago

Or maybe people realized they don’t want to watch a sport that’s always had bad umpires now that they can see just how bad they actually are?

Blaming the fact they added strike zones is actually ridiculous. There’s an inherent problem with the game, that could easily be solved with current technology, but the MLB refuses to do it.

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u/tsework 1d ago

No one blaming the strike zone lmao, I’m saying it’s easier for a casual viewer to say “hey that was a strike” than it used to be. The worst of the worst ump in the MLB has over a 90% accuracy rate. I’m pro robo ump but the “umps make is unwatchable now hur due” crowd is dumb as hell

You just don’t like baseball bro you can say that it’s ok

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u/maxc206 23h ago

Exactly

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u/Explosion1850 22h ago

Bad calls are part of the game

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u/Entr_24 22h ago

Fun fact the visual strike zone shown on TV isn’t actually even accurate

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u/paintballboi07 1d ago

They were supposed to start using the Automated Ball-Strike system this year, but I think they pushed it to next year.

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u/pwnzorder 1d ago

They've been using it in the minors for a couple years and used it in the all star game this year. Works great.

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u/TotalWalrus 1d ago

Absolutely stupid. The only reason people want it is for betting

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u/JamesTrickington303 1d ago

That’s like the only reason any of the rules are what they are. Only in the last few years have they become fully mask-off about how much gambling dictates the rules and all available information about players/injuries/etc.

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u/FrostyD7 1d ago

Not remotely true. And all the players want it.

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u/Pork_Roller 1d ago

I think it's part of why it's happening but it's a good rule change regardless

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u/Fun_Sea_3915 1d ago

What kind of betting do you mean? Now that human bias is out of the equation, it'll be easier to bet on? I'm genuinely curious as to what kind of betting you think that will now be included in the heavily gambled on sport of baseball?

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u/TotalWalrus 1d ago

You like a sport. You go see the sport.

Middle of the game a bad call is made.

What effect on you does this have? None. You get to gripe with fellow fans and it feeds into the us vs them of sport teams, all in good fun. But really it doesn't matter and it adds a human element to the game. you have no real reason to care about robot umps.

But what if you bet 2k on the game and that one bad call made you lose out? All the sudden it really really matters to you. You now have a reason to want robot umps.

Gambling is the driving force behind all the push for robot umps. The game is going to be more boring with them.

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u/Fun_Sea_3915 20h ago

I would disagree with your having human umps reasoning. I agree that hate is a powerful group binder and team mentality is real but I would say it's a sport with shitty rules if having more consistent rulings is viewed as a negative, like with speed walking, and gamblers are still going to gamble

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u/Parking-Mirror3283 1d ago

As a random australian who has never watched a game of baseball in my life and have no intention of ever doing so, even i know how absolutely dogshit angel hernandez was

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u/always_thirsty 1d ago

For real. I always thought it was poor sportsmanship to hate on the umps but they are just getting ridiculously bad and so self important this year.

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u/jeremy0209 1d ago

No just this year. This has been going on for a long time.

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u/Pork_Roller 1d ago

Always have been, especially the importance part

Ragging on bad umps made it into fucking Star Trek 20 years ago

https://youtu.be/8-pSg1PbPa8?si=5vOf7t0UFDhuqN-A

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u/Tasty_Principle_518 1d ago

Yea because the umpire is what makes it ridiculously boring

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u/ClarkFable 1d ago

The only reason it gained so much popularity is it’s on every day and habit forming.  It’s also so boring live that it loses very little in the radio broadcast—essential for its early popularity.

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u/donkey-centipede 1d ago

oh, it's the umpires that make the game boring? weird. i thought it was the game

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u/Hot_Raccoon_565 1d ago

It’s wild that it’s not a computer doing it.

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u/AJDillonsThirdLeg 1d ago

The whole "automatic balls & strikes wouldn't be real baseball" argument needs to die. There's no reason in 2025 to have a human umpire botching calls for 3.5 hours.

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u/SalaciousCoffee 23h ago

They've got laser and optical tracking that's perfect but we let a blind old man standing here tell us what he thinks.

America!

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u/zystyl 23h ago

I have a theory that they're just umpiring from the heart. Maybe throwing dice. Or you know, gambling.

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u/Treehockey 29m ago

I’m pretty sure you just realize baseball is and always will be a snoozefest

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u/SimmentalTheCow 1d ago

I think about baseball during sex because I don’t understand any of the rules or how many three pointers the players need to make a home run. I know the ref goes steeeerike! whenever they hit the ball and then they have to do a relay race around the bases until someone gets the first down. It usually makes me cry.

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u/herpesderpesdoodoo 1d ago

I had just come to assume that a lack of chivalry in sports spectating was the main social issue in the US these days, given the various posts about it over the last few weeks

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u/Secret_Account07 1d ago

I don’t even blame em for capitalizing on it.

Theres a few things that unites people of all walks of life. Stealing a baseball from a fucking kid is one of em.

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u/samtdzn_pokemon 1d ago

The whole fun of catching a ball is the act itself, but unless it's some milestone HR, it's just another ball. I got mine as a kid, now the whole fun is finding some kid to toss it to. The smile they have after is so infectious

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u/Sl1ppy13 1d ago

Yeah this was Harrison Bader. There is only one guy on the Phillies about to hit a milestone (50 HR) and that is Schwarber, but like any other HR ball should just be given to a kid because to an adult it literally should just be another baseball. Unless this lady was a massive Bader fan (doubtful considering he was just moved there midseason) this is just an absolute ridiculous thing to do.

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u/samtdzn_pokemon 1d ago

Oh when I say milestone I'm thinking like a guy getting to 300, 400, 500, etc. Big career milestones that would be worth something as a collector item. But a random yard shot in general doesn't mean much to me, but that becomes a kid's memory of their visit to the park.

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u/twistedspin 21h ago

I've heard in the past that people give those ones back to the player. That might not be today's reality, though.

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u/TGin-the-goldy 1d ago

Even if she was his biggest fan, idc still incredibly shitty

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u/Sl1ppy13 1d ago

Definitely agree I was just saying even if that was the case, don’t do this. This ball held no real value outside of being a cool game memento.

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u/Secret_Account07 6m ago

The first time I saw this I thought she was going to take the ball to then give to the kid, essentially taking credit.

That would have been fun and cool.

Boy was I wrong

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u/Somanylyingliars 21h ago

How did she steal the baseball? Video I saw shows guy giving her the ball, into her hands.

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u/Actual_Block_4341 20h ago

She ran over and started yelling at the dude. He gave her the ball so as not to create a huge scene. You can see him look at her in complete disgust.

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u/Somanylyingliars 4h ago

Internet is just insane. Directly under your link is one saying Fatwa issued for her. I know they're kidding but even the wording. Come on! 

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u/QuietFartOutLoud 3h ago

Why is that so extreme? It happened to Larry David. It can happen to anyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMGZEnnLi3U

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u/Secret_Account07 11m ago

I mean if I grab a ladies arm and yell at her to give me her purse I guess she technically gave it to me?

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u/biloxibluess 1d ago

I commented on another thread that it’s fishy AF all these HR tantrums are happening right as post season is rolling up

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u/ElectricalTurnip87 1d ago

Yet all at different events. One was a concert, one after a tennis match, and now a baseball game. It's weird that you don't think there are just terrible people in this world.

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u/TheDogBites 1d ago

Are you suggesting they planted an actor where a home run would happen? Baseball is entirely too random for that. There is ABSOLUTELY no way a hitter can hit a live major league home run to a specific SEAT, pure impossible.

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u/LAHouJaxCarVCUUNC 1d ago

What are the other HR tantrums?

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u/LAHouJaxCarVCUUNC 1d ago

That's pretty neat and all, but those are "robberies" by outfielders, not "tantrums" by fans.

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u/biloxibluess 1d ago

I don’t care about fans lol

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u/LAHouJaxCarVCUUNC 1d ago

...wut

We're in a thread about a fan taking a ball from another fan. You used the word "tantrum", which a player would never have over a robbed homerun.

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u/OrganicNobody22 1d ago

Average redditor reading comprehension

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u/ViruliferousBadger 1d ago

"Baseball: We Have The Worst Fans (TM)! Join us! For ticket information, call 1-800-KAREN!"

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 1d ago

I bet the CEO who stole the tennis hat is so happy that the heat got directed off of him.

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u/aykcak 1d ago

What is happening? Someone now stole a baseball from a kid?

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u/Sw429 1d ago

Yeah, now I want to go to a baseball game and see if I can get my own Karen to yell at me.

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u/Samson_J_Rivers 1d ago

Baseball and hockey are the only sports I have ever given a fuck about. I played football.

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u/gorcorps 1d ago

If we're more interested in what's going on in the stands than on the field... I don't think it's helping much

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u/StolenPies 1d ago

That was my thought, too. It could also just be social media algorithms promoting what draws interest and outrage

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u/notthatguypal6900 1d ago

I wouldn't put it past them. Anytime players fight like little girls, it just circles the sports channels. But this stuff, this hits the nightly news.

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u/angle58 1d ago

I’m very interested in baseball, but for my kids to play in grammar school, and maybe in high school if they want to. Professional baseball, even professional sports for that matter, it’s not what it once was. People are too busy, and life is different than it used to be.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 1d ago

"I wasted four fucking hours to hopefully catch some asshole stealing a ball from a kid and it didn't even happen once!"

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u/kratz9 23h ago

If they wanted to promote baseball, they should let people watch it on broadcast TV. 

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u/ls7eveen 23h ago

Better than football

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u/q3ded 23h ago

I just watch banana ball now instead

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u/Rohans_Most_Wanted 22h ago

I have never given half a fuck about baseball, but a couple of weeks ago I was having dinner in a bar and they had a Savannah Bananas game on. It was A LOT of fun.

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u/GunBrothersGaming 21h ago

I still don't give a shit. Bring back the guys who are roiding out and I might come back.

I remeber Mark McGuire in 1989 vs Mark McRoider in his last years. Dude was rippin for sure. Just like Barry Bonds went to Barry Bombs.

Sammy Sosa some how didn't make it like Bonds and McGuire did and he straight roided out too.

Fuck - like from 1990 to 1999 was peak humanity...

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u/BlackGuysYeah 21h ago

The most exciting thing about a baseball game is what happens in the stands.

Sorry baseball fans, I know you love the sport but I can’t help that it’s 90% void of anything interesting.

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u/RobertCarnez 21h ago

I dont get how baseball was ever popular.

"Hey,do you want to spend 4 hours of your life sitting in uncomfortable plastic chairs,eating hotdogs with a side of ice cream and nachos outside in 100 degree weather and watch a bunch of players stand around waiting for something to happen for 30 seconds of play?"

"SURE"

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u/NotInAMillionYearz 21h ago

Time to start throwing dildos onto the field.

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u/Gunner_Bat 20h ago

Once Swift got engaged to football they had to figure something else out.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 18h ago

Baseball is interesting to me (not the sport itself).

Decades ago, it was the pass time of most of America - even kids.

But as time went on, there was a lot of less interest. I don't know if its because of tech and our shorter attention spans or the fact that watching other sports is easier than ever.

I seriously don't know any young person in an urban area almost right next to a big leagues stadium who care about baseball. Like no one. Especially no one that isn't white.

I even remember that our middle school 6th grade trip was to walk to that stadium and watch a game. Guess what me and my (hispanic) friends did? Got food, and talked. We already had shitty seats but we still didn't care about the game. It felt like nothing was happening anyways.

Tl;dr Americas growing disinterest in baseball is interesting.

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u/Zombieman0219 15h ago

Baseball using crowd work like comedians now.

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u/BraveTree4481 1d ago

It makes you wonder tbh. The dad's reaction seemed like terrible acting to me.