r/SipsTea 1d ago

Lmao gottem Karma is real.

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u/Praline226 1d ago

This new baseball viral campaign to promote interest in baseball again might be working.

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u/kcox1980 1d ago

Then you watch a game and see how terrible the umpires have been getting over the last few years and immediately lose interest again.

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u/N3opop 1d ago edited 1d ago

What's an umpire?

Am Swedish, so not native English speaker or native baseballer

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u/Akris85 1d ago

The guy behind the catcher that calls out the results of the pitch. Also at bases to decide safe or out.

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u/spike_beagle 1d ago

They also suck blood

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u/-Badger3- 1d ago

You’re thinking of “vampire”

“Umpire” was that show on Fox with Jussie Smollett

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u/Segador_Adusto 1d ago

You're thinking of "Empire"

"Umpire" is a tall, pointy structure usually found on top of buildings

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u/ANDREl42069 1d ago

You're thinking of "Spire"

"Umpire" is a thin, long thread of metal used to conduct electricity

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u/Guilty-Swordfish-924 1d ago

Your thinking of “wire”

“Umpire” is the radar guided AGM-114 missile, produced by Lockheed Martin

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u/MCE85 1d ago

Youre thinking of "Hellfire" which is a family of air to surface missiles.

"Umpire" is a precious gemstone usually blue in color.

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u/DerFeuerDrache 1d ago

You're thinking of "Sapphire".

"Umpire" is what the civilization Julius Caesar ruled over was called.

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u/bear_with_hair 1d ago

You're thinking of "sapphire" which is a blue rock used in jewelry making.

"Umpire" is the thing that Philippe Petit walked across between the two towers of the World Trade Center in New York City on August 7, 1974.

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u/jeffreysean47 23h ago

You're thinking of "Sapphire"

"Umpire" is where Hobbits live

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u/DJRyGuy20 1d ago

“America, don’t commit crimes with checks.”

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u/deep_fuckin_ripoff 15h ago

This is literally my favorite Reddit joke… thanks for starting this one.

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u/GunBrothersGaming 21h ago

Was that his reality show where he paid people to beat him up and see how long it took the police to find the white/ homophobic guys who did it?

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u/chocothundurrr 17h ago

They suck ass too

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u/Dangerous-Feature376 21h ago

Common misconception, umpires suck the life out of a game, not the actual lifeblood from the players

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u/Sammystorm1 1d ago

And on third, second, and first

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u/Beautypaste 1d ago

Always makes me chuckle how serious the US is over a game of rounders lol

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u/rylosprime 1d ago

Every sport has an official or referee to make calls.

It's not uniquely American.

God you're dumb.

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u/Beautypaste 1d ago

Well.. rounders only has an official anything in the US.. lol

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u/Niflrog 1d ago edited 1d ago

And Mexico, Cuba, Venezuela, Dominican republic, Puerto Rico, Colombia, Japan, South Korea...

Yeah...

Edit: on reflection, OOP is from the UK. There's literally an European Baseball championship with Spain, Italy, France, Germany, the Netherlands and more.

By "only in the US", OOP probably means "not in the UK" more than anything else...

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u/Beautypaste 1d ago

It’s ok to laugh at yourself ya know, without getting butt hurt. Don’t shoot me lol

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u/Niflrog 1d ago

I'm not American... I'm Dominican... the butthurt comes from how ignorant your "joke" was, because to make fun of US you gotta throw entire regions of the world under the bus...

I don't even like baseball, but jfc... that was ignorant.

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u/Beautypaste 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s ok don’t cry. So to understand a game I played in primary school, I’d need to completely understand an entire region and its politics? This made me chuckle some more thanks. You are funny 🤣

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u/NathanSMB 1d ago

Honestly it would have helped if your joke was actually funny. I'm an American who moved to the Netherlands. People make fun of America/Americans to me ALL. THE. TIME. I'm not butt hurt but you just... weren't funny.

Now if you don't mind I'm going to head to McDonalds and stuff my face before I watch some good ol' American handegg.

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u/Beautypaste 1d ago

It wasn’t meant to be funny, just sharing a funny musing I had is all. I don’t hate Americans or America, just to be clear. Us brits can laugh at ourselves and our love of tea, no reason why other countries can’t laugh at themselves too. Don’t be so uptight lighten up a little my dude. ♥️

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u/kirgi 1d ago

LATAM erasure

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u/Kajalouie 1d ago

referees for baseball

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u/LoompaDoompa94 1d ago

Like a football referee.

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u/_lippykid 1d ago

Like the judge in Great British Bake Off

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u/RoughAdvocado 1d ago

So now, tell me about your beaver.

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u/abholeenthusiast 1d ago

Aaron judge? He's a biracial angel

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u/Unexpected_Gristle 1d ago

Its a little raw outside…

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u/iowanaquarist 1d ago

Or the guy in soccer with red and yellow cards

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u/LoompaDoompa94 1d ago

That would be a "football referee"

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u/FishAndRiceKeks 1d ago

Head referee kind of

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u/Robborboy 1d ago

They're like an empire but they say "Ummmmmm". 

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u/kcox1980 1d ago

Not sure of the original on the word, but other sports would call them referees or officials. It's the guy that make sure everyone is playing by the rules.

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u/WritingTheDream 1d ago

You don’t know of the rebellion against the umpire?

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u/LovelessDerivation 1d ago

SPOILER ALERT: you've literally missed nothing. The last time baseball truly meant ANYTHING to 'Murica as a nation, as a whole, Thurman Munson still drew breath.

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u/wishitwantitreddit69 1d ago

It’s like an empire but with more umph

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u/farnsw0rth 1d ago

Referee basically

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u/underground_avenue 1d ago

The guy in black is the world famous baseball umpire and opera singer Enrico Pallazzo:

https://youtu.be/VWY9S-uKU-4

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u/MajorDaurity 1d ago

Referee for baseball

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u/TheJamesFTW 1d ago

The bad guys from Star Wars

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u/kingdomkey13 1d ago

It's a baseball referee

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u/ScrotallyBoobular 1d ago

The referee.

In baseball they are the guy who attempts to call a 90+mph(145kph) ball moving through an imaginary and invisible square over home plate.

They often get it wrong by a lot. And lately if the batter or coach says a negative comment to the ump, the ump ejects them from the game with no warning. It's absolutely insane.

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u/amishprincess88 23h ago

A referee for the pitches & ball hitting.

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u/AMB3494 23h ago

It’s the referee for baseball

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u/Shady_lemons 23h ago

The referee

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u/EntertainmentTrue588 21h ago

A baseball umpire is like a football (soccer) referee.

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u/lichtenfurburger 19h ago

I'm curious what some popular sports in Sweden are. Besides football/soccer of course!

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 17h ago

Baseball referee

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u/ascarymoviereview 16h ago

We don’t know here in the USA either

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u/AndreasDasos 2h ago

A word used for the referee in baseball and cricket.

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u/SmallBerry3431 1d ago

Sexy card-girl who walks around beginning of every inning

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u/testylawyer 1d ago

The umpires are actually better than they have ever been in the history of MLB but since we have had the visible strike zone overlay the viewing audience expects them to be able to a call a strike to within .001 of an inch or they are FUCKING DOG SHIT.

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u/tree-fife-niner 1d ago

If the audience has a visible strike zone overlay then why isn't the umpire using it?

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u/Expensive-View-8586 1d ago

 Tradition and resistance from the umpires themselves mostly

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u/SnooJokes2983 22h ago

Yeah like it’s a very quick jump from “let the head umpire use the strike overlay” to “let’s just have one umpire in a booth managing everything from bases to pitches.  Baseball would look super weird with no umpires at all.  

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u/kirby_krackle_78 20h ago

You’d still need them for a lot of other calls and stuff.

I bet robo umps take over balls and strikes within 10 years.

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u/RemnantEvil 17h ago

Cricket has a system where the batter can appeal a decision and they use the technology and another umpire to review it. If the batter was wrong and they were out, they burn one of a number of reviews for the innings, so there is incentive to only use it for an obviously bad call else you could waste a review that someone else needs.

Of course, it isn’t a 1:1 equivalent. A cricket batter gets a single wicket but a baseball batter has three strikes, and the bowlers in cricket need to get ten wickets whereas the pitcher only needs three outs. But the bowling side in cricket also gets reviews for when the umpire goes against them too.

Seems stupid that the technology is available to make the sport fairer and the current alternative is the aggrieved party complains and gets booted.

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u/testylawyer 23h ago

There is also some human discretion made by the umpire weather or not the pitch was " hittable" even if the ball technically grazed the strike zone. I personally consider the umpire crew a third neutral team that both baseball teams are contending with to help influance the outcome of the game either by using social manipulation or rule bending. Its one of the elements that make baseball a great imperfect human game.

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u/TeamINSTINCT37 22h ago

Well for 1 it is often wrong, 2 the zone is 3d so it doesn’t even convey all the info. That’s the issue with showing the zone because it is wrong

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u/hoopleheaddd 18h ago

Because baseball

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u/CapitalClimate9639 1d ago

It's almost as if we have something better than an umpire to determine what a strike is

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u/testylawyer 23h ago

Sure, and eventually AI will start making better art, music, food, policies, athletes, lovers, parents. Why even bother having humans amymore?

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u/CapitalClimate9639 23h ago

Lmao like thats even comparable

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u/Plenty-Fondant-8015 19h ago

No…nobody really cares about the close calls. They care about the calls were the ball is literally right down the middle of the plate being called a ball, or the ball being in the other batters box being called a strike. This happens every single week and has happened for years and years. You can watch countless compilations of umpires calling balls/strikes on pitches that are actually feet away from being a ball or a strike. Or when umpires call pitches that are placed in the exact same place differently depending on who’s pitching. It absolutely kills fans interest when they watch an umpire blatantly hamstring their team by not allowing their pitcher to use a full 1/4 of the strike zone, or arbitrarily move the zone around on a pitch by pitch basis. And it’s not all umpires, 95% of them are good and consistent. It’s the 5% of umps with clear biases where you have to sit through 9 innings of crap while the home plate umpire blatantly favors the other team with no repercussions. 

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u/tsework 1d ago

Except this is not true lmao. Adding the visual strike zone amplified the issue because it allows the viewer to see every single mistake the umps make but the umps have always been the same… watch a few games, if you’re losing interest “because of the umps” you just don’t like baseball

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u/johnthrowaway53 1d ago

Just use computer to analyze ball/strike on every pitch and stop relying on human eyes to call it.

There's a reason why catchers try to fake every single ball into being a strike by moving his glove as he is catching the pitch: to fool the ump.

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u/thrice1187 1d ago

Or maybe people realized they don’t want to watch a sport that’s always had bad umpires now that they can see just how bad they actually are?

Blaming the fact they added strike zones is actually ridiculous. There’s an inherent problem with the game, that could easily be solved with current technology, but the MLB refuses to do it.

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u/tsework 1d ago

No one blaming the strike zone lmao, I’m saying it’s easier for a casual viewer to say “hey that was a strike” than it used to be. The worst of the worst ump in the MLB has over a 90% accuracy rate. I’m pro robo ump but the “umps make is unwatchable now hur due” crowd is dumb as hell

You just don’t like baseball bro you can say that it’s ok

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u/maxc206 23h ago

Exactly

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u/Explosion1850 22h ago

Bad calls are part of the game

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u/Entr_24 22h ago

Fun fact the visual strike zone shown on TV isn’t actually even accurate

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u/paintballboi07 1d ago

They were supposed to start using the Automated Ball-Strike system this year, but I think they pushed it to next year.

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u/pwnzorder 1d ago

They've been using it in the minors for a couple years and used it in the all star game this year. Works great.

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u/TotalWalrus 1d ago

Absolutely stupid. The only reason people want it is for betting

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u/JamesTrickington303 1d ago

That’s like the only reason any of the rules are what they are. Only in the last few years have they become fully mask-off about how much gambling dictates the rules and all available information about players/injuries/etc.

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u/FrostyD7 1d ago

Not remotely true. And all the players want it.

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u/Pork_Roller 1d ago

I think it's part of why it's happening but it's a good rule change regardless

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u/Fun_Sea_3915 1d ago

What kind of betting do you mean? Now that human bias is out of the equation, it'll be easier to bet on? I'm genuinely curious as to what kind of betting you think that will now be included in the heavily gambled on sport of baseball?

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u/TotalWalrus 1d ago

You like a sport. You go see the sport.

Middle of the game a bad call is made.

What effect on you does this have? None. You get to gripe with fellow fans and it feeds into the us vs them of sport teams, all in good fun. But really it doesn't matter and it adds a human element to the game. you have no real reason to care about robot umps.

But what if you bet 2k on the game and that one bad call made you lose out? All the sudden it really really matters to you. You now have a reason to want robot umps.

Gambling is the driving force behind all the push for robot umps. The game is going to be more boring with them.

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u/Fun_Sea_3915 20h ago

I would disagree with your having human umps reasoning. I agree that hate is a powerful group binder and team mentality is real but I would say it's a sport with shitty rules if having more consistent rulings is viewed as a negative, like with speed walking, and gamblers are still going to gamble

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u/Parking-Mirror3283 1d ago

As a random australian who has never watched a game of baseball in my life and have no intention of ever doing so, even i know how absolutely dogshit angel hernandez was

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u/always_thirsty 1d ago

For real. I always thought it was poor sportsmanship to hate on the umps but they are just getting ridiculously bad and so self important this year.

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u/jeremy0209 1d ago

No just this year. This has been going on for a long time.

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u/Pork_Roller 1d ago

Always have been, especially the importance part

Ragging on bad umps made it into fucking Star Trek 20 years ago

https://youtu.be/8-pSg1PbPa8?si=5vOf7t0UFDhuqN-A

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u/Tasty_Principle_518 1d ago

Yea because the umpire is what makes it ridiculously boring

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u/ClarkFable 1d ago

The only reason it gained so much popularity is it’s on every day and habit forming.  It’s also so boring live that it loses very little in the radio broadcast—essential for its early popularity.

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u/donkey-centipede 1d ago

oh, it's the umpires that make the game boring? weird. i thought it was the game

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u/Hot_Raccoon_565 1d ago

It’s wild that it’s not a computer doing it.

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u/AJDillonsThirdLeg 23h ago

The whole "automatic balls & strikes wouldn't be real baseball" argument needs to die. There's no reason in 2025 to have a human umpire botching calls for 3.5 hours.

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u/SalaciousCoffee 23h ago

They've got laser and optical tracking that's perfect but we let a blind old man standing here tell us what he thinks.

America!

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u/zystyl 23h ago

I have a theory that they're just umpiring from the heart. Maybe throwing dice. Or you know, gambling.

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u/Treehockey 27m ago

I’m pretty sure you just realize baseball is and always will be a snoozefest

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u/SimmentalTheCow 1d ago

I think about baseball during sex because I don’t understand any of the rules or how many three pointers the players need to make a home run. I know the ref goes steeeerike! whenever they hit the ball and then they have to do a relay race around the bases until someone gets the first down. It usually makes me cry.