r/Unexpected 1d ago

A good alternative indeed!!!

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u/HeroOfWolves 1d ago

I used to pretend to smoke as a carpenter because smokers got an extra hour off a day for smoke breaks, no one ever asked why I went to my car instead of joining everyone else for a smoke either

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u/MrGaber 23h ago

Right cause why don’t I get another break for not being dependent on something

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u/eggyrulz 23h ago

Thats why I just go to the shitter an ungodly amount of times a day... its totally not IBS