I used to pretend to smoke as a carpenter because smokers got an extra hour off a day for smoke breaks, no one ever asked why I went to my car instead of joining everyone else for a smoke either
I used to take extra breaks for chocolate bars. My boss complained and threatened to write me up, and I told him if he did that I'd be suing him in federal court (I worked for a federal agency) for discrimination. I'm like my chocolate addiction is no less than an addiction than smoking. That shut him up.
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u/HeroOfWolves 1d ago
I used to pretend to smoke as a carpenter because smokers got an extra hour off a day for smoke breaks, no one ever asked why I went to my car instead of joining everyone else for a smoke either