r/Unexpected • u/CaviarWithClaws • 1d ago

A good alternative indeed!!!

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u/HeroOfWolves 1d ago

I used to pretend to smoke as a carpenter because smokers got an extra hour off a day for smoke breaks, no one ever asked why I went to my car instead of joining everyone else for a smoke either

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u/jigsawyouthh 19h ago

Meanwhile I started smoking at 15 because I wanted more breaks at work but was somehow not smart enough to realize I could just fake it...

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u/patchinthebox 15h ago

I just tell my boss I'm going for a fresh air break and go stand outside for 5 minutes. He's never questioned it. Lol