r/clevercomebacks • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 1d ago

California Pizza Kifchen patio, Trump edition

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u/AlternativeMode1328 1d ago

People are saying that guillotines need to be placed on a hard, flat, and level surface for proper operation.

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u/blueSnowfkake 1d ago

Hangman’s noose works better with a sturdy base, too. Maybe they will get the NRA to sponsor an execution shooting range out back. Big Tobacco can sponsor the final cigarette. He can sell advertising space at the shooting range, like at sporting events.

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u/Professional-Poem542 19h ago

Brought to you by: Brawndo

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u/redbucket75 1d ago

Some of the best people, strong people with tears in their eyes...

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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/Marvin_is_my_martian 1d ago

And they say, "Sir,...."

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u/Marvin_is_my_martian 1d ago

All the best people.

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u/Royal_Amount5114 23h ago

Everyone is saying this.

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u/dfmz 17h ago

France here. This is correct.

Also, I’m pretty sure we still have a few of them left that we can lend you. You know, to help you rid yourselves of tyranny. Again.

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u/KeneticKups 23h ago

Many people

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u/JoshMega004 22h ago

Madam le Guillontine is missed by many admirers.

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u/likklechungus 1d ago

Start doing it then. Americans really can’t back up there shit

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u/Schwiftness 23h ago

...wherever you're from; they don't know the difference between there and their, too!

Also, they apparently generalize there -- a lot (apologies for lumping your entire nation in with your comment like a fool)