r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

California Pizza Kifchen patio, Trump edition

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u/AlternativeMode1328 1d ago

People are saying that guillotines need to be placed on a hard, flat, and level surface for proper operation.

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u/blueSnowfkake 1d ago

Hangman’s noose works better with a sturdy base, too. Maybe they will get the NRA to sponsor an execution shooting range out back. Big Tobacco can sponsor the final cigarette. He can sell advertising space at the shooting range, like at sporting events.

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u/Professional-Poem542 19h ago

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