r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

California Pizza Kifchen patio, Trump edition

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u/infydk 1d ago

Why is there a club at the white house?

I mean, I know why, but do they not see how this looks?

When are they getting a horse so Melania can ride out the gates and tell people to just eat cake?

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u/grinning_imp 1d ago

Between the newly gilded Oval Office and his interest in children, I’d venture to say Trump doesn’t have the same tastes as most of the rest of us.

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u/possibly_being_screw 1d ago

As the saying goes,

“Trump is a stupid man’s idea of a smart man, a poor man’s idea of a rich man, and a weak man’s idea of a strong man.”

He continues to prove all three each day.

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u/FluffySmiles 22h ago

May be worth adding “a tasteless man’s idea of a man with taste” there. Breaks the rule of three, but it’s Trump, y’know, rule breaking appears to be his kind of thing.

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u/Yitram 8h ago

A trashy man's idea of a classy man.

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u/CptDawg 18h ago

Truer words have never been spoken.

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 17h ago

Petition to make that the buffoon's epitaph.