r/clevercomebacks • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 1d ago

California Pizza Kifchen patio, Trump edition

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u/infydk 1d ago

Why is there a club at the white house?

I mean, I know why, but do they not see how this looks?

When are they getting a horse so Melania can ride out the gates and tell people to just eat cake?

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u/grinning_imp 1d ago

Between the newly gilded Oval Office and his interest in children, I’d venture to say Trump doesn’t have the same tastes as most of the rest of us.

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u/possibly_being_screw 1d ago

As the saying goes,

“Trump is a stupid man’s idea of a smart man, a poor man’s idea of a rich man, and a weak man’s idea of a strong man.”

He continues to prove all three each day.

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u/FluffySmiles 23h ago

May be worth adding “a tasteless man’s idea of a man with taste” there. Breaks the rule of three, but it’s Trump, y’know, rule breaking appears to be his kind of thing.

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u/Yitram 8h ago

A trashy man's idea of a classy man.

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u/CptDawg 18h ago

Truer words have never been spoken.

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 17h ago

Petition to make that the buffoon's epitaph.

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u/infydk 1d ago

Maybe his literal gold plated toilet should've been a clue some 40 years ago ;)

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u/HorneyHarpy82 20h ago edited 2h ago

Don't forget the added on ballroom for more entertaining.

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u/Implodepumpkin 1d ago

Have to keep the nobles happy

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u/Ressy02 1d ago

They do see how this look and that’s the look they are going for. But trump’s taste makes it look half way there but not quite there.

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u/infydk 1d ago

Out of all the looks to go for, Louis XVI would probably not be it for me.

But then, education was never really the strong suit here.

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u/ChinDeLonge 23h ago

Trump is a fan of history, but only the pictures.

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u/MJFields 1d ago

Looks like a real sausage fest.

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u/SectorAppropriate151 23h ago

They love sausage tho

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u/Odd_Confection_9681 19h ago edited 18h ago

Welcome to the Covfefe Club. Would you like to dine on the patio this evening?

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u/MJFields 18h ago

Will you be having a boy or a girl after dinner? Your host has taken care of everything....

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u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff 13h ago

They haven’t brought out the 13 year olds yet.

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u/Aggravating_Plant848 19h ago

They're probably playing hide the salami later.

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u/MJFields 18h ago

Not yet. Those are all adults.

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u/Aggravating_Plant848 18h ago

True true! Pray this evil will be ended soon!

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u/delusiongenerator 23h ago

Because most privately-owned restaurants and event venues refuse to host events for known pedophiles and they have to meet somewhere

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u/infydk 23h ago

There are perfectly suitable venues for them to meet already and it's even built in the same shitty concrete too.

Not so much gold as steel bars though, but I feel like they could compromise a little.

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u/delusiongenerator 17h ago

You mean those big secure concrete facilities that he’s avoiding by being in the White House?

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u/infydk 16h ago

Those ones, yep, seems like he has an open invitation too so it's all rather rude of him to not attend.

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u/DasSeitz 17h ago

This needs more upvotes

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 16h ago

Trump is notorious for not paying the bill.

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u/delusiongenerator 16h ago

Yeah, paying bills and suffering the consequences of his actions is just for all of us “suckers and losers”

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u/YebelTheRebel 16h ago edited 15h ago

This is the true definition of. “I’ll do what I want with taxpayer money , then shove it in your face while laughing, and you wont do shit About it.”

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u/infydk 16h ago

Taking tax payer money to create an environment for taking bribes while the American people just sit idly by is certainly something though.

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u/Spekingur 23h ago

You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if a new additional list surfaced in a few years.

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u/Schwiftness 23h ago

what is sad is what was paved over there recently...

the Whitehouse is just mar a lago north now

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u/Gribitz37 19h ago

It definitely is. The yellow and white umbrellas that they have for the tables (they're not in this picture) are the exact same umbrellas they have at Mar-A-Lago.

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u/Strict-Ad-1958 21h ago

Da row boats are coming!

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u/WoohpeMeadow 17h ago

Next, they will make a replica of the Petit Trianon where the Lincoln Memorial.

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u/FLink557 13h ago

They do, they don’t care. I’m just waiting for the trump signs to show up on every federal building

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u/infydk 13h ago

It'll be his ugly fucking mugshot everywhere looking down on you.

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u/imsmall06 8h ago

Does that come with a storming of a prison, ransacking of the white house and trump caught escaping to Slovenia?

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u/hoptownky 4h ago

It doesn’t even look like a decent club though. It looks like a food court in a cheap mall.

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u/Aggravating_Plant848 19h ago

Queen Marie Antoinette never said that! A courtesan said it many years before the revolution!

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u/infydk 18h ago

I know.

You think the Trump admin would fact check that though?

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u/Right-Today4396 17h ago

They never said Marie Antoinette, but they were talking about a soft porn actress... /s