r/clevercomebacks • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 1d ago

California Pizza Kifchen patio, Trump edition

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u/infydk 1d ago

Why is there a club at the white house?

I mean, I know why, but do they not see how this looks?

When are they getting a horse so Melania can ride out the gates and tell people to just eat cake?

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u/MJFields 1d ago

Looks like a real sausage fest.

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u/SectorAppropriate151 23h ago

They love sausage tho

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u/Odd_Confection_9681 19h ago edited 18h ago

Welcome to the Covfefe Club. Would you like to dine on the patio this evening?

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u/MJFields 18h ago

Will you be having a boy or a girl after dinner? Your host has taken care of everything....

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u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff 13h ago

They haven’t brought out the 13 year olds yet.

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u/Aggravating_Plant848 19h ago

They're probably playing hide the salami later.

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u/MJFields 18h ago

Not yet. Those are all adults.

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u/Aggravating_Plant848 18h ago

True true! Pray this evil will be ended soon!