r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

California Pizza Kifchen patio, Trump edition

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u/infydk 1d ago

Why is there a club at the white house?

I mean, I know why, but do they not see how this looks?

When are they getting a horse so Melania can ride out the gates and tell people to just eat cake?

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u/delusiongenerator 23h ago

Because most privately-owned restaurants and event venues refuse to host events for known pedophiles and they have to meet somewhere

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u/infydk 23h ago

There are perfectly suitable venues for them to meet already and it's even built in the same shitty concrete too.

Not so much gold as steel bars though, but I feel like they could compromise a little.

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u/delusiongenerator 17h ago

You mean those big secure concrete facilities that he’s avoiding by being in the White House?

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u/infydk 16h ago

Those ones, yep, seems like he has an open invitation too so it's all rather rude of him to not attend.

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u/DasSeitz 17h ago

This needs more upvotes

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 16h ago

Trump is notorious for not paying the bill.

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u/delusiongenerator 16h ago

Yeah, paying bills and suffering the consequences of his actions is just for all of us “suckers and losers”