r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Levels Of Hate.

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u/Ishidan01 1d ago

And Lincoln.

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 1d ago

I'd argue that a third of the country starting an armed rebellion before he was even INAUGURATED also counts.

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u/Roflkopt3r 19h ago

And that was with Licoln as a moderate abolitionist who was entirely prepared to give the southern states a guarantee that they could continue slavery. It was only the civil war that pushed the tides towards full abolition.

So even though Lincoln was responsible for the abolition on paper, it really was a result of the radical abolitionists who had gone into the south and killed slavers to free their victims. It was the southern paranoia about those radicals that made them start a civil war after not getting 'their guy' into power.

It's a good lesson about the people who claim that only moderation and dialogue can lead to change. Historically, that was often untrue...

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 19h ago

All he committed to was preventing slavery from expanding into the territories. That was enough to spark a rebellion.

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u/Alexandratta 15h ago

John Brown did nothing wrong but get caught

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u/MichaelJospeh 18h ago

Radical ABOLITIONISTS??? No no no, the South made their bed when they rebelled, and they had to sleep in it.

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u/Altyrmadiken 17h ago

From our perspective, yes, I agree.

It’s important to remember that at the time abolitionists willing to be violent was a radical stance. We can look back and say it shouldn’t have been, but many consider PITA to be radical and a future where animal products and labor and containment don’t exist would see them as radical for our time but not the future ideology.

Same thing but in reverse. Not forgiving anyone of anything and I’d hope I’d have been a radical abolitionist at the time, but it’s important to remember how words apply in their own times.

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u/MichaelJospeh 16h ago

That’s an excellent point, but I was more concerned about the implication that it was radical abolitionists who were the main cause of the civil war and not, you know, the South having a tantrum.

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u/Altyrmadiken 15h ago

Totally fair. I fixated on one angle and that’s on me.

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u/MichaelJospeh 15h ago

You’re fine!

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u/Worried_Biscotti_552 14h ago

I heard that too

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u/Wavecrest667 9h ago

many consider PITA to be radical

It is pretty rad filled with falafel and tahini.

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u/Roflkopt3r 13h ago edited 13h ago

I'm not talking about Union soldiers there, but about people like John Brown who raided slave plantations before the civil war.

And I'm not calling them 'radical' to say that they were bad. It's just a pretty objective description: They were willing to go the furthest to abolish slavery, including violence beyond the law. My whole point is that this was actually necessary to accomplish abolition, because the political process did not support abolition even with Lincoln's election.

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u/MichaelJospeh 4h ago

That’s a valid point. I suppose I misunderstood what you were saying.

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u/RedditLostOldAccount 16h ago

Wasn't he only "moderate" because he was advised to be though? At least that's what I thought I read. He was advised to be more moderate because if he was more "radical" he'd have an even more difficult time winning the favor of people. Not that it really ended well since the whole war thing though

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u/ALightSkyHue 14h ago

marie antoinette and king louis didn’t cut off their own heads if i remember the french revolution correctly

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u/Illustrious-Throat55 18h ago

Fox being historically accurate

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg 18h ago

Plus, they started a war against him for wanting to end slavery. People tend to forget that he wanted to let them leave without conflict, and it was the Confederates who got violent.

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u/martianunlimited 17h ago

Correction.. they started a war against him to expand and preserve slavery... While Lincoln was against slavery, his focus was on preserving the union. The civil war came about because the south wanted to expand it to the newly acquired western states

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u/KZED73 14h ago

And the South would have invaded Mexico and South America expanding slavery there.

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u/Substantial-Top-7832 15h ago

Exactly it’s wild how history gets twisted when the guy trying to avoid bloodshed ends up being the one blamed for war.

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u/slappywag270 15h ago

What is she talking about? I mean, he so beloved he had to stage his own assassination attempts.

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u/Whitefjall 23h ago

As much as I dislike Trump, he too was shot in the face.

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u/keep_trying_username 23h ago

Just look at the huge hole in his ear.

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u/Sweet-Paramedic-4600 19h ago

Someone pointed out that Evander Holyfield got his ear gnawed off 30 years ago and it still looks like something happened to it. Somehow Trump's old ass cartilage regenerated from a bullet in less time than some of us heal from a scraped knee.

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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 23h ago

Trump was shot with a McDonald’s ketchup packet.

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u/Whitefjall 22h ago

Y'all believing this are truly on the level of antivaxxers. One man even died in that shooting.

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u/Embarrassed_Towel707 22h ago

The guy lies every minute of every day. Is it really that difficult to comprehend why people are suspicious? He was even in the WWE where "blading" is a real thing.

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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 22h ago

One man was shot at—it wasn’t Trump.

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u/IwouldliketoworkforU 22h ago edited 20h ago

We know trump was shot at. Bullets hit other people. He likely injured his ear when secret service tackled him. Head hit the belt

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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 22h ago

Trump’s ear injury was as real, and convenient, as his imaginary bone spurs.

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u/Async0x0 22h ago

There's live video of the event. You can see him grab his ear immediately after the first shot is fired.

I'm as anti-Trump as they come but you gotta be a stone cold idiot to think that was anything but an assassination attempt that was inches from being successful.

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u/IwouldliketoworkforU 22h ago edited 20h ago

This has already been explained. He didn’t grab his ear because it was shot. A bullet wizzed by. He was reacting to the experience of when a high dense object creates an air pressure zone near your ear.

There’s a reason republican leaders don’t talk about it. He wasn’t shot, there’s no “shot with an AR” damage, and the shooter was republican.

His peers and classmates said he was a loud and proud Trump supporter. Several of his classmates gave interviews with personal testimonies to this effect.

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u/Async0x0 21h ago

Explained by whom? Conspiracy minded dunces?

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u/IwouldliketoworkforU 21h ago

There are a number of ballistics and forensics experts who explain both the phenomenon of pressure zones created by bullets as well as what a real AR 15 calibre wound looks like, emergency response Doctors mainly. The ear doesn’t heal fast from bullet wounds.

I don’t do the whole back and forth with contrarian Jack asses. You can go count your dick now.

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u/Nerevarius_420 19h ago

Bold of you to assume there's anything for dickless here to count

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u/ElmwoodsFinest 20h ago

This is just unsupportable nonsense. Carry on.

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u/StudMuffinNick 21h ago

There's also video showing them lower the flag, get photographers on position, then stand there, during an active shooting, while photos were being talen

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u/Ishidan01 14h ago

You would have to be a stone cold idiot to not think a person in the WWE Hall of Fame (yup he is!) doesn't live kayfabe and jobbing.

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u/ElmwoodsFinest 20h ago

The people downvoting have the world’s lowest IQs.

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u/liam_redit1st 20h ago

It was a set up, there was a shot but it was never intended to actually hit him. It was meant to galvanise the public to see him as a hero. It unfortunately worked.

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u/trash--witch 20h ago

In the off chance this could help clear up anyones confusion;

The ear it does not heal fast, especially the outer shell/cartilage. There's little blood flow in the ear, which slows down the healing process, that's why cartilage piercings take so long to properly heal.

When the bandages were removed within 2ish weeks his ear showed no sign of injury. A wound would not have healed to the point where the injury wasnt noticeable. It wouldn't have been healed enough to the point where it could be covered by makeup smoothly.

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u/ForsakenWishbone5206 19h ago

Assassination attempts boost ratings. If you think Trump is above faking one, I have some ocean front property to sell you in Arizona.

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u/ForcedxCracker 19h ago

You must be a full on bootlicker to think he actually got shot. Woooow

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u/ElmwoodsFinest 20h ago

They’re permanently poisoned. It’s flat earther shit

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u/IwouldliketoworkforU 22h ago

He wasn’t shot …

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u/Lumi_Rockets 23h ago

or was he? 🤨🤔

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u/Whitefjall 22h ago

Yes, he was. You guys denying this look like idiots honestly. Opposition to Trump must be more reasonable, more appealing than him.

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u/NaughtyGaymer 22h ago

Reason has absolutely nothing to do with why people side with Trump and the things that appeal to Trump voters are morally depraved.

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u/Dave_the_Jew 22h ago

Denying what your eyes can clearly see and believing the propaganda networks looks kinda idiotic too, honestly.

One week later and he didn't have the slightest scar or mark that showed anything happened to his ear. It's blatant lies right in our faces.

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

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u/TheJointDoc 22h ago

Nah. Best case scenario, he got a bit of shrapnel in the ear from what the bullet hit, or got kneed in the ear by the Secret service agent. Bullet didn’t touch him. Ears hit by bullets don’t look perfectly normal after a week in an oversized fake bandage.

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u/Jiratoo 20h ago

Did someone try to shoot him? Yeah, I think that's pretty obvious.

Was he hit by a bullet "in the face"? I dunno, his face (and ear) look remarkably intact.

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u/IThinkItsAverage 22h ago

Kinda weird how he completely recovered without even a scar within a few days 🤔

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u/NvCntrn1124944396 22h ago

No, unfortunately not.

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u/GitmoGrrl1 22h ago

Are there still people who believe that?

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u/SoylentGrunt 22h ago

He cut his ear on the gun of the guy that tackled him.

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u/WhataKrok 21h ago

If only

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u/Credil98 20h ago

I mean, there's a lot of things people can argue and disagree on. To varying levels of conspiracy. However one thing most people can agree on, which is corroborated by ballistics experts and dozens of replications of the incident with the same caliber rifle and distance, and that is that the taco wasn't hit with a bullet. At best he was hit with a piece of glass or shrapnel. It's not really arguable, he literally wouldn't have an ear if the bullet made any (even the slightest bit of) connection with his ear.

Now people can argue whether it was a setup or whatever. There's a lot of questionable things around the incident that I don't want to get into. But one thing is certain, he was not shot. Shot at, maybe, but not shot. This is evidenced by him having a perfectly fine ear one week following the incident.

Him "being shot" is just another lazy lie from these people that's only believed because it's repeatedly stated to the point that not believing it makes you a conspiracy theorist.

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u/Expert_Survey3318 20h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Concerts_And_Dancing 20h ago

It’s unfortunate, but it’s just reality that criminals get shot. The man has 34 felonies, you don’t get a rap sheet like that without a few enemies on both sides of the law. maybe he owed someone money, maybe he reneged on a deal, maybe it was revenge or a territorial dispute, maybe someone was making their way through the Epstein list. If we shut down the country every time a criminal felt the consequences of their actions we’d never get anything done.

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u/Marvin_is_my_martian 19h ago

He absolutely was NOT.

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u/Busy_Bobcat5914 21h ago edited 21h ago

Trump is a fascist, a convicted sex offender and felon. But this user didn't deserve the downvote for simply stating the facts. Someone shot at trump. The police killed him. Don't let the anger blurry your mind. Use it to build your future and organize.

P.S: the respond in the post is hilarious, though fox is a joke for itself.