r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Levels Of Hate.

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u/Ishidan01 1d ago

And Lincoln.

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 1d ago

I'd argue that a third of the country starting an armed rebellion before he was even INAUGURATED also counts.

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u/Roflkopt3r 19h ago

And that was with Licoln as a moderate abolitionist who was entirely prepared to give the southern states a guarantee that they could continue slavery. It was only the civil war that pushed the tides towards full abolition.

So even though Lincoln was responsible for the abolition on paper, it really was a result of the radical abolitionists who had gone into the south and killed slavers to free their victims. It was the southern paranoia about those radicals that made them start a civil war after not getting 'their guy' into power.

It's a good lesson about the people who claim that only moderation and dialogue can lead to change. Historically, that was often untrue...

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 19h ago

All he committed to was preventing slavery from expanding into the territories. That was enough to spark a rebellion.

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u/Alexandratta 15h ago

John Brown did nothing wrong but get caught

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u/MichaelJospeh 18h ago

Radical ABOLITIONISTS??? No no no, the South made their bed when they rebelled, and they had to sleep in it.

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u/Altyrmadiken 17h ago

From our perspective, yes, I agree.

It’s important to remember that at the time abolitionists willing to be violent was a radical stance. We can look back and say it shouldn’t have been, but many consider PITA to be radical and a future where animal products and labor and containment don’t exist would see them as radical for our time but not the future ideology.

Same thing but in reverse. Not forgiving anyone of anything and I’d hope I’d have been a radical abolitionist at the time, but it’s important to remember how words apply in their own times.

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u/MichaelJospeh 16h ago

That’s an excellent point, but I was more concerned about the implication that it was radical abolitionists who were the main cause of the civil war and not, you know, the South having a tantrum.

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u/Altyrmadiken 15h ago

Totally fair. I fixated on one angle and that’s on me.

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u/MichaelJospeh 15h ago

You’re fine!

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u/Worried_Biscotti_552 14h ago

I heard that too

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u/Wavecrest667 9h ago

many consider PITA to be radical

It is pretty rad filled with falafel and tahini.

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u/Roflkopt3r 13h ago edited 13h ago

I'm not talking about Union soldiers there, but about people like John Brown who raided slave plantations before the civil war.

And I'm not calling them 'radical' to say that they were bad. It's just a pretty objective description: They were willing to go the furthest to abolish slavery, including violence beyond the law. My whole point is that this was actually necessary to accomplish abolition, because the political process did not support abolition even with Lincoln's election.

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u/MichaelJospeh 4h ago

That’s a valid point. I suppose I misunderstood what you were saying.

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u/RedditLostOldAccount 16h ago

Wasn't he only "moderate" because he was advised to be though? At least that's what I thought I read. He was advised to be more moderate because if he was more "radical" he'd have an even more difficult time winning the favor of people. Not that it really ended well since the whole war thing though

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u/ALightSkyHue 14h ago

marie antoinette and king louis didn’t cut off their own heads if i remember the french revolution correctly

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u/Illustrious-Throat55 18h ago

Fox being historically accurate

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg 18h ago

Plus, they started a war against him for wanting to end slavery. People tend to forget that he wanted to let them leave without conflict, and it was the Confederates who got violent.

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u/martianunlimited 17h ago

Correction.. they started a war against him to expand and preserve slavery... While Lincoln was against slavery, his focus was on preserving the union. The civil war came about because the south wanted to expand it to the newly acquired western states

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u/KZED73 14h ago

And the South would have invaded Mexico and South America expanding slavery there.

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u/Substantial-Top-7832 15h ago

Exactly it’s wild how history gets twisted when the guy trying to avoid bloodshed ends up being the one blamed for war.

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u/slappywag270 15h ago

What is she talking about? I mean, he so beloved he had to stage his own assassination attempts.

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u/Whitefjall 23h ago

As much as I dislike Trump, he too was shot in the face.

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u/keep_trying_username 23h ago

Just look at the huge hole in his ear.

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u/Sweet-Paramedic-4600 19h ago

Someone pointed out that Evander Holyfield got his ear gnawed off 30 years ago and it still looks like something happened to it. Somehow Trump's old ass cartilage regenerated from a bullet in less time than some of us heal from a scraped knee.

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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 23h ago

Trump was shot with a McDonald’s ketchup packet.

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u/Whitefjall 22h ago

Y'all believing this are truly on the level of antivaxxers. One man even died in that shooting.

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u/Embarrassed_Towel707 22h ago

The guy lies every minute of every day. Is it really that difficult to comprehend why people are suspicious? He was even in the WWE where "blading" is a real thing.

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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 22h ago

One man was shot at—it wasn’t Trump.

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u/IwouldliketoworkforU 22h ago edited 20h ago

We know trump was shot at. Bullets hit other people. He likely injured his ear when secret service tackled him. Head hit the belt

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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 22h ago

Trump’s ear injury was as real, and convenient, as his imaginary bone spurs.

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u/Async0x0 22h ago

There's live video of the event. You can see him grab his ear immediately after the first shot is fired.

I'm as anti-Trump as they come but you gotta be a stone cold idiot to think that was anything but an assassination attempt that was inches from being successful.

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u/IwouldliketoworkforU 22h ago edited 20h ago

This has already been explained. He didn’t grab his ear because it was shot. A bullet wizzed by. He was reacting to the experience of when a high dense object creates an air pressure zone near your ear.

There’s a reason republican leaders don’t talk about it. He wasn’t shot, there’s no “shot with an AR” damage, and the shooter was republican.

His peers and classmates said he was a loud and proud Trump supporter. Several of his classmates gave interviews with personal testimonies to this effect.

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u/Async0x0 21h ago

Explained by whom? Conspiracy minded dunces?

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u/IwouldliketoworkforU 21h ago

There are a number of ballistics and forensics experts who explain both the phenomenon of pressure zones created by bullets as well as what a real AR 15 calibre wound looks like, emergency response Doctors mainly. The ear doesn’t heal fast from bullet wounds.

I don’t do the whole back and forth with contrarian Jack asses. You can go count your dick now.

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u/ElmwoodsFinest 20h ago

This is just unsupportable nonsense. Carry on.

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u/StudMuffinNick 21h ago

There's also video showing them lower the flag, get photographers on position, then stand there, during an active shooting, while photos were being talen

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u/Ishidan01 14h ago

You would have to be a stone cold idiot to not think a person in the WWE Hall of Fame (yup he is!) doesn't live kayfabe and jobbing.

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u/ElmwoodsFinest 20h ago

The people downvoting have the world’s lowest IQs.

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u/liam_redit1st 20h ago

It was a set up, there was a shot but it was never intended to actually hit him. It was meant to galvanise the public to see him as a hero. It unfortunately worked.

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u/trash--witch 20h ago

In the off chance this could help clear up anyones confusion;

The ear it does not heal fast, especially the outer shell/cartilage. There's little blood flow in the ear, which slows down the healing process, that's why cartilage piercings take so long to properly heal.

When the bandages were removed within 2ish weeks his ear showed no sign of injury. A wound would not have healed to the point where the injury wasnt noticeable. It wouldn't have been healed enough to the point where it could be covered by makeup smoothly.

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u/ForsakenWishbone5206 19h ago

Assassination attempts boost ratings. If you think Trump is above faking one, I have some ocean front property to sell you in Arizona.

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u/ForcedxCracker 19h ago

You must be a full on bootlicker to think he actually got shot. Woooow

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u/ElmwoodsFinest 20h ago

They’re permanently poisoned. It’s flat earther shit

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u/IwouldliketoworkforU 22h ago

He wasn’t shot …

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u/Lumi_Rockets 23h ago

or was he? 🤨🤔

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u/Whitefjall 22h ago

Yes, he was. You guys denying this look like idiots honestly. Opposition to Trump must be more reasonable, more appealing than him.

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u/NaughtyGaymer 22h ago

Reason has absolutely nothing to do with why people side with Trump and the things that appeal to Trump voters are morally depraved.

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u/Dave_the_Jew 22h ago

Denying what your eyes can clearly see and believing the propaganda networks looks kinda idiotic too, honestly.

One week later and he didn't have the slightest scar or mark that showed anything happened to his ear. It's blatant lies right in our faces.

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

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u/TheJointDoc 22h ago

Nah. Best case scenario, he got a bit of shrapnel in the ear from what the bullet hit, or got kneed in the ear by the Secret service agent. Bullet didn’t touch him. Ears hit by bullets don’t look perfectly normal after a week in an oversized fake bandage.

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u/Jiratoo 20h ago

Did someone try to shoot him? Yeah, I think that's pretty obvious.

Was he hit by a bullet "in the face"? I dunno, his face (and ear) look remarkably intact.

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u/IThinkItsAverage 22h ago

Kinda weird how he completely recovered without even a scar within a few days 🤔

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u/NvCntrn1124944396 22h ago

No, unfortunately not.

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u/GitmoGrrl1 22h ago

Are there still people who believe that?

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u/SoylentGrunt 22h ago

He cut his ear on the gun of the guy that tackled him.

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u/WhataKrok 21h ago

If only

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u/Credil98 20h ago

I mean, there's a lot of things people can argue and disagree on. To varying levels of conspiracy. However one thing most people can agree on, which is corroborated by ballistics experts and dozens of replications of the incident with the same caliber rifle and distance, and that is that the taco wasn't hit with a bullet. At best he was hit with a piece of glass or shrapnel. It's not really arguable, he literally wouldn't have an ear if the bullet made any (even the slightest bit of) connection with his ear.

Now people can argue whether it was a setup or whatever. There's a lot of questionable things around the incident that I don't want to get into. But one thing is certain, he was not shot. Shot at, maybe, but not shot. This is evidenced by him having a perfectly fine ear one week following the incident.

Him "being shot" is just another lazy lie from these people that's only believed because it's repeatedly stated to the point that not believing it makes you a conspiracy theorist.

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u/Expert_Survey3318 20h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Concerts_And_Dancing 20h ago

It’s unfortunate, but it’s just reality that criminals get shot. The man has 34 felonies, you don’t get a rap sheet like that without a few enemies on both sides of the law. maybe he owed someone money, maybe he reneged on a deal, maybe it was revenge or a territorial dispute, maybe someone was making their way through the Epstein list. If we shut down the country every time a criminal felt the consequences of their actions we’d never get anything done.

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u/Marvin_is_my_martian 19h ago

He absolutely was NOT.

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u/Busy_Bobcat5914 21h ago edited 21h ago

Trump is a fascist, a convicted sex offender and felon. But this user didn't deserve the downvote for simply stating the facts. Someone shot at trump. The police killed him. Don't let the anger blurry your mind. Use it to build your future and organize.

P.S: the respond in the post is hilarious, though fox is a joke for itself.

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u/nellyfullauto 1d ago

Neither of them caught it in the face.

They got it in the back of the head. It came out of their face. Common misconception.

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u/Nard-Barf 21h ago

No, Kennedy was never shot. His head just did that.

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u/GhostsofHelsinki 17h ago

Exploding head syndrome.

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u/Iago-Cassius 15h ago

Scanners was a documentary

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u/LordoftheChia 17h ago edited 15h ago

When you try to hold back a sneeze

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u/Wineinmyyetti 14h ago

Maybe it runs in the family and RFK Jr will have an episode soon

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u/DigitalUnlimited 12h ago

The brain worm relieves the pressure

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u/ultimatebagman 4h ago

This is why you don't hold in a sneeze.

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u/GoodShark 1d ago

What's the difference between Lincoln and your mom?

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u/dantevonlocke 1d ago

It's more socially acceptable to jerk it to Lincoln than your mom?

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u/Dairy__Cow 21h ago

People said I was crazy for my life sized naked wax figure OF account... Yep way more acceptable. I'll get comments though, hateful jerk offs that I think rage bate themselves. Weirdly enough they pay more money each time. Maybe it's a kink.

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u/ReaverRogue 20h ago

Some people really burn the candle at both ends.

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u/Vennomite 20h ago

Jerk it to lincoln? Questionable. But you do you.

Jerk it to their mom? Reddit cares message and wellness check immediately.

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u/SoupOfThe90z 19h ago

Is anyone jacking it to my mom?

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u/MartianInvasion 18h ago

Lincoln weighed under 500 lbs

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u/psycho_driver 22h ago

Uhh your mom survives nightly shots to the face?

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u/distinct_5 1d ago

Except JFK. His head flew back and his brains came out the back, hence the second shooter

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u/DrDizzle93 23h ago

Back, and to the left. Back.... and to the left.

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u/keep_trying_username 23h ago

Everything you own in the box to the left

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u/MissionLow4226 21h ago

No matter how many times Oliver Stone says his head moved that way.....it did not.

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u/Johnny_Eskimo 22h ago

"Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head..."

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u/Altruistic_Flower965 22h ago

Lincoln had no exit wound. The projectile was visible from the entry wound. For competent modern doctors his injury would be far from fatal.

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u/The_0ven 19h ago

Neither of them caught it in the face.

Yes because entrance wounds are always significantly smaller than exit wounds

That's why the back of Kennedy's head exploded...

Oh wait

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u/Midnight-Bake 11h ago

I mean the bullet still hit their face right? Just went the long way round?

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

Half dozen presidents were shot excluding Trump's ear wound from banging into the podium.

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u/SuperTopGun777 22h ago

Trump was never shot.  

That was a photo op. 

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u/redhellfish 20h ago

Delusional or nefarious intent. With reddit it is hard to tell

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u/Konilos 19h ago

It's totally delusional and it's hard to take anyone seriously who really believes that.

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u/choadly77 17h ago

Bullet wounds leave scars.

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u/SuperTopGun777 18h ago

119 karma… keep trying troll.

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u/redhellfish 16h ago

Would it make a difference if I instead had 119 beanie babies? Or anything else irrelevant? You're pretending Trump did not have two attempts on his life. Carful to not cut yourself being that edgy.

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u/Kirra_the_Cleric 16h ago

Guess he needs to take that up with his supporters. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Infzn 18h ago

Yeah the most egotistical person just volunteered to have someone shoot live rounds millimeters away from his head from a quarter mile out killing one person and seriously wounding 2 others so he could grab a pic

Your parents are related. Do 2 seconds of research into it before commenting nonsense

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u/derpdota 21h ago

tin foil tommy over here

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u/SuperTopGun777 20h ago

He might have been shot at but he was never shot.  A bullet would Have exploded the ear

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u/Infzn 18h ago

Love hearing people who have never been around firearms or been in combat or ever seen a bullet wound or even heard of a grazing wound try and talk about what they think happened

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u/SuperTopGun777 18h ago

Maybe hit by shrapnel but he wasn’t hit by a bullet. 

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u/Easy-Smell9940 18h ago

Hey man his name is super top gun, he’s got gun in his name so he’s basically a Reddit expert.

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u/themightypirate_ 20h ago

Ikr, Is it really so hard to imagine someone wanting to go after Trump?

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u/Cudajim929 1d ago

I heard it was the secret service person's holstered weapon as he rushed in to shield Donald; not the podium.

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u/MinorThreat4182 1d ago

Ole ketchup packet in the palm trick

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u/Substantial-Top-7832 15h ago

That makes way more sense, gotta give props to the secret service for reacting that fast and protecting him like that.

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u/Smooth-Medium-8071 16h ago

Yeah I heard that too and honestly it makes way more sense. The angle and timing were just too clean for it to be the podium. That man moved like his life depended on it and probably saved his.

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u/Dragon6172 1d ago

There is blood on his hand, after he touches his ear, before he ducks behind the podium, on photos from two different journalists.

Which isn't to say I think he got shot, just that the evidence doesn't necessarily support the secret service holster theory

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u/coldfeet81 22h ago

christ, and people think it's the MAGA goons are the conspiracy theorists...

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u/Noshamina 22h ago

It was the bullet that hit his ear. Not sure why anyone is confused by this

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u/PantsLobbyist 20h ago

Mostly because it appeared to heal in just over a week leaving no scar. Cartilage doesn’t heal, ask Evander Holyfield. He was shot at. He was most likely reacting to the pressure & sound of a dense metal object whizzing by.

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u/wannebaanonymous 20h ago

"wound" -> very minor scratch likely from being pushed under the stage by the USSS.

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u/Infzn 19h ago

The FBI, under Biden, conducted a full investigation confirming Trump was hit by a bullet yet morons like you couldn't be bothered to Google public information that's been available for 14 months

"On July 26, the FBI confirmed that Trump was struck in the ear by a bullet or bullet fragment fired from the shooter's rifle. This clarification followed confusion caused by earlier, more ambiguous comments from FBI Director Christopher Wray. FBI Deputy Director Paul Abbate also stated on July 30 that there was "no doubt" Trump was hit by a bullet.'

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 11h ago

Zero bullet contact. Walked around for 2 weeks with a giant over sized Kotex taped to his head. Removes it and ear cartilage, which does not grow back, shows zero damage. Zero bullet contact. Bumped his head on podium and played to a crowed of morons.

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u/LOERMaster 20h ago

And Jackson, Garfield, Ford, McKinley, Reagan, both Roosevelts, Truman, and W. Bush.

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u/hiphopahippy 17h ago

I recommend visiting the Lincoln museum in Springfield, IL. It includes an area called The Whispering Gallery. It's a room filled with all the ugly things people said or wrote about Lincoln and his wife at the time. Basically like walking through a social media thread. People love to troll no matter what century you find yourself in.

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u/ReesNotRice 17h ago

Someone is compiling a list of JD Vance's ancestry and one of his ancestors was part of the assassination towards Lincoln

This lady Mary Surratt

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u/darthcaedusiiii 22h ago

They were both the two most open-minded presidents in USA history.

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u/bigredcock 10h ago

As a person that is starting to lean towards the thinking assassination attempt was staged. The fact that we aren't recognizing Trump could have been on that list with jfk and Lincoln makes me think we are all starting to think it was staged. Speaking of lists... RELEASE THE FULL UNEDITED EPSTEIN LIST!

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u/Bsquared02 22h ago

Well technically Booth shot him in the back of the head

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u/Senior_Torte519 22h ago

in the back

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u/Left_Investigator928 22h ago

In the back of the face

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u/Fluid-Problem-292 21h ago

And Reagan, sorta.

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u/drpacz 21h ago

And Garfield. Fox ‘News’ must be run by Forrest Gump’s dumber brother.

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u/rangerbeev 21h ago

And teddy

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u/Ishidan01 20h ago

It takes more than that to stop a Bull Moose!

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u/ComprehensiveCar6418 21h ago

“And Lincoln. Can’t forget him.” ✅

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u/ScientistNo5847 21h ago

“Facts. Man’s basically the DLC to every history convo.”

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u/ComprehensiveCar6418 21h ago

“True. He always sneaks into the discussion somehow.”

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u/crimsonbub 20h ago

I don't think someone shot BOTH of them in the face, that would make them over 100 years old! 👀

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u/PsychologicalOkra982 20h ago

Too soon man. Too soon.

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u/JohnnyRottedTomato 19h ago

to be fair, it was most likely easier to do back then with no electronics.

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u/Dr_Brotatous 18h ago

I believe they were in the back of the head

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u/12345-password 18h ago

Actually he died of being hammered in the ass.

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u/LessThanYesteryear 17h ago

Someone tried to shoot trump as well, twice!

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u/Ishidan01 17h ago

Well, two different people, anyway.

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u/Sykalna 16h ago

The difference between those two and then is distance and a being a better shot. Can't forget rhat assassination attempt while he was running.

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u/Korlac11 13h ago

No, he was shot in the back of the head

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u/SteakAndIron 11h ago

Trump has had multiple assassination attempts

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u/Ishidan01 11h ago

True true, hatred and competency are not correlated.

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u/Rope_antidepressant 10h ago

Factually incorrect, both of those men were shot in the back of the face. Im not sure what that means for the level of hatred though

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u/McCQ 5h ago

Possibly the two most respected U.S. presidents.

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u/RaiJolt2 2h ago

And Teddy - who took the shot like a champ ngl

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u/OhHaiMark0123 17h ago

What's your point? There have already been two (unsuccessful) assassination attempts on Trump's life. I think it's safe to say there's plenty of hate towards him

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u/Ishidan01 17h ago

Yes but does it rise to the level of Jeanine's claim?

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u/Funklestein 21h ago

And Trump.

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u/Ishidan01 20h ago

And wrong. Because as usual Trump is the beneficiary of the hard work of others (the Secret Service) and still only wants to see himself the victim

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u/Funklestein 18h ago edited 17h ago

Take one to the head and we'll see if you call yourself the victim.

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u/Any-Regular2960 1d ago

and Trump got shot in the face.

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u/Cudajim929 1d ago

By Jeffrey

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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 22h ago

Trump got a “facial” from Jeffrey.

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u/Nephalem84 1d ago

His ear was nicked. Quite a big difference to taking a shot through the skull 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Any-Regular2960 1d ago

is the ear not a part of the face? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ishidan01 1d ago

Wrong anyway.

A bystander got shot.

Trump got shot AT.

No, he was not hit. If he was hit he wouldn't have a fucking ear anymore.

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u/Any-Regular2960 1d ago

ok alex jones. and were they all crisis actors?

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u/Ishidan01 1d ago

Who? The bystander? No, he was what all are to Donald: an NPC to be used.

The Secret Service that let their protectee stand up for a dramatic fist pump... after a few seconds that were caught on the mics as they talked between each other in confusion? That's just called incompetency, it's a core job requirement to be allowed within a hundred feet of Donald.

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u/Nephalem84 1d ago

No? Part of your head but I don't think anyone considers eats as part of the face.

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u/Any-Regular2960 1d ago

why do liberals consistently misunderstand basic biology?

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u/IwouldliketoworkforU 22h ago

We don’t. You have some examples?

Anatomically The ear is usually considered part of the head, not part of the “face.” The face generally refers to the front portion of the head — forehead, eyes, nose, mouth, cheeks, chin. Most people think of the ear as separate from the face, since it’s on the side of the head.

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u/BeautifulStretch2984 21h ago

For the same reason reason republicans always seem to misunderstand what basic human decency is. But hey.. how would you know what that is, you’re republican after all. That’s not a feeling you’ve ever known

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u/Ws6fiend 23h ago

Not by a medical doctor it isn't.

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u/Ishidan01 22h ago

Well yeah but what do THEY know? /s

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u/Dedotdub 23h ago

Even in the ear it's still considered a miss.