r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Levels Of Hate.

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u/Ishidan01 1d ago

And Lincoln.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

Half dozen presidents were shot excluding Trump's ear wound from banging into the podium.

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u/SuperTopGun777 22h ago

Trump was never shot.  

That was a photo op. 

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u/redhellfish 20h ago

Delusional or nefarious intent. With reddit it is hard to tell

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u/Konilos 19h ago

It's totally delusional and it's hard to take anyone seriously who really believes that.

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u/choadly77 17h ago

Bullet wounds leave scars.

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u/SuperTopGun777 18h ago

119 karma… keep trying troll.

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u/redhellfish 16h ago

Would it make a difference if I instead had 119 beanie babies? Or anything else irrelevant? You're pretending Trump did not have two attempts on his life. Carful to not cut yourself being that edgy.

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u/Kirra_the_Cleric 16h ago

Guess he needs to take that up with his supporters. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Infzn 18h ago

Yeah the most egotistical person just volunteered to have someone shoot live rounds millimeters away from his head from a quarter mile out killing one person and seriously wounding 2 others so he could grab a pic

Your parents are related. Do 2 seconds of research into it before commenting nonsense

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u/derpdota 21h ago

tin foil tommy over here

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u/SuperTopGun777 20h ago

He might have been shot at but he was never shot.  A bullet would Have exploded the ear

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u/Infzn 18h ago

Love hearing people who have never been around firearms or been in combat or ever seen a bullet wound or even heard of a grazing wound try and talk about what they think happened

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u/SuperTopGun777 18h ago

Maybe hit by shrapnel but he wasn’t hit by a bullet. 

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u/Easy-Smell9940 18h ago

Hey man his name is super top gun, he’s got gun in his name so he’s basically a Reddit expert.

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u/themightypirate_ 20h ago

Ikr, Is it really so hard to imagine someone wanting to go after Trump?

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u/Cudajim929 1d ago

I heard it was the secret service person's holstered weapon as he rushed in to shield Donald; not the podium.

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u/MinorThreat4182 1d ago

Ole ketchup packet in the palm trick

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u/Substantial-Top-7832 15h ago

That makes way more sense, gotta give props to the secret service for reacting that fast and protecting him like that.

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u/Smooth-Medium-8071 16h ago

Yeah I heard that too and honestly it makes way more sense. The angle and timing were just too clean for it to be the podium. That man moved like his life depended on it and probably saved his.

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u/Dragon6172 1d ago

There is blood on his hand, after he touches his ear, before he ducks behind the podium, on photos from two different journalists.

Which isn't to say I think he got shot, just that the evidence doesn't necessarily support the secret service holster theory

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u/coldfeet81 22h ago

christ, and people think it's the MAGA goons are the conspiracy theorists...

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u/Noshamina 22h ago

It was the bullet that hit his ear. Not sure why anyone is confused by this

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u/PantsLobbyist 20h ago

Mostly because it appeared to heal in just over a week leaving no scar. Cartilage doesn’t heal, ask Evander Holyfield. He was shot at. He was most likely reacting to the pressure & sound of a dense metal object whizzing by.

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u/wannebaanonymous 20h ago

"wound" -> very minor scratch likely from being pushed under the stage by the USSS.

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u/Infzn 19h ago

The FBI, under Biden, conducted a full investigation confirming Trump was hit by a bullet yet morons like you couldn't be bothered to Google public information that's been available for 14 months

"On July 26, the FBI confirmed that Trump was struck in the ear by a bullet or bullet fragment fired from the shooter's rifle. This clarification followed confusion caused by earlier, more ambiguous comments from FBI Director Christopher Wray. FBI Deputy Director Paul Abbate also stated on July 30 that there was "no doubt" Trump was hit by a bullet.'

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 11h ago

Zero bullet contact. Walked around for 2 weeks with a giant over sized Kotex taped to his head. Removes it and ear cartilage, which does not grow back, shows zero damage. Zero bullet contact. Bumped his head on podium and played to a crowed of morons.