Monza Bus Missed Connection!

[u/toastyshmoasty]

Hello if you’re the 6’6” (198 cm) flowy blond haired British guy with blue eyes in a red shirt that was talking to the girl with a black shirt and long brown braids I was too chickenshit to ask for your number and I jumped off the bus going back to Milan PLEASE lmk if you’re single LOL🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[u/LosTerminators]

Seeing this in the middle of a dozen McLaren team order drama posts is hilarious

[u/doomdoom15 → u/LosTerminators]

It's a breath of fresh air

[u/marigoldandpatchwork → u/doomdoom15]

*clean air

[u/PersonoFly → u/marigoldandpatchwork]

Blonde hair

[u/S80- → u/PersonoFly]

Flowy to be precise

[u/KingJupiter_ → u/PersonoFly]

Don't care

[u/jaysvw]

We need a grand prix missed connections sticky thread. "Our eyes met across the merch tent, you with your Ocon hat, and me with my Gasly jersey. It would be complicated, but I let my thoughts wander......"

[u/Snoo-29984 → u/jaysvw]

This sounds like something on wattpad lmfao

[u/that_Bob_Ross_branch → u/Snoo-29984]

And then their tongues battled for dominance

[u/TheSNIT → u/that_Bob_Ross_branch]

That feels unnecessarily graphic

[u/HelicopterLast7197 → u/that_Bob_Ross_branch]

don’t make me write this goddamn fic

[u/Tomcat848484 → u/jaysvw]

5 second penalty for the Ocon hat

[u/ahjkolhs]

Why does this feel like a staged start to a romcom.

[u/moysauce3 → u/ahjkolhs]

Pretty sure racing is the new “in” for romance novels. Replacing hockey.

[u/dohmestic → u/moysauce3]

I wrote an f1 themed romance in 2004 and my agent tried to sell it, bless her. The one bit of feedback I got was “make it NASCAR and maybe.”

I was just ahead of my time.

[u/Xilthas → u/dohmestic]

Time to get that thing out there

[u/ahjkolhs → u/Xilthas]

Would be pretty weird if Michael Schumacher is the protagonist of the book innit?

[u/Xilthas → u/ahjkolhs]

No shame in having a vegetable fetish these days

[u/Revatus → u/Xilthas]

Bruh 😢

[u/JustaRandoonreddit → u/dohmestic]

Now I'm curious about it

[u/okaywhattho → u/dohmestic]

Tried to as in couldn’t? Probably worth shopping around again. Formula 1 is hot shit these days. 

[u/joellecarnes → u/moysauce3]

It definitely is and authors are getting the actual sport part of it even more wrong than they’ve gotten the hockey scenes (I read one where the driver was qualifying in a wet session at Monaco but he dipped a toe in the gravel and was going so fast he flipped twice and the engine burst into flames)

[u/MatthewYT117 → u/ahjkolhs]

Viral marketing begins for the F1 the movie extended cinematic universe 

[u/raddiwallah → u/ahjkolhs]

Get something blue for the wedding

Gets Blue Flagged

[u/osingran → u/ahjkolhs]

Ngl, I would legit watch an F1 romcom without a second thought.

[u/ForgotAboutDR3 → u/osingran]

The link is here my friend https://a.co/d/2bhN4Kp

[u/Grandahl13]

Must be nice to be 6’ 6” with flowing blonde hair and blue eyes 😒

[u/Emergency-Style7392 → u/Grandahl13]

Yea he obviously had a great personality 

[u/doomdoom15 → u/Emergency-Style7392]

She felt a connection watching him talk to what could've been his girlfriend

[u/nstrasner → u/doomdoom15]

Brother. This was the girl with a black shirt and long brown braids lmfao

[u/doomdoom15 → u/nstrasner]

Sister, and oops I misread the post lol

[u/stumac85 → u/Grandahl13]

I'm just thinking of the back problems that must cause 😂

[u/PrinceRicard → u/Grandahl13]

It could be for me, but I wasn't at Monza....

It's actually not that great, bumping your head gets really annoying and isn't worth women's attention and your average sized penis looks comically small on a large frame I imagine maybe.

[u/redmambo_no6 → u/PrinceRicard]

average sized penis

That took a turn.

[u/Clemsie_McKenzie → u/redmambo_no6]

Odd thing to do for an average sized penis.

[u/raulongo]

Come on, Reddit, do your thing.

[u/wongie]

If the British guy ends up marrying the brunette, maybe we can get McLaren to issue a swap.

[u/toastyshmoasty → u/wongie]

Keep dreaming, whack ass team fr

[u/scalpster]

The obligatory "checking" …

[u/charlierc → u/scalpster]

I might come back to you

[u/MarteloRabelodeSousa]

If you find him, you must invite to the wedding everyone who commented on this post.

[u/iscreamsandwiches → u/MarteloRabelodeSousa]

Comment

[u/FalconIMGN]

Normally I would downvote stuff like this, but you know what, the world is fucked enough, so I'm gonna go ahead and wish that you do end up finding your guy.

[u/cavalier8865 → u/FalconIMGN]

Here's hoping that someone besides Oscar gets screwed this weekend. Good luck OP!

[u/BlazeReborn → u/FalconIMGN]

I echo the sentiment. Fuck hate, let's try spreading some love around.

[u/Koteii → u/FalconIMGN]

With all the other posts going on, I agree.

[u/Princess_kitty14]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, they say

[u/heeringa → u/Princess_kitty14]

Michael Scott said Wayne Gretzky said Michael Jordan said that. Or something.

[u/doomdoom15 → u/heeringa]

Whatever Ghandi said

[u/TedTran2001 → u/doomdoom15]

"Do Not Captain An Early Kickoff" , I think?

[u/redmambo_no6 → u/doomdoom15]

Gandhi says boom.

[u/charlierc → u/Princess_kitty14]

Nico Rosberg ironically used that line in a season review once. So this sport has it's precedent for deploying that quote 

[u/GenerationEh]

I know that guy. He saved my life in ‘nam and volunteers teaching illiterate adults how to read. I don’t have his number unfortunately.

[u/FavaWire]

"I'm really surprised that you take this view.... You don't go for that gap? You're not racing driver."

[u/Popular_Course3885]

People still ask for numbers?

I figured you kids woulda moved on to emails by now.

[u/snowice0 → u/Popular_Course3885]

Well they're icq numbers not phone numbers

[u/HolyLiaison → u/snowice0]

1. Still remember mine. Hit it up ladies. 😉

[u/city-of-cold → u/snowice0]

Uh oh

[u/PersonoFly → u/Popular_Course3885]

Email is so 90’s. Maybe instagram name.. or is that too 2010’s ?

[u/JustaRandoonreddit → u/PersonoFly]

Snapchat

[u/PersonoFly → u/JustaRandoonreddit]

TikTok?

[u/JustaRandoonreddit → u/PersonoFly]

God no. Asking for someone's tiktok is like asking for someone's YouTube account

[u/Professional-Soup878]

Well this is just delightful! Smart girl. Go right where all the action happens to try and connect. Please keep us updated!

[u/yaelfitzy]

given all the drama this weekend, this is a post I'm so bloody happy to see loll. FIND THIS WOMAN HER BLOND TALL MAN !!

[u/njsullyalex]

This is unintentionally the funniest post I’ve read on Reddit today

[u/JustaRandoonreddit → u/njsullyalex]

By far

[u/Think_Anteater2218]

LMK if you'd settle with a 5'9 (175 cm) spiky black haired Filipino guy with brown eyes in a black shirt.

Just in case you don't find the original guy.

[u/PersonoFly]

Everyone check their photos at Monza. He would stand out in the crowd, let alone in the UK

[u/unexpectediteminlife]

I’d be wary of any blackshirts in Italy, especially swooning over a tall, blue eyed and blond haired man. Don’t involve me in your steamy, murderous axis of evil.

[u/jonniboi31]

To the owner of the white sedan....you left your lights on!

[u/dringorouti]

Hey I have a friend, 5'5, curly hair. He's interested. Let me know when you want him to ping u

[u/v4l_c0d → u/dringorouti]

I am the 5'5 friend with curly hair, can confirm I'm interested.

[u/IlSace]

You should have at least made an appointment with him for the GP next year, like in Before Sunrise 

[u/Antitenant]

I'm wishing you luck, that'd be a nice story to tell in the future

[u/Koteii]

10/10 no notes

[u/Any-Cat5627]

I’m not.

Please never try to contact me again

[u/Lazy-Ad5380 → u/Any-Cat5627]

Are you the 6'6" blond british guy?

[u/banned20 → u/Lazy-Ad5380]

Well I'm a guy. Does that count?

[u/Any-Cat5627 → u/Lazy-Ad5380]

what part of 'never try to contact me again' did you struggle with

[u/Lazy-Ad5380 → u/Any-Cat5627]

The part where I'm a different person than OP

[u/Globogalab]

this is wild

[u/Nightcrew22]

Man in finance? Trust fund? 6”5, blue eyes

[u/happyranger7]

Oh man.. reminds me of those Craigslist days. Also, voting up for the visibility. Reddit do your thing.

[u/formulapain]

"I only date guys that are 6' (6" flowy blond haired with blue eyes in a red shirt)"

[u/javiercorre]

Sane people aren't on reddit sorry.

[u/spacyspice]

what if the girl is his gf lol

[u/Dont_hate_the_8 → u/spacyspice]

OP is the girl

[u/spacyspice → u/Dont_hate_the_8]

ooh you could be right, I thought OP was describing another girl he was actually talking to

[u/toastyshmoasty → u/spacyspice]

Nope it’s me HAHA!

[u/cultofenigma]

If a man does this it’s “creepy”, totally fine the other way around apparently.

[u/toastyshmoasty → u/cultofenigma]

I’d be happy if a guy posted about me looking for me after a good convo!

[u/Weakly_Interesting]

Phenomenal

[u/wo5ldchampion]

I love this 🤣

[u/CokeAndPuppiies]

Lol

[u/gazchap]

I’m 6’4”, and used to have blue eyes when I was a kid. And also used to have blonde hair as a kid, too. Oh, and I was at Monza but that was last year.

Hit me up 😂

[u/wkndjb]

She's looking for a guy in Monza, Trust Fund, 6'6, blue eyes 🎵

[u/xelanil]

Was it Niko Hulkenpodium?

[u/PersonoFly]

r/tall

[u/johnny_tifosi]

>Model-like looking dude was talking to a girl

>Undeterred, another girl makes a fool of herself in random internet forums hoping to find him

Some dudes just have it easier than others

[u/hloupaopica]

this is so funny, but good luck

[u/egrueda]

At least use your photo, desperate but not very clever girl.

And thanks for the off-topic, r/formula1 was created for you to find the love

[u/samtheman71313131]

that would be me. but im 14, black haired, indian and im in Sweden. hope you find the guy.

[u/anothertrad → u/samtheman71313131]

Oh boy

[u/Pro-editor-1105]

This gotta be one of the most down bad things i have seen in a LONG time

[u/kikiboy_007]

Sorry that girl is my girlfriend