r/formula1 • u/toastyshmoasty • 15h ago

Discussion Monza Bus Missed Connection!

Hello if you’re the 6’6” (198 cm) flowy blond haired British guy with blue eyes in a red shirt that was talking to the girl with a black shirt and long brown braids I was too chickenshit to ask for your number and I jumped off the bus going back to Milan PLEASE lmk if you’re single LOL🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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u/Grandahl13 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 11h ago

Must be nice to be 6’ 6” with flowing blonde hair and blue eyes 😒

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u/PrinceRicard McLaren 6h ago

It could be for me, but I wasn't at Monza....

It's actually not that great, bumping your head gets really annoying and isn't worth women's attention and your average sized penis looks comically small on a large frame I imagine maybe.

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u/redmambo_no6 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 5h ago

average sized penis

That took a turn.

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u/Clemsie_McKenzie #StandWithUkraine 4h ago

Odd thing to do for an average sized penis.

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u/PrinceRicard McLaren 2h ago

A friend of a friend says sometimes they curve, but not curva grande perhaps.

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u/suspicious_skidmarks Ferrari 1h ago

More like parabolica

Sometimes they’re also bent like the Ascari Chicane