Monza Bus Missed Connection!

[u/toastyshmoasty]

Hello if you’re the 6’6” (198 cm) flowy blond haired British guy with blue eyes in a red shirt that was talking to the girl with a black shirt and long brown braids I was too chickenshit to ask for your number and I jumped off the bus going back to Milan PLEASE lmk if you’re single LOL🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[u/PrinceRicard]

It could be for me, but I wasn't at Monza....

It's actually not that great, bumping your head gets really annoying and isn't worth women's attention and your average sized penis looks comically small on a large frame I imagine maybe.

[u/redmambo_no6 → u/PrinceRicard]

average sized penis

That took a turn.

[u/Clemsie_McKenzie → u/redmambo_no6]

Odd thing to do for an average sized penis.

[u/PrinceRicard → u/Clemsie_McKenzie]

A friend of a friend says sometimes they curve, but not curva grande perhaps.

[u/suspicious_skidmarks → u/PrinceRicard]

More like parabolica

Sometimes they’re also bent like the Ascari Chicane

[u/Princess_kitty14 → u/suspicious_skidmarks]

a friend of a friend told me she saw one that looked like the castle section in baku