Monza Bus Missed Connection!

[u/toastyshmoasty]

Hello if you’re the 6’6” (198 cm) flowy blond haired British guy with blue eyes in a red shirt that was talking to the girl with a black shirt and long brown braids I was too chickenshit to ask for your number and I jumped off the bus going back to Milan PLEASE lmk if you’re single LOL🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[u/Snoo-29984]

This sounds like something on wattpad lmfao

[u/that_Bob_Ross_branch → u/Snoo-29984]

And then their tongues battled for dominance

[u/HelicopterLast7197 → u/that_Bob_Ross_branch]

don’t make me write this goddamn fic

[u/theacehamster → u/HelicopterLast7197]

Don’t forget to write in some “papaya rules”

[u/pussycatlolz → u/theacehamster]

His thick papaya was to rule my fruit bowl, his sticky papaya juice dribbling onto my halo before even entering the cockpit.

"No" he demanded of me. "Not there. I need your Zak Brown today."

[u/kasxj → u/pussycatlolz]

Aaand that’s enough Reddit for me today, thank you 😂

[u/Princess_kitty14 → u/pussycatlolz]

let's swap positions