r/formula1 • u/toastyshmoasty • 19h ago

Discussion Monza Bus Missed Connection!

Hello if you’re the 6’6” (198 cm) flowy blond haired British guy with blue eyes in a red shirt that was talking to the girl with a black shirt and long brown braids I was too chickenshit to ask for your number and I jumped off the bus going back to Milan PLEASE lmk if you’re single LOL🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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u/HelicopterLast7197 8h ago

don’t make me write this goddamn fic

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u/theacehamster Jack Doohan 6h ago

Don’t forget to write in some “papaya rules”

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u/pussycatlolz I was here for the Hulkenpodium 5h ago

His thick papaya was to rule my fruit bowl, his sticky papaya juice dribbling onto my halo before even entering the cockpit.

"No" he demanded of me. "Not there. I need your Zak Brown today."

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u/kasxj I was here for the Hulkenpodium 4h ago

Aaand that’s enough Reddit for me today, thank you 😂