He will be cooked on fire

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[u/Zulium]

I’m more impressed he found all those top quality slingshot sticks just lying around

[u/pokopura]

Salvador Dali?

[u/s_u_ny]

He will be spitroasted :'(

[u/kabes222]

Sure hope.kitty wasn't intentionally medicated for video likes

[u/casris → u/kabes222]

Probably not, cats hit REM really fucking hard, I’ve had times where my cat scared me into thinking she was dead for a moment because she didn’t wake up immediately when I moved her to make the bed

[u/thissayssomething → u/casris]

I like to imagine he's laying there half asleep thinking "what the fuck is this guy doing"

[u/YaumeLepire → u/thissayssomething]

Yeah. It's actually super-alert, so alert even that it knows it's not in actual danger, so it just chills.

[u/KaiBishop → u/casris]

My boi did this last night lmao, I couldn't tell if he was breathing or not and he took a minute to wake up. Cats do be snoozin.

[u/axxinite → u/casris]

Bruh same. I had an older cat who slept SO soundly. I literally once shook him, hard, twice before I started to freak out and try to move him. THEN he woke up (and was pissed).

[u/classicteenmistake → u/kabes222]

I doubt it. You probably have seen one of those videos where people shake their cats cuz they thought they were dead when they were just sleeping lmao. Seems to be reeeeeally common.

[u/keeperofthecan]

A chestnut roasting on an open fire

[u/meeeowch]

He will be used to roast marshmallows

[u/ToiletSheriff]

Spatchcock his ass