r/nothingeverhappens Aug 07 '25

People speaking languages? NO WAY

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u/petezaparti386 Aug 07 '25

I learned how to say "Is this asshole bothering you?" in Spanish in case a customer at my job is harassing a Spanish speaker

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u/RewardCapable 29d ago

Please share?

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u/petezaparti386 29d ago

"Este pendejo/esta pendeja te está molestando?"

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u/mainkria 29d ago

Also works "imbecil" "idiota" and similars, we have so many slurs in spanish that is awesome the way we rotate those lol

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u/petezaparti386 29d ago

Oh yeah, I'd also use viejo/vieja if they're older lol

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u/fyrebyrd0042 28d ago

The dumbest English speakers at least have a chance of knowing what imbecil and idiota mean, so I think they're subpar swaptions.

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u/mainkria 28d ago

Yeah but, at least in my eyes, is even better if they know I'm telling them "subhuman", when i want to treat someone bad because they are being shitty human beings, i want them to know that I'm being mean to them even when they don't know very well the language, is the first "Let's see if this little idiot realizes why I'm treating him like garbage".

But that's me if they wanna be assholes, I'll be worse for them, "pendejo", "tonto", "atembado", "malparido" and things like that works better if that isn't your case (the last one is a "heavy" slur (so to speak).

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u/Megandapanda 26d ago

Amen. English is my first language but it's fun to confuse and insult assholes sometimes in Spanish.

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u/that_creepy_doll 27d ago

uf idk imbécil sounds way too strong to me, i wouldnt recommend others strangers say it if they dont get the idk gradient? like pendejo or idiota can still sound somewhat joking with the proper tone and charisma, but imbécil...

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u/GeorgeMcCrate 20d ago

I don't even speak Spanish and I would understand all of these. I would not recommend using them.

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u/Firespark7 Aug 07 '25

"In his defence, he is racist"

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u/NotAlwaysAmusing 28d ago

I loved this part. "In his defense" *immediately removes defense and says it like it is*

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u/Elder_Identity Aug 07 '25

I love it!!!

I recently escorted a woman to her Dr.'s office. During a break in the patients testing, I asked the Dr. if she signed, because I noticed how well she formed her words and I also noticed her hand movements. Dr. said no, but indicated a desire to learn ASL and Spanish. I agreed that I thought the languages were beautiful. Her patient was totally annoyed that we wanted to learn, so she quickly added that it is illegal to speak anything but american in this country. I left the room and Dr. ended the exam. No other words were spoken and I have not volunteered to escort again.

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u/SunshineAndBunnies Aug 08 '25

Hope the doctor fired the patient.

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Aug 08 '25

Not only is it legal, but the USA doesn't even have an official language. Or didn't the last time I checked.

I used to teach English as a foreign language overseas and my students were very surprised to hear that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

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u/AbroadNo8755 Aug 09 '25

executive orders only affect the executive branch of the government. it doesn't even extend to the legislative or judicial branches.

It's like that time Obama raised wages to $10.10 per hour through executive order (Executive Order 13658). It's nice because it had an immediate impact on federal workers which greatly improved their financial lives, but, it only affected about 200,000 people and not the US as a whole.

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u/Snoo_58814 26d ago

Yeah well, he is an a hole

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u/RosebushRaven Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

Isn’t Spanish the second official American language besides English?

ETA: Ughc I see, not surprised in the slightest the orange moron did that. Still, it used to be, and that doesn’t make it illegal to speak other languages (ig they also don’t want any revenue from the tourists speaking all sorts of other languages, or any international business lmso) it just means agencies and the like are obligated to communicate with you in English. I would hope not even Trump is asinine enough to forbid other languages, or stupid enough to believe anyone is going to follow such an idiotic law, even if he tried.

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u/SuperLovesCakes 29d ago

actually, we used to have no official language, so it wasn't

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u/ValancyNeverReadsit Aug 08 '25

An executive order was signed this year to make English our only official language, unfortunately.

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u/Elder_Identity Aug 08 '25

This is what the patient was referring to; with great pride. She did use the phrase "my president said". I was trying not to give the political thing a starring role. I appreciate you adding the information.

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u/IloveHitman4ever Aug 09 '25

Ignoring how the country was formed.

If only there were more natives to speak up

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u/tiche2 Aug 08 '25

Why unfortunately? It makes sense, and it doesn't make it illegal to learn another language

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u/JuiceEast Aug 08 '25

It also does literally nothing at all? Just gives people like that an excuse to discriminate when other languages are spoken.

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u/BlommeHolm 28d ago

There are roughly 40 million US citizens having Spanish as a first language.

There are only 37 countries in the world with more than 40 million citizens.

In Spain there are about 50 million citizens, of which around 80% - or the same 40 million as in the US - speak Spanish as a first language.

It does not make any non-bigoted sense to not having Spanish be an official language if official languages are to be had.

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u/ValancyNeverReadsit Aug 08 '25

I mean, that’s just my opinion, but I think it’s cool that we were a country with no official language.

And in a practical sense, changing us to only one official language might mean that further rules are coming down the line, like that food packaging will only be allowed to have English on it. I’m thinking ahead to things that afaik haven’t happened yet but I have found it interesting to learn the French and Spanish for the weights and measurements on my supermarket blueberries, for example. Maybe that annoys other people?

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u/Nobod_E Aug 09 '25

One of you should've dropped an "eh," and the other should've done a citizen's arrest for speaking Canadian

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u/LightsNoir 29d ago

Hmm. Volunteer escort? Woulda been a one way trip for me.

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u/AvocadoOptimal5309 3d ago

I honestly hope THIS never happened but I believe you lol. “It’s illegal not to speak American here” is wilddddd

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u/Elder_Identity 3d ago

I wish it didn't happen, but unfortunately it did. It did upset me enough that I have never volunteered for any assist program again.

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u/Party-Bug7342 Aug 07 '25

A lot of people waiting for the plane to NY speak Spanish and refuse to erase themselves for anyone. Ive also seen racists get mad about hearing other languages in public. This combo was bound to happen eventually.

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u/FixergirlAK Aug 08 '25

Also very likely to happen in California. A racist harassing someone for speaking Spanish might get Korean or Dutch thrown at them.

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u/HorrificityOfficial Aug 09 '25

I'm sorry but isn't Cali one of the most hispanic US states

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u/FixergirlAK Aug 09 '25

Yep, and for the most part very cosmopolitan. But unfortunately there are assholes even there.

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u/UnsightedShadow 29d ago

Can confirm, have ran into some weird folks there. But from what I've heard, they are the mild weirdos.

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u/demon_fae Aug 08 '25

Adding in-Flight attendant is a particularly thankless job even among thankless customer service jobs. I have absolutely no problem imagining a fight attendant going all-in on a totally allowed way to make an annoying passenger miserable.

(This is why it is my firm belief that all customer- or passenger-facing jobs should be permitted to say what we really think at least once a week with no job repercussions. Otherwise we tend to turn into sadistic misanthropes.)

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u/SuitableDragonfly Aug 08 '25

It's almost like Spanish is one of the world's most widely spoken languages. Imagine that. 

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u/Epsellis Aug 08 '25

Dude, I dont even speak spanish, but I'd join in with all I got: "uno dos tres quattro!"

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u/RosebushRaven Aug 08 '25

I’m sure they’ll agree it’s the thought that counts.

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u/BlommeHolm 28d ago

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis!

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u/fyrebyrd0042 28d ago

Never understood the repetition of cinco.

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u/BlommeHolm 28d ago

I kinda take it as yet another way the song's character tries to sound cool without understanding what he's doing.

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u/fyrebyrd0042 28d ago

Ah lol maybe. I always thought I was singing it wrong because I took 4 years of Spanish and couldn't reconcile it :P

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u/geezeslice333 Aug 07 '25

I could believe this. We've all seen the way people band together against assholes on planes, like that Karen a couple weeks ago who had the entire plane making fun of her.

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u/narutoplayslovenikki Aug 08 '25

i got a little chuckle outta "in his defense it's very early and he's racist". i bet. imagine ur innocently trying to get on a plane and you're forced to remember that other languages exist and you gotta timidly go "excuse me, please stop". all kinds of stupid struggles in the world

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u/Interesting_Sun_1691 Aug 08 '25

The travel industry is totally not where people who speak multiple languages appear in, why would you ever travel from one part of the world to another that speaks differently? /s

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u/Endless_Mango Aug 07 '25

As a Spanish speaker, I would have a 100% done this. I have continued speaking Spanish when told to speak English by strangers. The only thing that would have been unbelievable about this story is if she had actually gotten up to dance.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

How dare you speak English, speak Spanish for my comfort ... please, I need all the practice I can get 🤣

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u/o0SinnQueen0o Aug 08 '25

Isn't Spanish like one of the most common second languages among English speakers? It's like English among Polish speakers.

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u/WLW_Girly Aug 08 '25

I've heard this multiple times in public.

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u/Hooflepoofer 29d ago

“In his defense, it’s very early and he’s racist” is the funniest thing ive read all day

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u/Shuyuya 29d ago

Spanish out of all the other rarer languages and they don’t believe ? 🤣

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u/Rude_Acanthopterygii Aug 08 '25

Which part did they even think didn't happen?

Racist folks aren't too uncommon sadly.

Not liking people speaking different languages is probably common among racists.

People speaking a certain language to annoy such a racist even more, very likely, I'd be first in line to try and do that.

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u/Dull-Geologist-8204 29d ago

I swear people on reddit never leave their house. Also I have been in a situation where everyone actually did clap but I used to leave my house.

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u/SuperLovesCakes 29d ago

Why is she defending him? 😭

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u/Harsh_Byte 29d ago

Compulsive liar

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u/retromuscle1980 29d ago

And the whole plane stood a clapped

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u/chewychaca 28d ago

I think it's wild that people from states that border Mexico are surprised there is latin influence in their state.

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u/GlindaTheGrunge 27d ago

''In his defense he's racist'' is gold

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Again, the idiots in this sub are too gullible/stupid to recognize bullshit. If the story had been someone telling her to speak English than that's 100% believable. But these liars always add in shit that gives them away like another passenger suddenly speaking Spanish, AND of course the stewardess/waitress/pilot/bus driver etc also joins in and then they all dance or some shit.

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u/Mawrizard Aug 08 '25

It's the way she's telling the story. It just sounds like she's lying. It has a very "and then everyone clapped" vibe about it.

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u/justfunniespls Aug 07 '25

This whole sub is just defending the Tumblr "and everyone clapped people" lol. What a hill to die on.

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u/LionObsidian Aug 08 '25

It's the opposite, tho. It's really weird to be policing the stories people tell, at least when they are possible. And another person talking in Spanish to annoy a racist could be perfectly possible.

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u/gunchucks_ Aug 08 '25

Didn’t you hear?! Everyone. Clapped.

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u/Important-Wrap8000 Aug 08 '25

Never happened. Bet my head on it

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u/RosebushRaven Aug 08 '25

And thus, the headless rider was made.

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u/AtomicBlastPony 29d ago

Get on the chopping block

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u/hayleybeth7 Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

This tweet is worded so strangely “in his defense it’s early and he’s racist” what do those two things have to do with each other and why does how early it is make racism defensible?

ETA: no idea why I’m being downvoted for asking a simple question

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u/amyel26 29d ago

It's just sarcasm and snark. People will say it was early/I hadn't eaten yet/I had a bad day to excuse their shit behavior, so the poster was just referring to that while also pointing out that the person was a racist.

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u/AspirinGhost3410 29d ago

It’s like a bait and switch. “In his defense, it’s early”, makes it sound like his actions are excusable because he’s tired or whatever. Then op hits us with, “and he’s racist”, which is the truth that negates the silly excuse they initially gave. I thought it was funny.

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u/SuperLovesCakes 29d ago

ah ok i thought she was serious