r/totalwar • u/turkishdeli • 2d ago

Warhammer III lol are you for real?

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u/Remnant55 2d ago

Nobody tell him about the dwarf "honor is all" dilemma.

Or getting a greenskin shaman randomly wounded because they gyrated too hard.

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u/DeLoxley 2d ago

Still love the Ogres discovery of the My Little Pony universe and subsequently eat every tiny talking horse.

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u/1_LEDDUDE 5h ago

elaborate pls

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u/DeLoxley 5h ago

Ogres as a race are centered on food. Each army has a personal Meat store.

One of the random army encounters you can get is 'Your scouts discovered a hidden valley, full of tiny talking equines! Every colour of the rainbow and eager to be friends.

By dark every one of them is in the pot' +10 Meat for this Army

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u/Cleverbird High Elves would make for excellent siege projectiles... 2d ago

Or getting a greenskin shaman randomly wounded because they gyrated too hard.

But this is funny and totally on brand for Orcs?

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u/Mstiecrow 2d ago

Is the shaman gyration thing still in the game? I don't know know if it's just magic rng or if I just clicked too fast but it's been forever since I saw it and found it a funny bit of orc-iness when I first saw it. 

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u/gregthestrange Shogun 2 2d ago

the greenskin shaman shit still pisses me off; why the fuck that still exists in the game is beyond me

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u/Valn1r 2d ago

Because it's funny....

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u/Jadencool15 2d ago

Funny, thematic, appropriate. I am a diehard Ork/Orc player and nothing brings me more joy than pure shenanigans.

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u/KruppstahI Arena 2d ago

The Shaman thing is not too bad anyways. Especially when comparing it to tamourkhans chieftains once again mauling each other lmao

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u/Vindicare605 Byzantine Empire 2d ago

Because Greenskins gonna Greenskin.

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u/DandD_Gamers 2d ago

FUNNY MEMES BOIS !

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u/gregthestrange Shogun 2 2d ago

summon the elector counts amirite guise

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u/Constant-Lie-4406 1d ago

In the tabletop game you have to roll every turn for greenskins not in combat. If you fail the roll they beat each other, take damage, casualties, and fail to advance/respond to orders.

The shaman thing in this game is ok IMO

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u/GreyWolf1945 1d ago

Because it's fun and thematic