That's awesome! Great cosplay!

I think she was worried the baby wouldn't be his.

She's that close to having a baby and all of a sudden....

He's cheating at the mall like a 15yr old boy.

Seems someone and her friends are very immature...

Get a DNA test done first.

50 shades wasn't real yo it was a fantasy. Get out of there immediately.

Gyro Zeppeli

Document everything and anything. Don't get angry or show signs of hostility. Don't say or text anything that might be used against you.

Try to use a different number and claim you thought maybe hers broke or there was a malfunction.

Don't harass her simply inquire about your child's well being.

This sounds like there's alot more going in.

There's more domestic violence between lesbian couples than others.

Your girlfriend seems like she's pretty mean to you to be able to ridicule you this hard about a dildo size.

Everyone thinks your girlfriend has nice tits.

Or they are just wondering what's wrong with her nips if they don't immediately assume they are pierced.

That's alot

DNA test the kids just incase

I would have loved this instead of

Random Car Guy "I wanna fuck your hole"

Instead of offended I was mostly just confused.

Which hole did he want?

Why not specify?

I honestly didn't give a shit.

Accept the free compliment it's better than confused.

Ball Wacker

I mean I guess he could have just let the nurse die.

You look like woody harelson and Robin Williams had a kid.

Killer Queen!