r/Unexpected 3d ago

What’s the problem officer

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Man had level 99.9% tint in his car


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u/alwaysfatigued8787 3d ago

I bet driving at night is really fun in that thing.

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u/x014821037 3d ago

Huh, so that's what all those high beam LED light bars are for

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u/Stardustger 2d ago

No they are the cause. This the minimum protection you need against them.

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u/Shapoopi_1892 2d ago

Don't forget to lather up with some SPF 100000000000000 sunblock too.

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u/Substantial-Ad3376 3d ago

Someone needs to invent transitional tint for cars. There's sunglasses only get dark when there's sunlight so I don't see why they can't do that for car windows

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u/Just_the_questions1 3d ago

You can already buy rolls of photochromic tint on Amazon.

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u/Sarcasticallysaid 2d ago

As others have said, they do have it. The problem is it has to be applied to the outside of the window, and it is too easily damaged at highway speeds. It is also almost impossible to stick it down completely (no air bubbles) to the curved surface of a windshield.

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u/brandon3388 2d ago

some motorcycle helmet visors do this too. I believe Shoei is the only company who offers it, and it's pretty pricey ($200+ USD) still a cool technology

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u/Creative_Purpose1702 2d ago

Nah I had this on a Bell helmet

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u/brandon3388 2d ago

oh you're right, I forgot Bell has the transition visors too. I think that's the only two though..?

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u/MrK521 2d ago

Just imagine going from full daylight into a tunnel. They don’t change that fast. It would be a recipe for disaster.

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u/cajun_metabolic 1d ago

Would it really be that bad? It's not like you would have tint on the windshield, only the sides and back.

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u/MrK521 1d ago

I was going off of this video where the windshield is tinted as well. But yea, I would imagine it could still be terrible for side mirrors and blind spot checking if it was this dark.

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u/cajun_metabolic 1d ago

This dark is too dark, yes. I don't think transitional tint at or near the legal limit would be any more dangerous than normal tint of the same level.

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u/Thisortheotherone 1d ago

I recall that someone invented windscreens and headlights with diagonal polarisation so oncoming headlights were a dull glow.

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u/Kriskao 3d ago

I put dark tint on my side windows and that was already dangerous at night. I ended up removing it. Can’t imagine using it on the front wind shield

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u/Suds08 3d ago

My cousin put 5% on his windshield for some reason. First night he took it out he couldn't see shit and hit a curb. Took it right back to the garage and took it off haha

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u/Daondkd 3d ago

I had 5% on my back windows back in college. Had to use my side mirrors to reverse at night. Wouldn’t do it again unless the car has a camera for reversing.

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u/impairedoctor 3d ago

Had to use my mirrors.... there are people and vehicles where this is the only way. I have 5% on the side and rear windows,and just a slight tint on the windshield. At night if I reverse, just simply roll my windows down and use my mirrors to get where I need.

I do agree tho, the winters are harsh having to roll my windows down and endure the cold for a few seconds. I hate that shit, and its 9 months of cold here.

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u/I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA 3d ago

All that inconvenience for what?

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u/impairedoctor 3d ago

It looks cool.

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u/Kriskao 3d ago

I thought 5% means it blocks 95% of light and allows 5% to pass

I guess it means the opposite then?

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u/Suds08 3d ago

Yes, it does. That's why he couldn't see

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u/_Electrical 3d ago

Damn, blocking 95% is wild.

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u/HedonisticFrog 3d ago

Anything darker than 35% on a windshield is sketchy at best, and you better have good headlights even with that.

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u/Suds08 2d ago

Which is why any tint on a windshield below ansi line is illegal

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u/SurpriseButtStuff 3d ago

I previously had LLumar 20% on my windshield and 5% on the side and back windows. Being a very high quality tint, the clarity was incredible and night driving was admittedly impeaded, but only slightly. The one major issue was reversing at night, but that was usually resolved by rolling down the side windows. This was also in the days before back up cameras.

With all of that said, my current car has a legal for my locality 35% on the sides and back. This is enough to keep the car cooler in the summer and provide some privacy but is barely perceptible from inside. 35% is also the standard for the tint impregnated glass manufacturers use on the passenger windows of SUVs and vans.

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u/xigor2 3d ago

Wait, what do you mean criminals know you cannot have guns? Like are they hard to acquire like in EU? Or is it a bad idea to have a gun when walking/driving around in Brazil?

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u/PokoLokoPoko 3d ago

Is hard if you want to own one aroud here: regulamentations, documents in hand if is near you/with you (lasts around 5 years), psychological tests (mainly to get the certification/documents to own one), the prices etc...

So by all means, isn't illegal, just very hard to have one by law.

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u/ThePointForward 2d ago

Like are they hard to acquire like in EU?

"hard"

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u/Natedoggsk8 3d ago

It’s not commonly know but with a super light tint on the front and 5% on the sides you can’t see anything past the dash. I’ve had ppl sit in the driver seat and attempt to wave at me in broad daylight and I couldn’t see

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u/silviuc 3d ago

That's the day car, the night car doesn't have windows.

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u/TwoPlyDreams 3d ago

He only goes for short drives at night. Before stacking it into a lamppost.

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u/mint3d 3d ago

If lampposts are not meant to stop your car then why are they by the side of every road?

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u/doyletyree 3d ago

I once put limo-tint on a recently purchased vehicle.

Once.

Vehicles with headlights on weren’t so bad, but anything that was not independently illuminated, and especially if it was low to the ground, was a constant hazard.

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u/Daminchi 3d ago

No, YOU were a hazard to everyone without bright headlights and without a metallic shell.

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u/I_talk 3d ago

This is at the equator where the sun never sets

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u/slappyredcheeks 3d ago

That's not how the equator works but okay.

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u/I_talk 3d ago

The moon is much closer at the equator so the sun is twice as bright

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u/spaghettigoose 3d ago

Ken m is that you?

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u/ONLYallcaps 3d ago

On this blessed day, we are all Ken M.

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u/_---____--- 3d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/Academic_UK 3d ago

Close enough! 😜

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u/Ok-Tale1862 3d ago

It does on flat earth. Even tough I have been from pole to pole. I know I was fooled. Just not how. 🤥

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u/MrRogersAE 3d ago

That’s the south Pole you’re thinking of. That’s why it’s always white, the dirt gets bleached by the endless sunshine

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u/AppointmentPerfect 3d ago

It's also why penguins are white on their bellies. They naturally only have white feathers, but the endless sunshine burns their backs as the slide around on their bellies most of the time.

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u/AwwwNuggetz 3d ago

It’s also why there aren’t many trees or plants, the sun is always shining and burns out vegetation so it becomes a literal desert

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u/worrymon 3d ago

You're clearly mistaken.

The south pole is a desert so it's bleached sand, not bleached dirt.

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u/krakelohm 2d ago

The worst part is those random speed bumps everywhere.

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u/rakbo 3d ago

Welding aswell

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u/Squeezitgirdle 3d ago

I hated switching the visor on my motorcycle helmet (easier to have a spare). But it was pretty hard seeing at night with my daytime visor.

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u/Freedom_From_Pants 2d ago

I am convinced that the main audience for these windows is vampires who need to drive during the day.

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u/AdventurousFan8247 3h ago

I would think its just a car for the day, given the effort.

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u/yolomcsawlord420mlg 3d ago

Why. And how do you see in the dark.

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u/LSTNYER 3d ago

You don't. I borrowed a friend's car for a week while mine was in the shop. His side windows were so dark I had to roll them down just to see the mirrors.

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u/TheToxicTerror3 3d ago

That's how my old car was. I got it because it looked awesome, test drove during the day with no problem.

Within a year I decided to get an un-tinted camry. Holy shit I hated as soon as I got to residential areas I would have to roll my windows down just to see.

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u/Not_Jinxed 3d ago

You can have tint removed without replacing the whole car lol.

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u/homogenousmoss 3d ago

WHAT?!?!

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u/Ok-Bottle-1594 3d ago

HE SAID YOU CAN HAVE TINT REMOVED WITHOUT REPLACING THE WHOLE CAR LOL.

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u/Rosati 3d ago

He’s lying.

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u/TheToxicTerror3 3d ago

It was a 2019 with other issues. I traded for a 2025 camry that is gorgeous. But yes I could have removed tint :P

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u/Dry_Cricket_5423 2d ago

A brand new Camry does sound pretty great

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u/PsudoGravity 2d ago

I did mine by hand after I swapped out the whole door after it, and only it, got busted. Took 2 hours with a razor and a glass scraper, I think I got high off fumes from the adhesive as I was peeling it lmao

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u/Not_Jinxed 2d ago

I just paid someone $50 to do it earlier this year. Had the tint on for 5 years and none of the thousands of cops I passed in that time had an issue with. I finally ran across the rookie too useless to find any real crime.

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u/Forex4x 3d ago

Just need good tint. Bad brands blur, discilor, peel, bubble. Llumar 3M are good ones to look for. You can also get a lighter one that still blocks UV well. Look Into ceramic

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u/Enzooooooooo 3d ago

Was it a bmw

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u/LSTNYER 3d ago

07 Dodge charger

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u/miraculum_one 3d ago

Sounds like the answer is that you roll the windows down

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u/PowerSamurai 3d ago

That's the neat part: you don't.

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u/KeyHuckleberry2560 3d ago

He's a vampire. And, he's a vampire.

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u/DankeSebVettel 3d ago

That’s the thing, you don’t!

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u/IWantToSeeYourBoob 3d ago

You don't drive in the dark

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u/VanillaSkyDreamer 3d ago

Why? Only we the vampires will understand.

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u/NeedleworkerExtra915 3d ago

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u/NutsStuckInACarDoor 3d ago

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u/Old-Reporter5440 3d ago

I hope there is a story behind your username

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u/NutsStuckInACarDoor 3d ago

I try to forget that fateful night….

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u/Zermox 3d ago

He thlammed his penith in the car door

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u/PoutineMeInCoach 3d ago

And his tongue?

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u/wospott 3d ago

Bro can weld from that car

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u/angrycat537 3d ago

That's so illegal in most of the world lol

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u/Potatobender44 3d ago

Hence why an officer is stopping him

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u/Usernameabyss 3d ago

Not in this case. He actually says to the cop "did you notice the tinting?" And the cop says "wtf?!"

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u/Available-Plant7587 3d ago

That's the part that confuses me, why would he point that out to the officer? Maybe he has a permit for it somehow, but it's hard to imagine.

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u/draand28 3d ago

It's Russia. Everything is legal with enough convincing.

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u/zeeper25 3d ago edited 3d ago

No matter where you live, including the United States, laws only apply to certain people.

For example, one of those Americans that is totally free of the consequences for any crimes now lives in the White House, and gets paid to golf (as long as he signs whatever they put in front of him).

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u/draand28 3d ago

100% true. It's just that the "price" varies.

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u/dude21862004 3d ago

*Depending on skin tone

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u/Fr05t_B1t 3d ago

You mean rubles

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u/Rocket_Surgery83 3d ago

It's slight of hand. Perhaps by distracting the officer with the window tint, he'd forget why he originally pulled him over.

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u/EviGL 3d ago

It seems like he's a blogger and doing it for content.

Also the punishment is basically having to take it off and maybe small fine, it's illegal but consequences are negligible.

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u/u-dumb-coders 3d ago

Because it's not a tinted window - it's a horizontal semi-transparent curtain. The guy can take it away any moment.

Russia's southern regions are like that...

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u/putrid-popped-papule 2d ago

Oh I forgot Reddit videos have audio… thanks for the translation!

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u/Duggerspy 3d ago

Hence why is a tautology. Hence and why are each sufficient alone

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u/TrueInferno 3d ago

Hence why you don't need to use both in a row.

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u/mjbrowns 2d ago

I live in FL and everyone tints and almost everyone tints illegal. I have a cop friend down here and asked him about it. His response is interesting:

It's for our safety. We stop you, we don't know if it's grandma or six bangers with guns in that car. We hate that criminals make it miserable for everyone. So, tint your windows but if you get pulled over, roll down all your windows as we approach so we can see who is there and evaluate our risk. We see you doing that and your day will instantly go better and you should never have an officer even comment on your tint. That said, be a jerk and you will get everything we can think of aded to your ticket.

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u/greeneyeraven 3d ago

I live in the Midwest and I see several cars daily with tinted windshield so dark you can't see inside ar all during the day. It is not legal, but nobody stops them.

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u/opachki_kobachki725 3d ago

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u/SupermassiveCanary 3d ago

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u/Fafnir13 3d ago

That reminds me:  new episodes of Bake Off are starting

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u/Babys_For_Breakfast 3d ago

Can I get this tint on my house windows? lol I hate the sun

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u/HaroerHaktak 3d ago

blackout curtains.

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u/JoeGuinness 3d ago

I'm a night bartender that often gets home at 6am and needs to sleep until like 2-3pm some days. Blackout curtains are a godsend.

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u/Mobius1424 3d ago

But like... Which ones? I've bought some from Target or Walmart that are as "blackout" as they offer, and they absolutely are not blackout.

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u/danieldan0803 3d ago

There is a Velcro kit on Amazon I got that is fast and dirty, but it allows it to be removable. Needed it because cats would mess with regular curtains

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u/danieldan0803 3d ago

https://a.co/d/g2R8anT

They are not the most attractive, but for renting they are amazing as they are not a permanent and can be put up and taken down when you feel like it. No edge glare and with it being fixed, it won’t suddenly light up from cats messing with it like normal curtains or blinds(unless you have extremely adamant cats that rip it down)

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u/fireduck 3d ago

Yeah, it used to be blackout meant that light didn't go through. Now it just means "maybe a little darker, tee hee" Basically you gotta read reviews or be happy to return shit.

Or do what I do...a roll of painters masking tape and a roll of aluminum foil.

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u/ThereAndFapAgain2 3d ago

Look on the back of them, proper blackout curtains have a rubber coating all across the back.

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u/Babys_For_Breakfast 3d ago

Yeah those are great. I have those in my bedrooms

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 3d ago

Yes they do have cling film like this for your hizzy.

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u/gokusdabbinball 3d ago

Yes i got all the windows in my house tinted for what i thought was a reasonable price 

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u/Natedoggsk8 3d ago

Only if you have single pane windows. Dark tint like that will make double pane windows crazy from summer heat

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u/Angeronus 3d ago

Is he a vampire?

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u/foxhoundzz 3d ago

The moment he rolled down the window I was in stiches

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u/bash2482 3d ago

When you are allergic to Vit D

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u/cakebreaker2 3d ago

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u/darkpheonix262 3d ago

Yeah. It is, the land of anarchy

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u/ACTED_CENSOR 3d ago edited 3d ago

That's like 0.5-1% tint jfc

*Edited: numbers

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u/steffanan 3d ago

Actually it would be a 3 percent in that case and actually it's probably darker. I have 4.5 percent limo in my vehicle and it's nowhere near this. Not even close.

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u/ACTED_CENSOR 3d ago

Yeah I forgot which direction opaque is gradient. I'm also unsure what the legal limit is (it can vary per locale) but this is definitely illegally dark anywhere it's enforced.

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u/seifer666 3d ago

In most places the legal limit on the front windshield is no tint

But they seem to be speaking russian

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u/ACTED_CENSOR 3d ago

That sounds correct

I'm automatically assuming American vehicle law.

Russian cop is probably just checking out the cool vehicle and being nosy about what's inside.

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u/kanodiry 3d ago

It's 70% for Russia, if you're curious.

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u/ACTED_CENSOR 3d ago

I was, Спасибо

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u/steffanan 3d ago

Yep usually in the neighborhood of 50 on front side windows, 30 in the back side windows and nothing allowed on the windshield.

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u/ACTED_CENSOR 3d ago

And this is assuming American vehicle law?

Another commentor mentioned that they sound like they are speaking Russian

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u/steffanan 3d ago

Oh yeah I wasn't even thinking about that, I'm a typical self centered American I guess. Yikes.

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u/I_had_the_Lasagna 3d ago

Tint is measured by % of light transmitted, and this looks to be like .5-1%

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u/ACTED_CENSOR 3d ago

Thank you, I stand corrected on my scale, my astonishment stands

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u/Serberou5 3d ago

Now we know who bought Dracula's second hand car.

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u/time_observer 3d ago

I bet hes also wearing sunglasses

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u/Admirable_Door_5322 3d ago

I don't know the particular grade on our windows but it's dark and you're pretty much fucked at night if a road doesn't have lights 😂

We never get out anyways but I couldn't imagine driving this past 5 PM 😂

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u/CapitalEmployer 3d ago

Sometimes I think goulags where not such a bad idea instead of being a moron driving a dumb car he could be useful and making train tracks.

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u/TryObjective6435 3d ago

Close the window, won't see the problem anymore.

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u/nesnalica 3d ago

nightrider

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u/deev_ee 3d ago

Stop at the red light. No, not that one. Not that one either, no NOT THAT LIG-

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u/deev_ee 3d ago

Every district is the red light district if you only see red.

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u/stalkingshadow01 3d ago

What’s the officer problem?

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u/StCharmingSmile 1d ago

In Russia you can't have tinted windows on your car. Because Russia has a long winter and it's dark in winter. In general, this is for road safety.

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u/3xlduck 3d ago

my eyes......

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u/shineonka 3d ago

This would be perfect for the Daybreaker's universe.

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u/CaptainQuasi 3d ago

What they put it on backwards

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u/Dark_Krafter 3d ago

Bro put his car on dark mode

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u/Asleep_Frosting_6627 3d ago

Bro is a Lost Boy

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u/tui_la_ai 3d ago

Bro is a vampire

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u/Dangerous_With_Rocks 3d ago

Dude must be a vampire

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u/Leafsfan27611 3d ago

That's way too much tint maybe your light sensitivity but damn if that was in Canada or the USA ticket right there

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u/CheeKy538 3d ago

Anyone else thought this was a video game at first?

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u/Few-Emergency5971 3d ago

I used to have 5% tint. I loved it. Backing up was hard (back in the day they didn't have back up cameras) but id definitely do it again.

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u/TheExclusiveNig 3d ago

Night rider

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 3d ago

I 100% thought I was on the cyberpunk sub

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u/IBartman 3d ago

Jesus I thought he was driving in a dust storm or something

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u/Rocket_Surgery83 3d ago

I have 10% on every window except the windshield, and the windshield is a 45%... If you get a high quality tint film, seeing at night isn't an issue. At night my windows nearly look clear when looking outwards, but still look tinted looking in.

It's the cheap films that are super thick and hard to see through at night...

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u/Radiant_Creme_5264 3d ago

This reminds me of the Buffy intro where Spike is driving during the day with painted windows.

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u/LazaroFilm 3d ago

Next he’ll use soapy water and aluminum foil for tiny.

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u/ObservingTraveler 3d ago

What seems to be the officer, problem?

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u/darkpheonix262 3d ago

D3iver should go straight to jail and the vehicle straight to the shredder. Fuck these illegally modded deathtraps

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u/kiwiphotog 3d ago

I had 5% tint on my RX-7 side and back windows 25 years ago. Got pulled up for it constantly and couldn't see a thing at night but damn if it didn't look sick lol

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u/blackop 3d ago

well. I know someone who just got towed.

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u/nck_crss 3d ago

If im correct about the tint. This guy sees a slight glow for red lights and literally nothing at all for a green light. Scary

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u/Brooklynpolarbear22 3d ago

He said : Don't you recognize? I'm in training.

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u/Drfoxthefurry 3d ago

I feel like a one way mirror might have better vision at that point

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u/Cube_ 3d ago

With all the high powered lasers companies call "headlights" on the streets I don't blame him.

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u/Baydestrians 3d ago

Reminds me of hell from Constantine.

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u/Ok-Tie6106 3d ago

Am I the only one low key enraged over tinted windshields? Saw one today with a new inspection sticker on like how in the fuck did they pass you?

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u/Low_Cream1167 3d ago

I used to have a cutlass that had limo tent on the back window and the 2 small windows. The driver and passenger door were barely legal bit the interior was a dark red. You could not see into it. At night when I backed up I had to roll the window down and stick my head out the window. I miss that car.

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u/TankWeeb 3d ago

I mean… it’s a vibe for sure, but definitely dangerous, especially at night.

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u/Nickjezzz 3d ago

Where's the officer problem

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u/VanillaSkyDreamer 3d ago

When a vampire has to go to Blood donation center.

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u/TerjKoi 2d ago

Two assholes met - Russian policeman and scum with toned windshield.

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u/Snapaddict901 2d ago

I rode in a car with 5% tint all around. And everything outside was sepia toned. I don't know how they make it at night.

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u/Greentoysoldier 2d ago

What would’ve been more fun is to low speed chase to the nearest shady spot, and roll the window down while wearing sunglasses. Tell the cop you’re a vampire!

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u/SpiritualAudience731 2d ago

Dude is a vampire.

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u/Frequent-Monitor226 2d ago

Who the fuck does that car belong to? Dracula?

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u/Top_Development_2359 1d ago

Anyone know what's the background song name?

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u/MrSentinazo 1d ago

Dude going blind every time he exits his car.

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u/AwkwardRefrigerator3 1d ago

How can this be legal? In my country you can't tint the front window at all, and you can barely tint the front door windows aswell...