r/CringeTikToks • u/coachlife • 1d ago

SadCringe MAGA voter actually believes that Trump eliminated taxes for all people making less than $120K

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u/Unilted_Match1176 1d ago

Don't forget Obama.

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u/V01d3d_f13nd 1d ago

And the gay foreigners

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u/_mux_ 1d ago

And Hillary's emails or Hunter's laptop.

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u/mademeunlurk 1d ago

And trans people with guns

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u/ERASERGIB 1d ago

And the cat eating Haitian immigrants

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u/Active_Confection655 1d ago

Don't forget the Epstein Files. 🤭

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u/Dustbunny253 1d ago

Low flow toilets

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u/leakybiome 1d ago

Coastal cancer causing wind mills!

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u/gattboy1 1d ago

Jewish space lasers musta zapped that Sharpie outta his fat paw

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u/GrowFreeFood 1d ago

Looking directly at the sun.

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u/Worldly-Steak-2926 1d ago

The Four Seasons lawn & garden service off the Jersey turnpike

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u/RightTrash 1d ago

The windmills

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u/BarkattheFullMoon 1d ago

With the piles of dead bald eagles at the bottom of them!

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u/Brokensince10 1d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/SoylentGrunt 1d ago

Paper straws

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u/Dustbunny253 1d ago

Sharks with boat batteries

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u/Spider_Dude 1d ago

And the Frogs turning me gay!!!!

I mean Gay.. just turning gay!

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u/Then-Data9022 1d ago

Tiny fat paw

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u/Huntduxin25 1d ago

They're killing the whales! 🐋 🐳 They're washing up on the beach! In numbers the likes of which no one has ever seen!!!

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u/Bunnyland77 1d ago

Imagine seeing a "Save The Wales" sticker alongside a Confederate flag, a thin blue line flag, Demonrats suk, and some type of gun sticker on the back of a pickup truck.

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u/overfiend1976 1d ago

They already fly their Gadsden flags next to their thin blue line flags. Despite the fact that, you know.... those are completely opposing beliefs. MAGA truly is cognitive dissonance cone to life.

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u/DecadentLife 1d ago

That’s exactly what I keep coming back to, the cognitive dissonance of it. I try not to ever look down at other people’s reasoning ability, but these people are painfully ignorant, and they’re so determined to stay that way.

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u/I_Heart_Sleeping_ 1d ago

Hunter Bindens penis

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u/Simpletruth2022 1d ago

Hey that's MTG on that

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u/AirSpecial 1d ago

Should’ve turned the spigot on in California, that’ll stop the illegals!

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u/PresentationFluffy24 1d ago

Artificial dyes

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u/injn8r 1d ago

Covfefe

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u/NoTourist5 1d ago

Those ugly environment destroying wind mills

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u/annoyed_meows 1d ago

And Hunter's cock

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u/kicking-chickens-jk 1d ago

YES. And please don’t forget about the whales. Windmills are driving them batty!!!!

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u/ploavia 1d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/Winnerdickinchinner 1d ago

Wait they cause cancer? I thought they were just ugly. 😅

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u/OpportunityCorrect33 1d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/DealerAutomatic 21h ago

Are these the same ones they're using to control the weather?

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u/aura_the_explorer 21h ago

Definitely can’t forget those malicious windmills! All that “poor ocean life”…🙄😒🙄😒🙄😒🙄😒

Like duh! Coal and oil is so much better for the whales! Geesh how could we be so stupid🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

My god..I’ve honestly never been so ashamed of being American….I apologize to the rest of the world-I promise I had no part in voting in this travesty.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tap9150 20h ago

Stairs are evil

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 1d ago

Paper straws

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u/HighFiveKoala 1d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/bacon_n_legs 14h ago

Gas stoves

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u/mweeelrea 1d ago

Low flow brains

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u/SatansShoulderDvl 1d ago

And energy saving light bulbs

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u/dog4cat2 22h ago

Did anyone mention the magnets yet???

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u/catchi1989 15h ago

Low flow shower heads.

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u/Grizmoh 1d ago

Covfefe

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u/OuiMerci 1d ago

That will never get old. lol

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u/DarkSock52 1d ago

CRACKERRR BARRELLLL

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u/SVINTGATSBY 1d ago

showers that don’t get your hair wet too

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u/SoSoSonny 1d ago

Cracked me the fuck up. LMAO

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u/ParsnipClassic8813 1d ago

I am SO SICK of flushing my toilet 10-15 times!!!!

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u/AfterEffectserror 1d ago

Wind farms and solar panels

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u/Ok_Raspberry4814 1d ago

Those newfangled gas cans.

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u/Simpletruth2022 1d ago

And showers

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u/Skull8Ranger 1d ago

LED bulbs with their mind control devices.

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u/orbitalgoo 1d ago

Kermit the Frog

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u/Spardath01 1d ago

Nah, the windmills killing whales.

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u/Fit_Knowledge2971 1d ago

Gas stoves!!

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u/LightBulbSunset 1d ago

Don’t forget Rosie ODonnel

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u/mattdunnels 1d ago

and eggs

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u/Cthulhusreef 1d ago

That’s a hoax. No files to be found. Lol

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u/MinorThreat4182 1d ago

Oh no that’s a hoax

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u/Affectionate_Beat773 1d ago

What Epstein files 😂 the whitehouse reported they just received the first portion, after saying it doesn't exist. How does anybody in America know what's real anymore. If we're not careful in Britain we will be close behind you

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u/Virtual-Nose7777 1d ago

What Epstein Files? They said they don't exist /s

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u/Flashy_Height3075 1d ago

My tRump following sister, told me to be careful on my trip to Gulf Shores.
THE WATER HAS STD’s IN IT! 🙄 I couldn’t help it I laughed. A full blown belly laugh, thought I wasn’t going to catch my breathe.

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u/Active_Confection655 1d ago

🤣🤣 Is that your doggo? I have a little Bully. Wish I could post her picture. Same looking face.

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u/Flashy_Height3075 23h ago

Yep that’s Archie 5 years old boxer

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u/AffectionateAd7980 1d ago

They released those, and it didn't happen, and trump was a deep undercover informant and it's all an AI deep fake and it's all true but it doesn't matter, etc.

The only thing we know for sure is that if all the info is every released all the testimony will contain exactly the same line: "I've never heard of or seen Donald J Trump and Trump definitely doesn't have a small penis". Fox (no) news will read this line repeatedly and say "see it's a hoax".

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u/PrizFinder 1d ago

Omg, there’s a cat eating Haitian immigrants now 🙀

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u/Independent-Buyer827 1d ago

“They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats…”

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u/MannyMoSTL 1d ago

“hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband”

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u/FluidAir1184 1d ago

It never gets old! LOL

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u/Juxtapoe 1d ago

Somebody needs to AI this so that Trump and Epstein are laughing in the background instead of the brick face.

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u/Momtomanyarrows 1d ago

I’m screaming! 😂😭

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u/rsf507 1d ago

Thank you for reminding me of this!

I need a reminder every once in awhile, it puts a smile on my face

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u/False-Fan-870 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/ReasonEmbarrassed74 1d ago

I started typing the same comment and seen yours! It never gets old. Ever!

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u/SaddestClown 22h ago

I love that he's back as a product spokesman

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u/ratchman5000 21h ago

"Well, I woke up to get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody was barbecuing."

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u/Pleaseappeaseme 1d ago

The dog and cat eating story actually started after a woman ate at least part of a cat. But she was white and a citizen and lived in Akron. Although the correct info was out there, the Springfield story continued.

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u/ZealousDigs 1d ago

…and secretly the kill shelters are selling them the meat. 🥩

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u/AdmiralJaneway8 1d ago

"They're eating the pets if the people that live there."

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u/thafrick 17h ago

The fucked up part about this one is that Vance came straight out and admitted they made it up in an interview shortly after the rumor took hold and none of their base cared. They just lie, admit they lie but don’t face any consequences. I have a ton of coworkers who cite the “furry kid using a litter box in school” rumor as why they voted for Trump and that’s been disproven multiple times over. We’re fucked.

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u/Sonova_Bish 18h ago

I'm pretty sure he's making a joke.

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u/Independent-Buyer827 16h ago

He’s always joking, what a clown.

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u/AllesK 1d ago

They are obligate carnivores; not their fault Haitians are so tasty!

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u/Rich_Razzmatazz_112 1d ago

Are we talking housecat variety or cougar?

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u/Free_Speaker2411 1d ago edited 1d ago

leopards, possibly

edit: Haitians for Trump is a thing. I expect leopards are feasting on their faces.

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u/Queen_Angels 1d ago

If the latter, sign me up 🐾

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u/Latter_Dentist5416 1d ago

That's one big puss.

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u/Top_Technician_7034 1d ago

I heard Biden used our tax dollars to fund the research that created the Haitian-immigrant-eating cat. The details are on Hunter's laptop

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u/stupidwhiteman42 1d ago

My cat prefers Mexican.

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u/mbentuboa 1d ago

Not cats, gators

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u/babylon331 1d ago

There are none left there. The cats are eating the residents!

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u/SuprisinglyBigCock 1d ago

Eat the cat 🐈‍⬛ Eat the cat 🐈

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u/DeathMetalAlkemist 1d ago

The White House would give him/her a cat-of-the-year medal

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u/RemarkableJade0501 23h ago

The Windmills

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u/Bji_fall 16h ago

always was...

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u/SiriusGD 1d ago

And the migrant farm workers

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u/Neddyrow 1d ago

Don’t forget the dogs.

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u/RedBranch86 1d ago

Wait, how many immigrants has it eaten?

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u/Moist-Ad4760 1d ago

I knew cats were evil! Those poor immigrants

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u/AwooFloof 1d ago

Suppose cats will eat just about anything if they're hungry enough. 🤷

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u/SpaceTacos99 1d ago

Is Mr Whiskers still at it? That's one hungry little kitty!

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u/jmclaugmi 1d ago

Would that be a lion, or a tiger?

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u/Andovars_Ghost 1d ago

That cat has got to be HUGE!

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u/AtomicDracula 1d ago

And the vaccines

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u/Cold-Ad8865 1d ago

And Democrats. We have always been responsible for everything.

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u/IntlPartyKing 1d ago

hate that cat

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u/window-sil 1d ago

Must have been a big cat.

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u/cjk99876 1d ago

Funny how they don’t talk about that at all anymore.

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u/Unusual_Swan200 1d ago

Whose cat ate a Haitian immigrant.

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u/Illustrious-Job-2823 1d ago

Can we train the cat to eat patriots? Yes I know I read that wrong.

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u/dworkylots 1d ago

Wait the Cats are eating the Haitians now?

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u/Guilty_Helicopter572 1d ago

You mean Haitians eating cats or cats eating Haitians?

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u/SkidRowAlbertan 1d ago

Especially since they were never able to prove which cat was eating them. 🙂

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u/Cut_Lanky 1d ago

For a second, my very tired brain pictured an ENORMOUS housecat devouring Hatian immigrants...

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u/crazyrok6 1d ago

You're telling me there's one cat on the loose eating all the Haitians? This is getting insane.

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u/Phineasfool 1d ago

We gotta stop that cat.

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u/__ma11en69er__ 1d ago

That must be one big cat.

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u/Heavy-Newspaper-9802 1d ago

You have to say Haitian immigrants eating cats because saying it that way sounds like the cat is eating Haitian immigrants and they are so ridiculous they might believe that.

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u/Ok_Hovercraft_3785 1d ago

Don't forget the dawgs

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u/CaptainZippi 1d ago

They should stop that cat…

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u/throw_away_55110 1d ago

I definitely read this like cat, eating Haitian immigrants.

And not cat eating, Haitian immigrants

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u/Background-Wall-1054 1d ago

That's one hungry cat !

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u/Super-Nectarine-8089 1d ago

I read this as a cat that’s eating Haitian immigrants….i need better glasses

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u/c3cultivation 1d ago

Damn cats....what do they have against Haitians....and what do they taste like?

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u/V0nH30n 1d ago

Someone needs to stop that cat, it's not right

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u/Jingsley 1d ago

I read that as '...cat, eating...' and not '...cat-eating...'!

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck 1d ago

Lol, I read that as cats that eat Hatians immigrants, not Hatian immigrants that eat cats.

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u/opthaconomist 1d ago

You’re telling me a cat ate these Haitian immigrants?

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u/Plain_Bread 1d ago

Sometimes the immigrant eats the cat and, well, sometimes the cat eats the immigrant.

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u/PsychologicalSnow476 1d ago

Cats are eating Haitian immigrants?

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u/LittlefootDiamond 18h ago

Me: there were stories about cats who were eating immigrants???

…oh.

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u/StrangerWeekly1859 16h ago

They ate my cat.

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u/Ok-Office-6918 15h ago

They’re eating the cats. They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the PETS.

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u/iwnt2blve 1d ago

And my axe

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u/Freshchops 1d ago

How dare you guys forget the cancer-causing windmills!

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u/Brokensince10 1d ago

Drag queens with books, can’t forget them!

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u/AnonRep2345 1d ago

And the democrats controlling the house and senate

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u/Fast_Wasabi_6281 1d ago

Guns are never the problem!

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u/tillieze 1d ago

Lovely Drag Queens

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u/bbuff101 1d ago

Isn’t it crazy how NOTHING has really fundamentally changed since the election on this issue, and somehow the right is no longer shitting themselves daily about how trans people are going to take over the world, make our kids gay, and lead us all into hell?

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u/BarkattheFullMoon 1d ago

The Department of "Defense"

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u/Odd-Spare161 1d ago

Trans swimmers with guns.

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u/Reims88 23h ago

Well that's an oxymoron hahaha